Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

Hello friends! The lord laid something on Pastor Corey’s heart last night and I couldn’t wait to share to good word with you on this, the lords day! Have a good one, y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

What’s up y’all! Me and my son have been watching a ton of movies this week while momma has been at work, and while watching The Flash yesterday,I naturally started thinking of the multiverse (not that there is a day that goes by where I don’t think about it lol) Anywho between that and all the alien talk, I started pondering about moments that were so important (good or bad) that they would be tr...

Hey, y’all! Did you know you can leave me voicemails? Well ya sure can! Whether it be questions, comments, criticisms (oh lord I hope not 😂) or stories you want featured on the podcast, you can leave them here LEAVE COREY A VOICEMAIL! *warning… the old link from the chat is no longer valid! please leave voicemails at the link above (https://www.speakpipe.com/CoreyRyanForrester)* Hope to hear from...

Well y’all, the title says it all. The aliens are here, and I have some requests! What would y’all like to see changed? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hello friends! In todays rant I extol the virtues of putting salt on sweet things! This was unfortunately a late revelation in my life, but one that has changed it’s quality immensely in the subsequent years. So my question to you is this: what is something you learned (maybe later in life) that seems soooo simple, but has enhanced your life a great deal? Let’s all get some new cheat codes for lif...

Hey y’all! Today I’m answering y’all’s questions, one of which lead me on a long rant about which house in Westeros is like to belong to! Love y’all much and have a great day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey y’all! Today’s park rant is a short one that also doubles as a journal entry! Happy Sunday and be good to each other! Love ya! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey y’all! Answered some of y’all’s questions and then got a little deep and vulnerable (me? Surely not!) about comedy and writing! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

As promised, the audio for this week’s essay! Y’all have a good evening! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

today I just felt like waxing poetic about societies greatest group of people: The Elderly! Truth be told, my granny woulda been 103 this week and she’s been on my mind! Sure do miss that lady:) Sorry for anything stupid I said, I’m not sure I took a breath! 🤣 love y’all! ‘ Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

Happy Monday y’all! Today I talk about The Buttercream Dream coming out of hiding, and all the silly Barbie discourse! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Aloha from sunny Branson, MO! We are here on our annual family lake trip and my ass is still worn out from the drive! Is this normal for a man my age, or is my wife right and I’m just a giant man child? 🤣 I rant about that and also briefly talk about this d*****s Jason Aldean and Hunter Biden stuff! Love y’all and see ya later! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with o...

I got out of my comfort zone this weekend! It may not seem like a big deal to some people, but it was a much-needed change of pace for me, and I’m very happy that I finally listened to my friends! Y’all have a great week and thanks for listening to me blab! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.subst...

Cousin Ricky Peardon died today. He was the first comedian to take me on the road, and is without question the funniest man that has ever lived. While I do not have the emotional bandwidth to eulogize him further (though I will later) his passing has made me reflect on what the culture of comedy was like when I started…. So naturally I ranted into my microphone whilst strolling thru the park so yo...

You ever think of a problem but for the life of you can’t think of any solution whatsoever? Well, listen to find out the one on my mind as of late!! Love y’all and hope you have a great day!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Well y’all…. Not much I can say that ain’t in the title. An internet comment got me way too fired up and I had to scream about it to y’all! Please let me know where you stand on this subject! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Rantin about some of my recent experiences with The Mandela Effect (don’t worry I explain what that is for those out of the loop) and how I’m now 100% certain we either live in a simulation or that the multiverse is real! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Trae and I just got through recording Puttin’ On Airs where my subject was Coco Chanel and I wasn’t quite done talking about not only her, but people like her (super rich people who are horrible!) Follow me down this verbal rabbit hole as I discuss why money makes you a bad person…. or is it that being bad makes you money? Who knows! Love y’all, see ya tomorrow! Pre-Order my new book here! This is...

Hey y’all! Back in the woods to holler atcha for a half hour! Todays topics include a lady thinking she saw a robot on a plane, a thank you to Sarah Wofford for helping me realize something, how much better sobriety is, how much I love stupid ass hot dog eating contests, and oh yeah…. Towards the end I try to decide what the greatest “old person” candy of all time is 🤣 Love y’all very much and ho...

This week with Trae out camping and Drew on a plane, Corey puts on his interviewers hat and sits down with one of the boy's favorite musical-comedy-duos: Good Cop/ Rad Cop! We get to know about Ryan and Dave and of course, they brought their guitars! Did you know you can Pre-order Trae and Corey's new book right now? Yes even the audio version! Please do so right now and make them the happiest boy...

Hey yall, how’s your day? Good, I hope! I assume most of you are preparing for a day of COMPLETE AND UNBRIDLED FREEDOM tomorrow, and I would just like to say to all of you: please don’t blow a finger off or put ya damn eye out! Not worth it at all😂 As I full expected, this week’s addition of ACA focuses on 1 question, and that question was from our very talented friend Sarah Wofford! Sarah has th...

Hey y’all! Back in the park Rantin about my new book! Talking bout how it came to be and the whole process!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

(DONT WORRY I PULLED OVER TO UPLOAD AND TYPE THIS 🤣🤣🤣 I know how y’all worry bout me) Headed home from a show with Leslie Jones and felt like talking a little more about what EVERYONE is talking about….. the very unnecessary and completely avoidable deaths of 5 billionaires due in large part to hubris. Love y’all and I’ll see you tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this...

Still making my way down y’alls excellent list of questions 30 minutes at a time! This week we are talking comedy advice, a fantasy blunt rotation, the Drive-By Truckers, and Antiques! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hidy y'all! this week Corey tells Trae a bit about the weather condition on his beach vacation, and then the boys talk about how absolutely HAMMERED West Virginia's basketball coach got this week. Then, seeing as how he's got a new movie announced, the boys talk a little Quentin Tarantino! Go to TraeCrowder.com for tickets! Check out all the shows in the Skewniverse: Puttin’ On Airs, Gravy Baby, W...