Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

Hey, Y’all! Today we hop back in the Time Machine to confront Colonel Cornbread and ask him why he never mentioned that he was a detective! In doing so we learn a little more about Sheriff Auggie, as well as some Civil War era slang that i’m almost certain the good Colonel was making up on the spot lol Hope y’all are enjoying the series thus far! Since we are at the midway point, it’s probably abo...

Hey y’all! Mid-week checkin so I can rant about stuff as per usual! Hope y’all are having a great week and are enjoying all the stuff I’ve put out! Have a great night and I’ll see ya later…. Love ya! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

As I continue on my quest to be the worlds greatest father, I’d like to update you on some recent revelations I’ve had…. And as always, I’d like to b***h about society a bit! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Pastor Petey is back to his messages on social media this week as he derides the blasphemous practice of those who post intentionally bad food videos with the intention of getting people riled up in the comments! Of course before all that we took our usual prayer requests and called out to father god to answer them! Pastor Petey would like to say on behalf of himself, the church, and our founder C...

What’s up, Paul? We know you’re having a date night with Allison so we figured wed throw this episode up at a very inconvenient time for you! (For those unaware, this is the only podcast in the world made for one person: Our Buddy Paul!….. Its about football so if you’re into that you can also listen, but if you hate it you aren’t going to hurt our feelings cause its for Paul ) This is a public ep...

Hey hey y’all! Happy to be back and bringing you another episode of our Detective Dramedy!! In this episode of Colonel Cornbread we get tons of answers, but even more questions! Listen along as Cornbread, Auggie, and Percy try to narrow down their suspects in the case of The Confederate Ruby! Love y’all. BTW MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other s...

Children of the flock we are happy to be back for another Sunday Sermon from Pastor Petey! Before we move on we’d like to remind you that Brother Corey’s new book comes out this week and he’d be happier than a sow layin in a tub of oatmeal if you’d order it here : This week Pastor Petey brings you up to date on the goings on of the parish, leads you in a timely prayer, and offers a testimony given...

Hey y’all! First off I’d like to say thank you for allowing me to be with family and friends during these difficult times! That said, I had a few minutes to myself for the first time in a bit and thought it would be fun to rant about something happy…. FOOTBALL! This is also a teaser episode for Pigskin Picnic For Paul season 2 sneaking in the back door! Robbie will be back with me soon and we can’...

With tensions rising between Cornbread and Randall, Annabelle gives Sheriff Auggie a promising lead that takes him to the last place he wants to go! (this should go without saying, but if you haven’t listened to part 1 you should do so before carrying on here:) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.s...

Friends and neighbors I have nothing more to say except for that Jimmy Buffett sincerely meant the world to me and my family and it’s going to take more than one sermon to grieve him properly. I apologize and I love you so much. I’ll be back later with a full sermon once I’ve gathered myself This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episo...

Hello all and welcome to another edition of Tuesdays w/ Corey! Today we are reconnected with our favorite Civil War veteran, Colonel Cornbread! Listen along as Colonel Cornbread begins his mission to solve the mystery of The Confederate Ruby! Romance: Check Crime: Check Suspense: Check Comedy: Double Check! I had fun making this and I hope you have just as much fun listening! Stay tuned for Part 2...

Got some real good silly ones today! Hope you enjoy! Oh and regarding the picture below: ain’t my son cute? Well I’d like to thank Substacker Sean Malherbe for sending him this Liverpool Romper! We are now fans for life, mate! Cheers! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscrib...

Hey y’all! Just wanted to let y’all hear the Cicadas and such while I talked about the weather! Love ya! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Friends and neighbors, Children of The Flock, Pastor Petey Perkins here and I must start off by apologizing to Brother Corey Ryan Forrester…. You see, Brother Corey asked me to keep this weeks sermon brief. He is taking care of his baby alone while his wife is in Florida, no doubt committing sins, though none of which are against Pastor Petey’s personal religion! He said he wanted to keep the edit...

Hey y’all, it’s a free-for-all-Friday and today that’s coming to ya by way of a Park Rant! Up top I explain how a fast food miracle has happened to be, and after that discuss my emotions regarding my baby growing up! Love y’all and thanks In advance for bumping up to the 5 bucks a month in order to support the various programs on this channel! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to disc...

*NEW SERIES ALERT* Hidy gang! Every Tuesday I will be coming to you with a brand new story! Not a park rant that’s all over the place (though those ain’t going nowhere!) but an actual story… some from my own life, some completely made up! I’m considering this episode the prologue because it sort of serves as my homework for next week.. let me explain! So as you all know, Hollywood executives have...

Hey y’all! My baby boy just turned 5 months old so I thought I’d rant about one thing in specific that being a dad has taught me! Something that’s actually helpful outside of just parenting! Hope y’all have a great day, and hope you enjoyed this week’s Sunday Sermon! Pastor Petey is already working on next week’s! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscriber...

Friends and neighbors, children of the flock! Hallelujah. It’s another Sunday sermon with Pastor Petey Perkins! Today we send out our love and prayers to those affected by the fact that Kid Rock was seen drinking *clutches pearls* A BUD LIGHT! Praise father god for all his blessings, and remember that if you can afford to pay for this Substack we’d be mighty thankful! If it brings ya joy, consider...

Hey y’all! This is definitely the most difficult recording I’ve made on here! Because of many factors, the writers and actors strike being the most notable, I will have to start putting things behind a paywall again! Mind you… not EVERYTHING will be behind a paywall. Sunday Sermons, Park Rants, essays, almost all the things you’re used to will still be given to you. The last thing I want to do is...

Y’all are never gonna believe this but I was sort of all over the place on this one 🤣 I started Rantin because watching older movies with my son has made me nostalgic for the way movies used to be! The prompt questions at the end (in case you missed them) were: 1.) what is your favorite movie of all time? 2.) not counting comic book movies, what’s your favorite movie of the past 5-10 years? Y’all...

Hey y’all! Short rant today but a culinary miracle has happened and I needed to share it with you! Did I invent something new or have you had this before? y’all try it out and let me know… I think I’m on to something! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hello and Happy Sunday Children of the flock! Pastor Corey here and boy do we have a sermon for you today! When sitting down with the good book to decide what to proselytize on this week, I got several dings on my phone notifying me that perhaps my congregation wasn’t done hearing from The Book Of Social Media! This week I discuss some of the most vile sinners on the interwebs: the people who leav...

Hey y’all and happy Saturday! Today I ranted a bit about something that I’ve noticed ever since I’ve gotten help for my depression and anxiety and am living a happier and healthier life…. I just can’t decide if it’s a good or bad thing 🤣 Also included is my theory on why old people don’t stop at crosswalks when driving! Enjoy, and remember…. If you think you need help, you do! Take care of your b...

I believe we all know at this point that anyone who feels the need to say they are an “alpha man” is indeed NOT an Alpha man! Today I rant about why one may not be invited into the Alpha male fold even though they possess many of the qualities! enjoy, and stay tuned this Sunday for another Sermon from Pastor COREY! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or g...

Hey y’all! Normally on these park rants I’m spouting off about things that piss me off or things that I find silly, but today all I am feeling is love. Love for y’all. And I just wanted to make sure that you know I feel that way! Thanks for being there for me! Have a great night! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit c...