Corey Ryan Forrester

Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

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Corey Ryan Forrester

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

I Love You All So Much I Can Hardly Breathe! 08.07.2026

Guys it is almost impossible to express how much I love you all, but I did my best in this half hour rant! Waking up every day and knowing I have an audience that is willing to read my insane writing is one of the greatest joys A man can experience. The only frustration there has been is that I don’t have ENOUGH TIME to write as much as I want for you… This substack will ALWAYS be free to those wh...

Little House Of The Dragon INSTANT REACTIONS S3E3 06.07.2026

For the first time this season, Lady Kirby and Lord Corey’s schedules aligned so that they could actually watch this week’s episode together! Which means you get the first of hopefully many INSTANT REACTION eps this season! Show notes below brought to you by our friends at Riverside! Topics Discussed: * The episode’s superiority over previous seasons and its evolving twists * Renera’s political an...

Little House Of The Dragon S3E2: Queen's Landing (Early and Ad Free!) 01.07.2026

Join us as we unpack the explosive events of House of the Dragon Season 3, Episode 2, exploring the aftermath of the battle, Renera’s brutal ascension, and the brewing conflicts warning of a tumultuous season ahead. Episode Summary Provided by our friends at Riverside! In this episode: * The emotional and cinematic return of Jace’s body from the ocean, with reflections on funeral customs and death...

The WellRED Podcast: Overexposed Celebrities & More! 01.07.2026

Hey, gang! Enjoy tomorrow’s episode of WellRED tonight because im feeling frisky! Love ya! If you enjoy my work and it brings value to your life, consider becoming a paid subscriber! I just ran the numbers and if i could DOUBLE my paid subscribers within a calendar year, I could justify writing for you all full time! Wouldn’t that be swell? Sure would for me! This is a public episode. If you'd lik...

Little House Of The Dragon S3E1: Salt and Sea, Fire & Blood 28.06.2026

the wait is over! Lord Corey and Lady Kirby are back discussing the season3 premire of HBO’s House of The Dragon! This episode was absolute gas no brakes from start to finish and we hope you enjoy our review! Just so you know, tornados in our area (sorry yall, thats the south for ya!) prevented us from recording until JUST NOW! and by that I mean i am uploading this literally right after we put ou...

Saturday Check-In From Me & Bain! 27.06.2026

Happy Saturday everybody me and Bane are just hanging out at the house this weekend bachelor style and thought we would tell you what’s up and see how you’re doing! Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscri...

Here We Rest Part 1&2: Audio Version W/ Captions! 23.06.2026

Hey y’all! I know some people prefer to hear me read my work instead of reading it themselves, and I think that’s super cool! Here is part one and two of my new southern crime drama Here We Rest (named search because that was the Jason Isbell album. I was listening to when I thought of it) I hope you enjoy it, and if you do, consider supporting this page monetarily by upgrading your subscription!...

Corey Ryan Forrester: A Long Line Of Stupid (2021) 19.06.2026

Take a trip back in time and watch my first post-Covid special! I was recently informed that it is getting a ton of Spins on Sirius XM, so maybe my old s**t has found a second life! Hope you enjoy and I’ll see you tomorrow when I get back in town! More later Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforreste...

Rantin About How Subway Sucks! 31.05.2026

Today for your Sunday drive, listen as I drive down the road myself and complain about Subway sandwiches! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Rantin About America’s 250th Celebration and the Artists Who Have Canceled! (We ❤️ You, Martina!) 29.05.2026

In this podcast rant, I talk about empathy, introspection, grace, having a conscience, and other things republicans don’t have a grip on and thus can’t make great art as frequently! More later Corey Like my work? Consider becoming a PAID subscriber! I’ll always let you read my stuff for free as I don’t like Paywalls, but if it adds value to your life then hey, I’ll take it! Corey Ryan Forrester’s...

Rantin About Returning Packages, Starch, Being Fat, and Will Power 22.05.2026

Hey everyone! Today’s entertainment is me b******g about returning packages, online shopping, and other such perturbations. Oh and some cooking tips! Enjoy. More later. Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Video Diary: The Cracker Barrel Blues 21.05.2026

Today I went to Cracker Barrel with my family and my bestie The Tennessee Tramp Janet Williams! Here is an account of that plus many ADD side quests caused mostly by my son not wanting me to do anything but serve him 🤣 More later Corey Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Th...

Attempting To Manufacture Happiness (A Mental Health Rant) 18.05.2026

Hey gang! For today’s Substack entry I thought I’d talk about navigating mental health in the modern world and some tricks I’ve been playing with lately! Hope you all have a great day ‘Corey Wanna make me smile? Consider becoming a paid subscriber! Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid su...

Puttin On Airs 5/15/26- The JP Morgan Sex Slave Scandal! 15.05.2026

This week on Puttin On Airs, Trae and Corey discuss the JP Morgan Sex Slave Scandal! (And more!) Get Puttin On Airs wherever you get your podcasts, or watch it at WatchPOA.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Park Rant: You Ever Feel Like An Alien? 22.04.2026

Hey everyone! Hope you are having a lovely Tuesday! In this walk and talk, I blab on about what it’s like to feel different in the world. I suspect some of you can relate. There’s part of me that has always felt this way, but I reallllly think that social media making us all more accessible has made it worse! Surely I’m not alone in that, right? Oh well, it’s fine if I am, I just wanted to get it...

RIP Hooters (Of Chattanooga) *Audio* 19.04.2026

The Hooters of my youth is dead and gone. As a piece of s**t, fat, dude this has made me emotional. In this recording that I did driving back from Perdido Beach today, You will hear the fond memories I have From everyone’s favorite possibly out of touch and definitely out of date and (cultural fashion) titty based chicken restaurant more later Corey Like my work? Consider becoming a PAID subscribe...

Corey’s TV Suggestions! 15.04.2026

Hey everybody! Here’s some TV shows that I really think you need to be watching, mainly so we can talk about them and I don’t feel so alone! hope you are having a wonderful Wednesday and that you enjoyed the episode of the wellRED podcast today! More later Corey Like my work? Consider becoming a PAID subscriber! I’ll always let you read my stuff for free as I don’t like Paywalls, but if it adds va...

Monday Motivation, Trump Depicted as Jesus, Hometown BBQ Party Accused of Satanism (and more!) 13.04.2026

Hi everybody! For today’s sub stack post I have a half hour video podcast that is part motivation for those (like me) who are in a haze over the state of the world, part discussion of Trump’s blasphemy and how dangerous religion feels right now, part gossip from my hometown… and finishes with a new video from MAGA MAN: Everyone’s least favorite internet papaw! Hope you all have a wonderful day. Mo...

Do Y’all Believe In Ghosts? Allow Me To Make You! 01.04.2026

In my opinion, a long held suspicion of mine has been confirmed! I’ll tell you all about it after I babble for a bit about mental health and how much I hate April Fools! More later Like my work? Consider becoming a PAID subscriber! I’ll always let you read my stuff for free as I don’t like Paywalls, but if it adds value to your life then hey, I’ll take it!  Don’t like recurring payments  but still...

POV: I’m Reading You a Story & You Get To Decide What Happens Next! 31.03.2026

So I thought this would be a fun idea! I’m working on that Chickaluki short story And while editing, I decided I didn’t like the direction it took at the end so I deleted a lot of stuff and rewrote. I thought it would be neat if I read you what I have so far and you give me a suggestion for what you think. The next scene should be, and then I will take it from there the rest of the way! Obviously,...

POV: You’re Headed To Perform At a Comedy Club 31.03.2026

Warning: there is some not safe for work language and visuals. I could have edited it fully but chose not to because comedy is a process, warts and all! Enjoy . More later Become a PAID subscriber! Donations here 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 🔝 L This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Sunday Chat! 29.03.2026

Talking about getting in character to play different people and then mental health for some reason! Enjoy! More later Corey Come see me at The Punchline TONIGHT in Atlanta! Like my work? Consider becoming a PAID subscriber! I’ll always let you read my stuff for free as I don’t like Paywalls, but if it adds value to your life then hey, I’ll take it!  Don’t like recurring payments  but still wanna s...

My First Attempt at a “Day In The Life” Video 28.03.2026

Featured: characters I created today. Golf POV. Hanging with my son. Enjoy! More later Corey Come see me at The Punchline This Sunday in Atlanta! Like my work? Consider becoming a PAID subscriber! I’ll always let you read my stuff for free as I don’t like Paywalls, but if it adds value to your life then hey, I’ll take it!  Don’t like recurring payments  but still wanna support? I take one time don...

Rantin’ About Trump’s America First Award & The Dangers Of Christian Nationalism (but in a funny way!) 26.03.2026

Hey y’all! So I ain’t gonna lie, I started this rant thinking it was going to be exclusively about Trump and his shiny new medal, but I had just come off of writing some pages and I guess I was still a little pumped up after that (you’ll definitely notice lol) because it turned into a very impassioned (tho probably dumb and misguided) rant about how dangerous Christianity and the like have been fo...

Park Rant: “They were the funniest of times, they were the most depressing of times!” POV Version 24.03.2026

Hey everybody! Today I took gummies and went to the park to write. I had a splendid time and thought I’d bring you on part of the journey with me using my picture glasses! Come see me at The Punchline in Atlanta, yall! More later Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

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