Couple of Critics Podcast

This week Sam is much more comfortable away from all that Jesus talk from two weeks ago and back in the warm loving embrace of Satan. This episode is devoted to discussion of the debut album Melissa by Mercyful Fate and Sam's favorite imaginary friend! Satan! This episode also features a comeback track from an 80's hair metal has been.

In celebration of our nation's big ol' birthday, we're looking into the future through the eyes of the past. Join us as we review the cult classic film Idiocracy. This episode gifts us a new perspective.

We all know Sam is a little devil boy, but what has he chosen this week? The bible hurling Christian 80'shair metal band Stryper! It's time to tip the scales a bit towards the lord with the yellow and black attack's best selling album to date- To Hell With The Devil! This episode features an exclusive interview with a mass murderer.

It's finally time for two fart-knocker critics to review the 1993 compilation album The Beavis and Butthead Experience. Whether this is cool or dumb, these two dillweeds are going to laugh like a pair of nads. This episode features a song about a brand spankin' new upgrade!

What do you get when you take a third generation royalty hillbilly country boy and introduce him to rock and roll at a young age? You get a pissed off redneck screaming about booze, women, and cocaine! This week the critics listen to and discuss the only full album release by the cowpunk metal band Assjack, also known as Hank Williams III, also known as Hank III, and also known as III. This episod...

First time guest alert! That's right! We brought in a friend and bandmate from the old days. The one and only Kent Hiltz makes the trip to Indiana to discuss the only full length album by the band Children. What is that album you ask? Well, it's Hard Times Hanging at the End of the World, you big dum dum. This episode features an episode of The Wacky Waldo Show!

You're in second grade and you're riding the school bus home, jamming to Bad Company with your bus driver. This week, the critics remember the nameless bus driver lady as they review 10 from 6 by Bad Company. This episode investigates the current relationship status of two former nu-metal lovers.

Searching through the annals (hehe) of Sam's brain to choose music that meant anything to him at some point in his life finally yielded a forgotten contender! This week the critics listne to and review the debut self titled album by DevilDriver. This episode features a dance song.

For the 5th annual Paxtoween celebration, the critics review the American classic movie, True Lies. Load up your ice cube trays for this 90s action comedy starring the the man of the week, Bill Paxton. It wouldn't be Paxtoween without a food review. It's doughnut time.

What's better than recording a podcast about the cinema darling known as North directed by Rob Reiner with Michelle's sister Beth? It's losing the audio files from the first time and having to record the entire episode a second time with Michelle's sister Beth! Viva El Norte! This episode features an origin story.

Sometimes you're late to the game, but at least you made it in time to watch the backboard shatter. This week, the critics review the album Too Dumb For Suicide: Tim Heidecker's Trump Songs. This episode features an important message from The White House.

To everybody's delight Sam has chosen yet another underground death metal album to share it's joys with the world. This time it's not Necrophagist, but Necrophagia! What will Michelle think of these tasty jams? Probably what she thinks about every other death metal album! This episode features a diary entry.

Michelle was feeling froggy this week and decided to construct a playlist for Sam, but this time, the theme is a secret. Will Sam figure it out or will he wish that he did? This episode features a rambunctious round of Guess That Melody!

Farts, puke, and physical violence are the topics of this episode! This week Sam chose, maybe incorrectly, to expose Michelle to the immature world of Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. Along with special guest Aunt Pam, the topic this week is Guest House Paradiso. The episode features a mandatory message from Donald J. Trump.

It only takes one disembodied head to make a classic funk rock album. This week, the critics review Maggot Brain by Funkadelic. This episode features an early morning anthem.

They say that you should do it right the first time, but have they not seen Terminator 2?! The critics invited over some local rapscallions to see whose favorite cover song will triumph over the lesser thans. "Cause let's face it, baby, these days…You gotta have a sequel”. This episode features a cover song from Jairy The Speed Em Up Music Performance Jr. Guy.

You want to talk about a 75 year old man whom has purple hair and purple cowboy boots? Well, this is the place to be. This week the critics discuss the debut album Vehicle by Ides of March. This episode features the inaugural episode of MAGA DADDY.

If not for family, who would we be? Would one cherish what both share, or send the other into the mouth of a hungry dinosaur? This week, the critics watch the cult classic, Clifford. This episode features a live radio broadcast.

It's time to put all high school battle of the bands rivalries behind you, because this week, Matt Schuerman joins the critics to review the album Futures from Jimmy Eat World. Regardless of where you put the emphasis, the emphasis is on the eat. This episode features a good old fashioned round of Guess That Melody!

As the podcast goes on and Sam keeps desperately clinging for things to review we find ourselves at unusual destinations. This is one of those destinations. that just happens to include Ben Stiller when he was in high school. This week the critics listen to and review the album Roadkill by Capital Punishment

Lock up your daughters and hide your wives because Dale and Gus are back on the podcast! What did the dynamic duo bring us this time? Well, the answer to that is an album by Shinedown I'm told is called Attention Attention. I don't know. I wasn't really listening. This episode features a cd compilation for sports fanatics.

This week, the critics review the self-titled debut album Chaka by Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, let me rock you. Let me rock you, Chaka Khan. That's a lot of Chaka Khans. This episode features a real time filler.

Sometimes in life you have to just wonder what does a full length Jamiroquai album sound like? Usually it's when one member of the podcast is grasping for ideas and this time is no different! This week the critics listen to and discuss Traveling Without Moving by Jamiroquai. This episode features an ad.

This week, the critics review the album The Moon and Antarctica by Modest Mouse. Will this ruin Sam's whole week, or will it go down easier than Skyline Chili on Ramen noodles? This episode features the debut of The Abraham Goddamn Lincoln Crack Cocaine Singers.

Blast beats, sweep picking, and a mysterious frontman are the topics of this week's episode as the critics discuss Epitaph by Necrophagist. This episode is sponsored by Boo Boo's Pancakes.