Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

sorry, forgot to upload video on first post! Thanks to poop Doctor Kim Cusato for letting me know Woke up this morning pretty hungover because we had a late one at the golf course. The time change turned our normal nine-hole competition into an 18-hole competition, and I forgot about all the variables I would need to consider when it came to my consumption. Fret not: I did not drive, nor did I con...

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Hey everybody!!! Hope you had a great week and have an even better weekend! My wife’s birthday was March 5th and she’s been on a girls trip to Florida ever since! I have attached a video to show how much harder it is for me to get s**t done when she’s gone 🤣 Maybe she reads these from time to time and if so: babe, you are appreciated and I love you! enough old man videos for the week according to...

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Hey everybody, hope you’re having a wonderful Wednesday so far! I assume that is not the case if you have checked the news. Although amongst the bad there was something funny, Apparently, the Iranians painted a helicopter on the ground, and we fired on it. Now look, there’s nothing about war that’s funny, But I do feel proud that Wiley coyote has been vindicated for some of his tactics. Clearly th...

Hey y’all. Took a walk and screamed into the void today also keep in mind I’m an uneducated man so take that into consideration lol. Grain of salt More later. Corey Like my work? Consider becoming a PAID subscriber! I’ll always let you read my stuff for free as I don’t like Paywalls, but if it adds value to your life then hey, I’ll take it!  Don’t like recurring payments  but still wanna support?...

Whatever I started out wanting to say quickly changed courses because Bain had other ideas!! hope youre having a tremendous weekend and I look forward to seeing you all tomorrow! Thank you for subscribing! More later Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey y’all! Thought I’d drop in to share what a wonderful experience I’m having helping teach the history of comedy! Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Join Corey while his brain manically tries to makes sense of life and this week! Will he make sense of it? Will he solve life’s problems? Will he even form one cogent sentence? Tune in to find out! More later Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Not much to write here just watch the video to see why I’m about to talk to probably one of shittiest people on earth lol This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Upgrade to Paid To Support Ya Boy! Today I was walking the grounds at my sister’s farm. I was looking for inspiration and this is as good of places as any need to do it. While I was on my first lap around the north 40, My brother-in-law dr...

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Here is Me loosely telling the story of the beer hall putsch. on cold Thursdays, it is hard for me to get any writing done because I am prone to working outside, and my wife works on Thursday’s so me and my toddler run around feral what ISNT hard for me to do though is lay on my couch, talk into my phone, and then edit pictures into a video! Hope you enjoy, and forgive me for being wrong about a l...

I know I should do this more often i suck The internet is a wild and wonderful place, y’all! Sure, there is hatred and racism and a plethora of people on it who exist solely to ruin everyone’s perfectly good day, but I think the good outweighs the bad! Have you heard of memes? I rest my case! The best feature of the internet I’ve found thus far is that it has an endless wealth of knowledge! Almost...

Hey all! Just thought I’d blabber on to all the new subscribers to let them know what we are all about here! This Substack community means the world to me and I’m happy to see it grow! Like my work? Consider becoming a PAID subscriber! I’ll always let you read my stuff for free as I don’t like Paywalls, but if it adds value to your life then hey, I’ll take it! Don’t like recurring emails but still...

Not much to report. Foundered myself on chicken thighs and mashed potatoes at lunch and wasn’t worth a damn for several hours later. Amber left for work and my sister invited me over for white people taco night. I’m of two minds on tacos: I either want the authentic Mexican street truck version with fresh corn tortillas and Al Pastor with grilled pineapples in a homemade spicy salsa, or I want to...

Hey everyone! If you’ve heard me talk over the last few months on any form of media, you’ve probably heard me talk about making my own cultured butter! I know many of you did on account of I’ve gotten so many messages and comments asking me how to do it! Well as per usual, your wish is my command! In this video you will learn the first step in the process… preparing your cream and then the second...

Hey all! I hope everyone is safe in this winter storm! Thought I’d pop in to let you know how me and my family are doing! Please do not drive unless you have to, and remember that your body needs extra calories so go head and have that second sandwich! Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester...

Hey Loves! First off, I don’t know why the video is flickering, forgive me! Secondly, I’m gonna be in Asheville, NC at The Eulogy Jan 31st… SOON! Feb 15 I’ll be in Athens Ga at Hendershots w/ Drew Morgan and The Drive By Truckers and March 19 I’ll be at The Punchline in Atlanta! Almost over this crud, and look forward to gettin back to writing my silly nonsense for you all to read! Love you all ve...

In this months edition of The Chickaluki Newsletter our editor tells the tale of a local scandal that no one seems to be able to get to the bottom of, and frankly, we know less now than we ever have! Enjoy! Does my silly work add value to your life? If so, consider bumping up to a paid subscription! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bon...

Hey everybody! In this rant i talk about some mental health stuff up top pertaining to over drinking on New Years and what not, but the meat of this “episode” is about Rolling Stone leaving Sinners off of their ‘20 Best Movies of 2025’ list and how I think that is just a load of bollocks! Also if you enjoy someone with a southern voice shitting on our current administration then there’s plenty of...

Hello friends! It is that time a year again where we must put aside our cynicism and remember we are human! This adaptation of A Christmas Carol (written by yours truly!) aims to do just that! I hope you all enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed creating it, and I hope it brings you joy in these uncertain times! Thank you all for being here, and if you want to fill me with the Christmas sprou...

Hey y’all! Headed to DC in the morning for some shows so I’ll probably be a bit silent on here so I thought I’d leave you with a little throwback video from a few years ago when I was up that way! Thanks for helping me move up the ranks on Substack! Tell ya friends! Love you! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

Hey y’all! Here’s a bite sized history series I’m working on that I hope yall will enjoy! ! This one is about our Commode Commander in Chief, Lyndon B Johnson! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

In Today’s video I talk about how unfair it is that your kids have to grow which very unfortunately reminded me of a disturbing sketch idea I had that perhaps I should just let die in my head 🤣 Love yall! Thanks for keeping me in the top 50! More written word from me this week! Btw come see me and the boys at Zanies’s in Nashville Dec 18-20! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discus...