CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This show is mostly about competitor coupons, a little bit about elevators. There was no corndown last week on account of my daughter, so here’s just my calls from my show of pranksgiving. the entire unedited shoe is on my prankcast showreel. and wasted made his own calls so I dont have source other than the full show for his.

Dental legal advice, Gwen Stefani, weed smells, employee lunches, noodle legs, ham & turkey discount, cash payment, triscuit materials, noodle legs, jason and scott. Sorry for being brief, I’m getting caught up. But i’ll probably fail. but hey at least the live calls never stop!

Veterans Day. It was veterans day. 99% of the calls are veterans day themed, obviously. Highlights include Veteran Placement, Veteran Leaves, Veteran Sectional Sofas, and we also dive into such topics as liquids, and disabled trailers. I promise it’s way better than it sounds.

WARNING: SHOW MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING Home security, car washing threats, bike racks, catching feelings, voter intimidation, sexual harassment dear, how to vote, kicking out non-voters because our forefathers came to this nation in order to give our descendants the right to deny service to any person at any time for any reason, and your rights on The Public’s Publix’s Property.

VS the bed, what the bed wants, more eating spaghetti, Jimmyjohn’s sells subway subs now?, when I go I go, ALMOST bit, Tamper Candy, Accidental haircut, & Halloween calls; The rules, TP’d, Egg’d, room punk’d. Good fun show. I love you.

Paranoia, TikTok Challenges (perry punch and firedodgeball), Billing Plans, Menu turning, denying service to my girlfriend, nice talker, one where i forget the premise for like five minutes then remember it, hotel trick or treating, hotboxing children, baiting, and eating spaghetti

this show contains at least; Fridge heater, late goodbye, help saying goodbye (based on race??), Google Barrel, glass in my wings, glass in my hotsauce, which pockets, waiting for glass to be good, lasertag no show, under hotel orders, and cheeto dust. Man i’ve been really bad at doing these descriptions and also bad at uploading to youtube. the important part is the live pranks never stop....

No time for q&a session Ive got shit to do before the show tonight. this audio file contains; Same Pants, No undershirt, Tamper Candy, more Pants, Let it Slide-or-Counting on You-or-Free Tide, even more pants, rax roast beef sauce, jury duty receipt, drive thru references and reference checks, gas references, squirrel edibles, morality clause, customer theft, and gettin caught, plus more. Enjo...

oh. this was a good show. I had no memory of it. but i enjoyed taking the notes: Squirrel edibles, Employee Fight, Hotel Spaghetti for lunch, Employee meetings, getting gas for other guests, community policing (everything is cool), a quick nows not the time, and fighting guests. ENJOY. I LOVE YOU GOD DAMMIT

This show had check-out time, legal help from the front desk, getting persmission from the front desk to strong arm rob someone who owes you moneys. not wanting to pay a guest back. seeing if Ive been kidnapped. bat fees, places to cry, hacking webcams, too much TP (its a waste), hotel lunch and staff secrets.

OK finally getting caught up. thanks for being patient. I reviewd this show like a week ago so I don’t really know what my call notes mean. I guess this show had 3 wishes, milk substitutes, bait only, bags of ants, talking shit, condoms erections and theiving intent, a rude hangup man, earthquake preparedness, smooth surfaces ranch drains and the good old AOL man.

It’s ONE WEEK UNTIL THE MEETUP IN AKRON CANTON CLEVELAND! That means no corndown next friday but i’ll try to make it up. Hit me up if you’re coming to the meetup! This show was mainly two things; Animals with human issues(Ant dispute, lost pigeon, raccoon appetite, dog oaths, broke cats, bullied squirrels) and underage drinking (drinking in the room, old enough to fuck, hitting d...

hope to be seeing you in CLEVELAND AKRON CANTON area in a couple weeks! Sept 16-17-18! A also, no show on the 16th, but i might be able to make up for it Not much to say about this one other than HICKEY. It’s good though. At least I thought so.

the cleveland meetup is nearly upon us. you probably aren’t going, but if you are, i’ll shake your hand (once only). This show had insurance mans, being late to work 173 times, clove cigarette confusions, jackwires, guitar centers, Jeff Nye vs Beakerman in volcano science, first fucks, and some other things that were even less funny. I love you.

Splash zone, AOL man masturbating, Hotdog Fingers, Various Ghost issues. Lost n Found Vitamins. Etc. Sorry. Im running late no time for a good episode description.

CLEVELAND AREA MEETUP SEPT 16 17 18 I LOVE YOU Animal Homicide investigations, including bird murders, and violent bus drivers. Burried animals, alcoholic drinks when they aren’t expected (these were fun), interlock in the parking lot, more bird murders beak missing beak, and some muscling in to rooms.

CLEVELAND MEETUP IS UPON US. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN SACK LUNCH. Normal Bread. For some reason, multiple people wanted to talk to wasted for like 20+min about normal bread. Bullshit pizza. (TRIGGER WARNING) Smart Hotels, Narcotics Guy, Crazy Pizza Normal Bread (flipped), Arbys relatives, Propane Tanks/Rooftop Laser, Too much Toilet Paper.

Come to cleveland really soon. I accidentally called this 130 on mixlr but thats ok. it was a dumb show anyway. skip this one. Everything went wrong. I wasn’t paid. No one would hold my ladder, i couldn’t leave my phone or wallet, they didn’t want my biting dog, i didn’t show or even bother to call. There’s a noxious odor following me, and I can’t find a outdoor...

The cleveland thing is still happening. Sept 16, 17, 18. Cleveland. Hit me up. it starts with cake writing, then complaining about good child care, THE MANAGER’S SON, employee’s parents, a old lady who asked for help, priest permissions, a camping question, how much help can on help, and dog masturbation.

I heard a rumor you’re coming to cleveland sept 16-18th. Call me first. thanks. Calls include: Second attempts, second opinions, turning the bed on, cat fights, barrel disposal, jesus blessings, silly echos and meat hands.

Cleveland Personal Encounter Sept 16-18th. Will you be there? Probably not. Fun show. a lot of mantises at the end, which is typical for good shows. Premises include: Hotel Nurses, Dead Animal Situations (DAS’s), DNR’s, death permission, being stupid, freebies, lettuce heads, fishbags, and mantises. mantises.

Cleveland meetup? Sept 16-18? HIT ME UP if you’re coming. There’s gonna be cookies. Fun show. Starts with excited photography, uniracer tricks, room science, 2nd aid, i speak to a back desk (finally), obsequiousness, changing prices, list peekers, receipts and ant traps.

COME TO CLEVELAND SEPT 16-18th. OR ELSE? Fun show. Lots of diffrent holes. Tonight we had; No Fun, MAGGOTS, sleeping spiders, listening permission, hydration concerns, Ghost holes, TV/Goblin holes, Mouse Holes, Ghoul Holes, we call Russel at home, having lots of problems with wrong smells, and magnet gravy. I don’t eat birds.

MEETUP WITH LASER TAG IN CLEVELAND AKRON AND CANTON SEPT 16 17 18? OK I really hope you’ve been listening to my daily live shows. Because thats why i didn’t listen to these tracks and give them names and let you know whats in them. because i can’t. I might later, then I’ll put it here. But I do remember brad had a man spinning and screaming locate towards the end of the sho...

Some things came up last minute. I’m really surprised I’m getting this posted at all. I might be a little late for the show. And please don’t expect new ideas. I just can’t today. Oh and some of the call audio on pt 122 is sub-par, and that’s just how it is. Deal.