CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Fun fact: a good portion of the snapple facts are not true.  This show contains Hotel smell. hotel expiration. Hotel eviction. squatter punching. Arby’s odor. food expiration. hotdog trial program. something good. Sesame Connection. pants expiration. ground water. lemonade. sobriety test. purchased goods expiration. Street Numbers. Sexual Time. room 215, adult time stuff. Bathroom smells. fa...

without drink. Reservations. punch policy. Water products. Customer overtime. Which way does the driveway go? Low butts. gas stains. getting Registered. eelin’. Put it underneath. drive illegally. Friday 13th (Scare my sister). left handed pump OR right handed drive. My Enemies. phone bill. Safe Area from my girlfriend trying to hit me with her car. Raccoon’s Cashews. Last Day Tickle.

this show was listened to by me already! good job me. It contains; Pants Stain. I’m emotional. Far away, but the same. Same as Omaha. quick pee. a different Arby’s. Arby’s bathroom. Hold my stuff. hold my beer. Hold my Keys. Sobriety Check. Drive thru instructions w/ wasted- 9 minutes. Motorcycle Drive-thru. motorcycle lessons. Pants Cleaning. Kbbles debut! Wash her hands!! Wash...

Hey i listened to this one. I still didn’t do anything with 79. I have failed you. This show contains, well, basically every call is about a blind spot. Bathroom water filter. Nothing scary. blind spot. Shattering windows. shattering windshield. Blind spot Glass (the wasp distraction). Indoor blind spots. quick question: real glass? What are you typing? taking notes. Found a cat. blind spot...

Ok so here’s the deal. I didn’t get to listen to this one before uploading, but I did get it uploaded ‘on time’. I INTEND to listen to it tomorrow, and replace this text with my bare-bones description of the calls, but you don’t get to be mad at me if I never do it. I probably will though. But, like, legally, you’re not allowed to be mad. It’s the law.

This was fun. Good calls. INCLUDING: Magicians Allowed. (NOT) Mike Maione The Silly Magician. Checkout Procedures. Marriage Proof. Dollar store drugs. Single Proof. Dollar store register. Window Exit. Window procedure. Hotel Hints. Hotel Procedures. Magician Policies. Broken Leg. Defibrillator. Third Degree Burns. Small Concussion. Parking Policies. Thieving employees. Run Away. Cut Off Toe. Sheet...

What’s good for the goose is as good for ganders as well. This show contained prank telephone calls. Some of the topics include (but are not limited to): diarrhea symptoms. Edible Items. Light Duties. Apology Opportunities. The person with the piercings. Inappropriate comments. What is theft?? Bathroom Candy. Stick Shift. etc

This show starts off REALLY slow for me. Wasted did pretty damn good from the start. The end is worth it though. Some calls may include: Inside/Outside carts. 1 or 2 drivethru windows. Cash or Credit. Providing identification to Dollar General. Filing a bunch of false police reports, and maybe getting trespassed for real. And WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Adopt a cat?

We start with a handfull of pretty much entirely failed calls. Icecream Mans. Parkinglot Meeting. Manager Secrets. Secret Message. Do you have honor? Middle finger FREE SPEECH!!! Have a talk with wasted’s friend. Juvenile Raccoon. Diggin holes. Hit a raccoon. Dead raccoon, blood everywhere, double trashbag. Dont get my raccoon in trouble, many times, maybe the raccoon is dead? Dumpster Paint...

Ok so I didn’t get a chance to listen back to this one yet. I hope it’s good. On the up side, I’ve been doing pretty good at uploading calls (you probably already heard) to my youtube page daily. It’s the worst place to listen to me, but the easiest to share! Tell your uncle. http://www. YouTube.com/dragonmere

In this show I’m not difficult. I’m not obsessive. wasted got hit by a car. Im not stealing. A string of birthday calls, be responsible and sobriety checks and birthday secrets. Happy birthday;  Sean, Madison, Bailey, Bailey’s Dad, Georgia, Lincoln, Brandon, Brandons Dad, Eddie, Deante, Matt  and more. Looking for jumper cables. Plus other things.

39 calls. Accidental hotel stay. Have you been working here a long time? Hiding spots. A college goof burglary. The type of extension cord you use to beat an outside dog to power my mouse killing machine. Switch my opossum for a raccoon. Raccoon for an opossum. The twizzlers that don’t leave a mark. The secrets of the pumps. Super Mario warp whistle help. Job trial run. Complaints from 3 yea...

Oops. I didn’t listen to this before posting, again. But it’s because I had the day off work. So I ended up walking my dog long before I processed this audio, and I usually listen back to it while walking my dog. I think it was raining or some shit last week. Sorry. 33ish calls. 20 min call with wasted getting drive thru instructions. Good shit.

Listen. I’ve been doing pretty good at listening to the majority of the show right before I post it, and putting up at least a rough idea of what the calls contain. I am not going to lie to you. I didn’t do it this week.  I’m sorry. All 36 calls are here and ready to go, I just didn’t listen to them. There’s probably some stupid hold music or something I didn’t...

Lots of calls this week. 45? Relapse incidences information. Feeling nervous. Accidentally buying drugs. Depression food. How does the drive thru work? Lots of going through cars in the parking lot, going through guests rooms, finding concerning stuff. Telling my mom on me. Calling all guests. A little 3 person confusion. Drunk baby. Sneaking alcohol. Hiding places. Hit by a car. Hospital bills. L...

Whats in these calls? I’m glad you asked. Enraged rodents with a device b/w Which way is east . Trimmings and clippings of the bushes and grass. Dog cremations. Reporting people for hotel food. Dog sitting in the hotel room. Getting a form signed. Dog won’t eat lettuce. Finding drugs in luggage you stole. Tricky drive thru. Lettuce expert. Possibly more. I don’t know.

The calls this week? Well it starts with technical difficulties which leads to breaking the 4th wall. Stuff for couples. Permission to take clippings. A room to fire people, business. check engine lights. Cricket hunting. Sweepings. AND MORE OH WOW.

Whats in these calls? Permission for hanging out. More introducing Doug. Managers blessing to date. The employees faces, what do they look like? My brother teased my dog. Various bathroom creams. AND MORE. Amazing. Enjoy it. Whats not in these calls? wastedmemory. He had to work.

Interactive tours. Pictures with Jeff. Bad attitudes. Romantically involved employees and issues with HR policy. Introducing Doug. Punch a employees. Beating your kids. Killing an animal for food. AND MORE. WOW. WHAT A GREAT VALUE.

What was in this show? Well, maybe I’m the guy who’s been pissing in the trash can. Is it OK for the uber eats driver to spend the night in my hotel room? My son cut off part of his finger, please find it and throw it out. All these, and more. It was pretty good show.

I’m not going to lie to you and say that I remember what any of these calls are about. So…

Hey I almost remember some of this one. Calls about my feces being stolen, calls about borrowing shovels and burying secrets, and classic calling for the phone number. Plus a ton of stuff I dont remember.

sorry im late with this one. blame wastedmemory for coming to visit and bringing toxic waste. he prevented me from posting this earlier.

Wow I actually listened to this before posting! I can actually tell you what the calls are about! Are you ready? It’s like 90% about kissing. Mostly Trader Joe’s kissing policy. Some hotel parking lot kissing, bathroom kisses, kissing witness, cousin kisses.  I also had some issues with my genitals tearing the toilet paper. Checking on pregnancy times, and some general hotel tricks. Oh...

Damn. All I remember is that the first half of the show was more fun than the second half. It doesn’t mean it’s better, but maybe? So, if you stop half way through, I won’t be mad. But only because I have no way of knowing. I’m not OK with it. I’d be pissed if I found out.