CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Thank you to the new supporters. I don’t have very much memory of this show. Was this the one with WINDOWS UP? I hope so. Because that was funny. ZIP file attached below contains the calls as individual MP3s. Collect them all!

I dont really have much to say about this show but that I fucked up like 5 times when running my CLOUD BASED AI MACHINE LEARNING audacity macro (its mostly just a butt load of compression) to edit it, and had to start over almost every time. It was kinda annoying. I hope the show is good.

The only thing I remember for sure about this show is I ate an entire dozen eggs all at once. I hope some of the other calls were fun too. Oh, I tossed my wallet on a few roofs, by accident, and that was fun too. I’m sorry for the light audio clipping at some points, I think I know where it came from and it shouldn’t be happening again. Anyway — Enjoy.

Another week, ANOTHER new install of windows. This time on to a brand new SSD (THANKS wastedmemory!!!). So hopefully from pt 56 onward, you won’t hear any of the audio chirping and skipping and cutting out any more towards the end of the show. Fingers crossed, because if it wasn’t a HD read/write issue, I’mma have to replace the whole damn computer, rather than playing with more...

Oh look. I uploaded this one the day after the show. You know what that means??? It means calls about parking by employees cars. Asking where to put my weed pipe when I go in the store. Complaining that my change is a small amount. Finding a hotel room not used for sex. Taking empty bags in the bathroom, and taking my clothes off for a poop. Maybe even more stupid stuff than that. Just listen to f...

Ugh. Apparently Im back in the habit of being an entire week late uploading shows to patreon. Oh well. Maybe I’ll upload tonights show right away, so I’ll be able to put some comments about the contents of the show here, in the body of the post, rather than just rambling. Yeah, that’d be cool. Dont you think?

There’s a bug in my hotel room; Who can I speak to about this?? Thats basically all I remember from this show. Lots of calls about bugs in hotel rooms. Not that I’m complaining. A june bug in your hotel room is way cool. There was probably other good stuff too. Let me know. And thank you to all the new supporters, I love you.

woop woop. uploaded finally. how does a push-button-lamp work? And before you come up here to explain it to me, could you stop out at my car and grab my cigarettes? Thanks I love you.

Affirm your truths! The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. Now that you know you can trust me — This was an alright show. I approve of it. But only half-assed-ly; Not because I don’t fully approve of it… Just because I’m lazy.

Here’s just the calls from last night, but not the splink/toxic-waste portion, and only calls that originated from my dialer machine. For the rest, you’ll have to wait for SPLink/wastedmemory to post them. I’M THE FRONT DESK MOTHER FUCKER.

Here’s the christmas show! Grab a cool glass of Christmas/Hanukah Milk and enjoy. But don’t enjoy it RIGHT NOW. Because I edited and posted this during the SPlink/Toxic Waste/wastedmemory/dragonmere NEW YEARS 8 HR SUPER 7pm-3am ET TALKING TIMES right now at http://mixlr.com/wastedmemory are you here?

Show from Fri 18 Dec 2020. Getting caught up! I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Christmas show uploaded shortly after this. I’m also trying to get some calls uploaded to my youtube. It’s not new content, but it’s easier to show YouTube to your uncle. (PLEASE TELL YOUR UNCLE)

woo. this was a fun one. wasted was drunk or something. we discovered how uncomfortable it makes front desks when you ask a hotel if you can buy a punch-in-the-face off craigslist. Its good fun.

Normally I remove calls under 30 seconds, because its usually just me hanging up on a stupid computer system or fax machine or something. This week were were seeing how fast we could get people to hang up on us, so I have to leave all the short calls in. I dont even know if it was funny. It was fun though.

Here’s the ENTIRE UNEDITED 3 HR SHOW! It’s medium good. No guarantees tho.

This shits’ from like 2 weeks ago. How’s come no one harassed me about not having had posting’d it already? Well, here it is. I ‘ma upload the entire pranksgiving too, next. Enjoy.

Oh man. This one got dark. Lots of dead animals and miscarriages. So much fun though.

Oh shit. So CLOSE to being late. Make sure to tune in in less than an hour from  now for live calls. on the mixlr. it’s pretty cool.

Ok. Lets see. I remember some stuff. Complaining about the quality of candy my son has collected from the motel. Seeing what would happen if I threw unpaid merchandise in the trash. That’s two things I can remember. And that’s two more than usual. Because it’s Two for Tuesday.

Welp. I did it again. I accidentally waited an entire week to post this, and I’ve lost most recollection of the calls. I hope they’re good. They usually are. Join me tonight at 7 PM ET for more calls that I’ll forget before I get them uploaded. Also get some stickers. And tell your uncle about me.

dammit I thought i already uploaded this but i guess i closed the tab. I had a nice description and everything. Oh well. From this show I can remember a couple cold calls to random phone book numbers turning out pretty funny. A few about yard-sales that are TOTALLY happening and at least one about a envelope of money that Ignacio had left in the mailbox before he rode his bike to Mexico, but not a...

Shit, I don’t remember these calls that well. Was this when I was asking for the oldest employees or was that the wastedmemory show? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. I believe I’m entirely caught up on sending out stickers. If you haven’t got stickers yet, you could join stickers tier and provide your address, or paypal me $5 at http://paypal.me/dragonmere or just hit me up and we&#8217...

Fix’d that virus. Kinda a bonus show to make up for the last Friday calls being lost i guess. And these turned out to be some weird calls. And now I’m not behind on uploading old shows. And ready for the show tonight.

Well. I did have a computer virus. Found it a couple hours before the show. I had quickly installed some bullshit anti-virus software to hopefully keep things running long enough to do the show. It worked, but it also decided that my program that records all the calls was suspicious and blocked it from recording my individual calls. As such, this is the only copy of the show. Enjoy the full mixlr...

9/25/20 Show. Wow. Someone should have yelled at me. I’m like 3 weeks behind. Getting caught up on all them shows’s right now. I have no commentary for the contents of this show, but i bet it’s great. Get some stickers from me. I love you