Couple of Critics Podcast

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars. So what if they go on tangents about bowling, eating ass and sing "Old Man River"? It sounds fun to me. Go ahead and give it a listen. This episode features a secretly taped AA meeting involving Outregis Philbin.

In this episode Sam and Michelle listen to, review and discuss Pentagram's "First Daze Here"! Want to also hear about dead racist Grandpas, expressed anal glands and guys with three names? Then this is the episode for you! Don't want to hear about that? Then, uh...... listen to it anyway? This episode is brought to you by Rowland Graphics LLC.

In this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss 311's "Greatest Hits 93-03". Will there be new ground broken? Will Sam ever remember to not mention a certain person's name? Will Michelle take over as the new rapper in 311?!? None of these answers will be in this episode, but still listen to it, ya goon. This Episode is brought to you by R. Kelly's Sex Cult Recruitment.

In this episode Sam and Michelle and listen to and review Devo's "Freedom of Choice". Listen as Michelle complains about Jim Morrison, Sam listens to a Dolly Parton song and they talk about chocolate milk time in school. Oh, there is some talk about Devo too. This episode is brought to you by Wife Duties Egg Beater and features "Herschel J. Pinhead's Love Poems of Love"!

In this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Michael Jackson's "Off The Wall" album. We also learn about Sam's criminal past, hear about Michelle's knack for rubbing people the wrong way, and reminisce about sexual education school field trips. This Episode is brought to you by Instant Gratification and The Evening News.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Frank Zappa's Apostrophe('). How many buckets will it take to contain the amount of gushing over Frank Zappa? How many facts will Sam get wrong? Probably not as many as the amount of sniffles. Oh, boy. This episode is brought to you by Water and Me a.k.a Sam

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Sly and the Family Stone's fourth album Stand. Will Sam and Michelle do cocaine and pcp on air? Will there be a song that doesn't shake your booty? I'm going to go ahead and answer both questions. NO!! Come jam along with The Cridicks in the funky fresh epidode. This episode is brought to you by Ludicrates.

In this episode, we review George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead! Will the racism, black face, and use of the word "brother" be enough to make Michelle recoil in terror? Or will the charm of Ken Foree seduce her into enjoying the film? We all know Sam already has a boner for Ken, so listen to find out the answers about Michelle. This episode is brought to you by Lou Rawls Bocce Balls and features "T...

In this episode, we RE-record our first of two deleted and lost episodes! We re-watched Parenthood starring Steve Martin and talked about it for another 2 hours. Did our opinions change? Did we need to watch it a second time? I don't know, but we did.

In this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and review The Great Southern Trendkill by Pantera! Will Michelle ever switch over and enjoy the sounds of heavy metal? Who knows? Not us! Well, yeah we do. You should listen to the episode still, though. This episode features audio from "Out-Regis Philbin's Karaoke Night"

In this episode Sam and Michelle review and discuss "The Colour and The Shape" by The Foo Fighters! Sam just might enjoy something this week and Michelle goes gangster for a moment. Thisepisode is truly the golden ticket of..... not chocolate factories. This episode is sponsored by Intense Stare-Downs. Also featuring a special episode of "Sam Elliot's Quick Question Quizdown"!

In this episode, Sam and Michelle sit down with a guest, Kirk Gibbons, to listen to and discuss Eminem's "Marshall Mathers LP". Will Sam let a lifelong distaste for him crumble? Will Michelle rap for us all? Will Kirk talk into the microphone at an appropriate volume? Listen to the episode to find out and come feel it in the air tonight. This episode is brought to you by Heinch and Coodee Boxcutte...

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and review "Love It To Death" by Alice Cooper. Will Michelle ever like a singer Sam brings to the table? Will Sam ever not be a dickhead? Who know? Soon you will by pressing play. This episode is brought to you by "Tawny's Tongue Tied Twister Training" and AbeCo's "Feel Like Shit".

In this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Fiona Apple's "When the Pawn..."!! Will Michelle break the icy wall that is Sam's emotions? Will Sam ever be able to handle a female singing voice? Will they both be murdered by a studio spider!? Also Featuring a Bonus Couple Of Critics original song, "The Pizza Boy Blues"

SPECIAL HOLIDAY BONUS EPISODE!! In this episode we review a favorite of the Cridicks, "A Garfield Christmas". Will they crack the mysteries of John and Doc Boy? Will they uncover the history of the Arbuckle farm? Listen and find out!

In this episode Sam and Michelle sit down to discuss and review Judas Priest's "Painkiller" album. Will Sam decide to start wearing leather and metal studs? Will Michelle make it to the end? Will you listen to this episode? I say let the answer be yes! This episode is brought to you by Snapp-On Tamp-On's and Now That What I Call Shit Vol. 3.

In this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss "The Black Album" by Jay-Z. Will the crusty "I don't like mainstream" shell Sam wears finally crumble? Will Michelle brush her shoulder off when it does? There is one way to find out. That is you hitting play on this episode. If you can't respect that, your whole perspective is whack. This episode is brought to you by Pulling Out and The Law O...

In this episode Sam and Michelle discuss and review Operation Ivy's self titled album. Will this finally be a male voice from a Sam pick that Michelle can tolerate? Will Sam learn to stop sniffling into the microphone? I don't know. You listen and tell me. I'm tired of doing all the work. This episode is brought to you by Stuffing Butter, Old Joseph Guitar Lessons, and Trees.

In this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss "Tragic Kingdom" by No Doubt! Will Michelle make Sam rediscover an album from the past? Or will their memories serve hazy as usual? This episode is brought to you by "Dad's Nutsack" and "The Concept of Nothingness".

Sam and Michelle discuss and review "This Toilet Earth" by GWAR! Will Sam realize his tastes reside in distaste? Will Michelle understand a single word coming out of Oderus' mouth? No. No, she won't. Sorry for the spoiler..... This episode is brought to you by Uncle Chester's Left Behind Toilet Seat Pubic Hair Remover. Also, featuring a preview of next week's episode of "Our Boys in Blue".

This week Sam and Michelle invite a guest into the fold again! This time, it's Sam's brother, Bob! Will you be able to tell which dumb sounding, graggly voice is who's? Will Michelle crush Bob's Neil Young loving spirit? Listen to find out. This week's episode is sponsored by Tits, Out-Regis Philbin, and Silica Gel Packets.

In this episode Sam and Michelle review God Bless Tiny Tim by Tiny Tim! Is it strange? Absolutely. Is it fun? Debatable. Is it filled with high pitched, barely audible vibrato? 100%. Come tip toe through the tulips with us and be entranced by TINY TIM!

Happy Halloween!! To celebrate, here is our second Halloween Special episode. For this episode straight from Hell we bring in our first guest and Michael Myers aficionado, Kent Goldsmith, to discuss, review, and dissect Halloween (2018). THIS EPISODE HAS MAJOR SPOILERS so don't listen if you care about that stuff. You've been warned.

AAAAH! We are celebrating Halloween week by dropping two Halloween episodes on all you unsuspecting victims. In our first installment, we are taking a deep dive into Wes Craven's The People Under The Stairs! Hear Sam laugh too loudly into the microphone like the professional he is. Also listen for our special guest, A.K.A. over a bottle of wine in Michelle's belly. Happy Halloween!

This week Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss "Opiate" by Tool. Will Michelle tolerate Maynard? Will Sam ever know all the words to any song? Will this episode get pulled by the Tool Butthole Police? This episode is sponsored by Sir Cumcision's Frankfurters and Wieners, Strickle's Pickles, and Ribs! In a Can!