Corey Ryan Forrester

Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

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Corey Ryan Forrester

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Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

That One Really Bit Me In The Ass! 20.06.2023

Hey y’all! This here is a completely different twist on a “park rant”. I mean, I still very much recorded it while walking in the park, but that’s where the similarity sort of ends, as I managed to stay on one topic! What happened was that I wanted to write an essay… I felt like I had one in me. The only problem is that my anxiety is currently off the charts and I could not force myself to sit dow...

The Most Important Decision George Washington Ever Made (and how it relates to YOU!) 19.06.2023

Hey y’all! It’s another history-based park rant! Today we talk about a tiny decision that had a MASSIVE effect on our world! How do I think this relates to all us normal folk? Listen and find out! (And feel free to tell me I’m wrong!) Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/sub...

Rantin' bout Jason Isbell, Florida, living in my hometown, mental health, and The US OPEN!! 18.06.2023

Hey everyone! Had a whole lot to say today about Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit’s new album Weathervanes. That got me going on the myth that you have to be miserable to make great art! Then I had to tell yall about my experience with an Army recruiter at a chicken restaurant in Alabama 😂😂😂 Btw…. all the golf talk is at the very end so you don’t have to worry about having to hear it if you hate t...

*AUDIO* Congrats, World! 09.06.2023

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IM ALL JACKED UP ON THERAFLU!!! or (If I Had 280 Million Dollars!) 07.06.2023

Hidy yall! Today I talked about what I would do if I won 280 Million dollars and god knows what else cause Im on a whole lot of cold medicine!! Love y’all. Mean it! Enjoy the ramblings of a lunatic! SKEEEWWWWWW!!!!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Ask Corey Anything Part 1!! 31.05.2023

Y’all hit me with soooooo many good questions that this will have to be a multi-parter! In this installment, I answered questions about my career, junk food, and my new baby! Preciate y’all as always, and I hope you have a wonderful day! See y’all tomorrow with another installment of 3 Clicks & A Hick! ‘Corey P.S. Ill be with Leslie Jones this weekend at The Carolina Theatre and Charleston Music H...

How To Have a Great Memorial Day! 29.05.2023

Some tips and thoughts that nobody asked for, from your favorite life-coach (who is the least qualified to claim to be one!) Happy Memorial Day, y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

*AUDIO* Did We Learn Nothing? 26.05.2023

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Rantin' bout Thomas Jefferson & a butterfly flappin its wings! 26.05.2023

Hey, y’all! I wanted to share a fascinating history nugget I just learned with yall! I also wanted to thank y’all because I genuinely believe that being active in this group has made me read more since y’all are always giving me suggestions and are most all clearly nerds like me 😂 Hope yall have a great weekend, and il see you later! ‘Corey PS. new episode of Puttin On Airs is out! Go watch it at...

Rantin’ bout my weekend, my voice being shot, booze, and how much of a whimp I am! 24.05.2023

Welp, the title says it all! Hope y’all are having a kick ass week!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

No More Guilty Pleasures! 16.05.2023

Today Corey takes to the park to rant about snobbery a bit and why you should never feel bad about the things you love! (Yes, Joe Dirt is mentioned 😂) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Redneck Aromatherapy! 15.05.2023

Rantin bout some tricks I use to make myself happy when I got the blues!! See y’all this weekend in Knoxville and Ashville! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Rantin’ Bout Conspiracy Theories and Dad History 11.05.2023

Hey y’all! Today I rant about conspiracy theories and how big of a whimp I am! Oh also, I explain “Dad History” This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

*AUDIO* Brains Are A**holes! 05.05.2023

as per usual, today’s essay… but me reading it! I hope you enjoy, and as always… thanks for being here! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Tucker Carlson, Steven Crowder, and Ben Shapiro Are Not From The South:) 01.05.2023

Park rant inspired by my lovely drive through Arkansas! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

A Habitual Habit Haver! 28.04.2023

Hey y’all! In the park rant today I talk way above my pay grade (as per usual) about some stuff! Ultimately though, I think that stuff is good stuff!! Y’all go to TraeCrowder.com to get tickets to see us this weekend in Arkansas! love y’all much! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/sub...

*AUDIO* Farewell, Tucker 25.04.2023

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Fantastic Priorities and How I Got Them! 20.04.2023

Hey y’all! Today I ramble about the affect my baby boy has had on my comedy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

The Road To Nothing! (Audio Essay w/ Brief Banter) 17.04.2023

Here’s the latest essay in audio form for ya! Remember, if you don’t like recurring payments (ie subscribing to the show) but would still like to support the programs here, you can make a 1 time donation on PayPal using ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com Obviously not required, or expected, but that’s how some people prefer to do it! Hope y’all enjoy, and y’all have a great day! This is a public episode....

Early Access: WellRED #318 - NEKKID TITTY ZOMBIE JESUS! 12.04.2023

Early ad free episode of this week’s WellRED podcast for ya! Details below…. hope you enjoy:) This week, Trae and Drew fill Corey in on their wild weekend without him in Portland, Oregon. Then, the show naturally transitions into talking about how weird Easter (and all religious celebrations) actually are. Other topics include: Did Shakespeare write the Bible? Does the Grim Reaper get a bad rap? S...

making pasta and cookies for my wife!: an audio experience! 10.04.2023

In my never ending attempt to deserve my wife, listen as I give y’all a new recipe for pasta that you HAVE to try…. All while I’m on the clock making cookies for her as she feeds our baby!! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

The Newborn 15 (Lbs) & Your Self Worth! 02.04.2023

Hey y’all! Felt like ranting a bit about how important it is to take care of yourself even when you’ve got a lot on your place. I also talk about my recent (self) diagnosis of BeingAPrick-itis! Turns out I’ve got a serious case!! Love yall… see ya tomorrow! Remeber, if you enjoy the “content” but don’t want to be billed monthly, you can make a one time donation to the show by using PayPal and send...

*Early Access* WellRED Podcast #316 - Sean Patton is Number One!!! (Featuring Sean Patton... duh) 28.03.2023

Hey y’all! I usually don’t do this, but this episode of The WellRED Podcast featuring our buddy Sean Patton was too good not to give yall early! I also hope this serves to put those of you who didn’t know about the WellRED podcast on its radar! Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan, and I have been doing this silly little podcast for going on damn near seven years now, and there are a lot of fun episodes in t...

5 Things I've Learned In My 10 Days As A Father! (Audio!) 28.03.2023

Hey hey, y’all! Thanks for sticking around! Happy to be back with ya and provide some sage wisdom from my near 2 weeks as a father! I mean…. surely I know it all now yeah? 😂 Btw, the substack will always be free to those who cant afford it, but if you’d like to support my work without having a monthly payment, you can make a 1 time donation to my Paypal Buttercreamcorey@gmail.com It of course is...

Some word vomit about being a new dad! 24.03.2023

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