CORN DOWN Prank Calls

I was distracted for this entire show because of PRANKCAST.COM ‘launching’. So go over to PRANKCAST.COM and do the things there. It’s fun. All my live shows will be broadcast there (and still mixlr for now at least) from now on.

Man, this was a fun show. I think it was more fun listening back to it than it was doing it live?? The really annoying 224lb 80% muscle mass guy was obnoxious as shit to talk to, but it was really fun to hear it. Showe includes: getting permission to call 911 without an emergency and a fire drill, lost nickels (including one moose nickel), some crazy woman who comes in my room and tells me I can&#...

There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confusion over how many sandwiches constitute a “combo”. Testing inanimate objects for viruses. Giving cigarettes to kids. Fake fights. And a bunch of people who have severe problems hanging up the phone. That was fun. See you in a few hours. I...

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow. This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fire me.

CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk. I’m running late. I love you. See you tonight I hope at 7pm ET. Oh and my mixlr live page is done being broken during live shows.

It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. AND Jenny Tutone. Dont forget about her. By the way, if mixlr is giving anyone crap about me being “off line” during my live broadcast, it should still be working on the sidebar of WorldofP...

man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills, my sisters opinion of my vacation, and the answer to the age old question; how far is too far? “And more”

This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and hold time than usual. And i’m probably never going to name them. shit. the unadulterated cut is too large to upload to patreon, so I’m going to mono mix it, and see if that...

This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff, and who I can have sex with (also very christmas). In no particular order.

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following; Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer  Time, Dating Policy. And we revisit classics such as eat the soap, motorcycle help, pick up for delivery, unwanted hotel guest,  ...

Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead pet loophole, is it true that if you eat the soap you dont get sick, shoplif...

Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or someone will probably publish a full 24hr recording, but here’s our part. I still might do my auto-editing to the individual call recordings. But not right now. Im exhausted. THANK YOU.

This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart. This show had calls about toilet wires and buckets of blood, both hypothetical and real, as well as bags of meat and the associated toilet ice. This lead to getting permission to urinate on a towel, and natura...

Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the backup Mixlr recording, so I do have a clean version of it. For automatic editing reasons, the shitty version is included in the above track and the below ZIP file, but I also attached the clean ve...

Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill420 (+1), DribblyBob (+1), Gunter (+ududududu), SavageCarl, Snappy Bakes, and Termina and HoboGod. Thats a lot of people. And thank you to EVERYONE who’s given me financial support for...

This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out just because I said I had drugs. Jeeze lady, it’s a cheap hotel. There’s drugs. Get over it. So; Customer Love, and a pair of long Making Friends calls are the main contribut...

Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it. I’m sorry. I’d say I’ll do it later, but I probably wont. You know what, I’ll say it. If I go through this show later, I’ll update this post with the info. But I love you anyway. Thank you to the new supporters, I love...

Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, being paranoid, scaring my sister and/or my mom with burgerking, yeah and one call about a bag of spiders. I love you. Come to wisconsin next month, fool.

A few more calls than average, and about 20 minutes more than usual made the cut. Looking for hotel exits, finding where to poop, determining the biggest number, dealing with an unpleasant shower, investigating sex noises, finding hotel drugs, counting the creeps, thinking about bugs, and seeing a pregnant. Thats what I did this week. What about you??

This was a fun show. I want whole foods to stop hiring. There seems to be some kind of an issue with either mostly women, or nothing but men out in the parking lot, and that’s not right. Also I deal with an Aaron who might spell his name with an E. The Frito Man is here. I find a fun-crime partner to do parking lot illegal activity. It may or may not involve raw weed. When is taco night?? An...

This weeks show contains (at minumum): shoe cleaning. asian treatment. canadian treatment. poor treatment. Hose hookups. Dog retrevials. Lowe’s Hotels. Labeling Holes. Toilet Dice. Reporting crimes to different businesses. Putting hands where the feet go. Oh and there’s basically a advertisment for Panera bread in there too. I left it because I didn’t call any paneras this week....

Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There’s probably a lot of calls about spiders. There’s been a lot of those lately, so it’s a safe bet. I might get to it eventually. But don’t count on it. Oh also, if you’re at the I LOVE YOU!!! support level and I have your ad...

Wow. I actually listen to every call. Because there’s less of them, because on a count of it being to the last call being almost an hour’s long before I edited it. It’s still over a half hour. It’s about riding an elevator, ON DRUGS. So, here’s the tracks in order and the calls other persons did is indicated. I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU also like always.

This show was mostly spiders. It was really fun though. So I hope it’s funny. I never know. I just keep making the calls. Topics include: Grocery Spiders. So many grocery spiders. In a good way. Easy Jobs. Pineapple skins. Employee Blunt. The Smart Person. Drug Screening re: Spiders.