CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Holy shit I’m about to be 3 weeks behind. No time for small talk. Plus, if you’re a long time patreon’r, you’d know that I have little-to-no memory of shows’ calls’ if I don’t post them immediately after the show. Lets listen together and see if it’s funny! It could be. Who knows. Oh. Stickers. Get yourself moved into the “Stickers!” tier...

Oh man. Look how fast i uploaded this. Its like the next day. wow. So I remember that there are like few decent ding calls, a couple chicken calls, one dinged by a chicken call, one pinged call, and plenty of calls about me not leaving a hotel when I know i should.

9/4/20 show. shit i need to not get in the habit of waiting an entire week to upload the show. I seriously have next to no memory of what happen in this one. Sorry. It’ll be more fun for me when I listen to this in a few months though. More surprising for me. Still waiting on the last(?) sticker design to actually print — it’s taking the entire “up to 3 weeks” apparen...

Haha! I was ALMOST late with this. But not quite. Its still going up before the next live show, which is in a few hours. So I made it. This one was fun. Good complainers, fun with stacking things, wires made of water, and taking apart burritos/hamburgers. Not enough wastedmemory. Oh well. Still had fun. You will too. Probably. Good stuff Dingtember! Do some notes for me please.

HEY! I actually did this the same night. So I remember some of the calls. Some INSANE complainers tonight. Multiple very long calls! Super crazy political guy, he was fun… to a point…. Oh, and the call where the modem was blaring, I managed to tone the modem down a LOT without losing TOO much quality. I’m pretty proud of that. The modem was hilarious. I also removed a lot of the...

I was trying to improve my MACHINE LEARNING ADVANCED CLOUD BASED AI AUTO AUDIO LEVELING macro to make up for some super quiet callers this week. I screwed around with it for several days, then gave up, and manually edited the one track that was giving me shit. Oh well.

I forgot to upload this right after the show. And as such is tradition, I am totally suffering from forgettingfulness of the contents of the show. I hope it was fun? I’m 99% i talked to the police. Thats always fun.

Oops. The first call is a minute and a half of wet butt. I’ll edit it later, if I remember. Or maybe not. It’s funny.

fun show. SUPER LONG COMPLAINER CALLS. like multiple 10+ min calls. A couple over 20. It was fun though. Thank you all for supporting me, and i’ll see you Tuesday on wastedmemory show!

7-17-2020 show. Good complainers AND decent second half retail! What more could you ask for! Special thanks to SPLink and Snappy Bakes for donating after the show and hello to newest patreon corporate! Hooray!

Just the calls from the July 10th 2020 show. Full show recording is on http://www.mixlr.com/dragonmere/showreel I hate when I have to work first thing in the morning saturdays because I always forget to upload then I forget what happened on the show. I do remember in the first half I had some fun with a Roblox Lvl 6 boss, and wastedmemory had a great call about trackr adhesive disks.  OH and some...

I should be dating these in the patreon. Recorded 2020-07-03 The infamous chicken man call is towards the begining of this one. Enjoy! Seems like this was another one of those weeks where I started stronger than I finished. Oh well. I had a lot of fun, like always. Thank you so much to my new patreons and all of you who been here! I keep saying i’m about to buy new equipment, but I’m a...

Here’s last week’s show! Certain contributing factor make it hard for me to remember most of the calls but I do remember some fun calls trying to get stuff into lost n founds. Thank you to all my supporters and especially to the new ones! Thank you!!

Holy crap I’m caught up. This is the show with the calls about secret rooms, secret gas pumps, and all kinds of secrets. 20 min call where I want to block everyone from social media. Oh man, its just nice to be caught up for once. See you on wastedmemory show and next week. LOVE YOU

Dang man. When I’m a week behind like this, i don’t really have any memory of what these calls were. I think this is the show with permission to do kicking towards the end. Yeah! Kicking permission. Good stuff. Next week has the 20 min call where I tell people I need to block them on social media, in case I forget by then.

Hot damn I’m an entire week behind and then some. SORRY! I have literally no memory of the contents of this show, but it bet it was fun. Expect last weeks show very soon. BEFORE FRIDAY unless I fuck up which I fuck up all the time so hey who knows. Thank you for your support i literally love you.

I could have sworn I uploaded this last night. Oh well. Better than waiting a whole week.

Oh boy. If I forget to post the calls for this long ever again, well… it won’t be happening. i mean it’s been an entire week. I’m severely slacking. SORRY! SEE YOU SAD SACKS TONIGHT. HTTP://WWW.MIXLR.COM/DRAGONMERE FOR LIVE PRANK CALLS AT 7PM ET.

Oh shit. I forgot to post this last friday. Sorry guys. i love you. See you on this friday.

Sorry this one took a few days. The nice young lady with the shopkicks account and a pornography problem kept giving personal information, which means I actually had to manually edit a track. Blech! Anyway, VERY STRONG first half of the show, thank you to my secret numbers provider. Second half, well, it’s shorter on this version. I love you as always. See you on Tuesday (nowishly) for waste...

This concludes the 2 week CORN DOWN extravaganza. I hope you enjoyed it. I did. See you TUESDAY AND FRIDAY

What exciting times we live in — I actually uploaded these last 3 all at the same time but i am testing out the SCHEDULING feature on patreon. Pretty cool. if it works! Love you.

Thank you guys for your support. See you every TUESDAY on wastedmemory show at 830pmET on mixlr.com/wastedmemory and every FRIDAY at 7pmET on mixlr.com/dragonmere

Back to uploading CORN DOWNs! Oh man. I got way behind. I honestly don’t remember what was in any of these shows. We should listen to them together. It will be a surprise for both of us.

Oh man. Next week, when I’m only putting out one of these, instead of one every day, it’s gonna be so easy. Ha! thank you for the support. See you tonight on wastedmemory show!!!!!