Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

Hey yall! Back in the park rantin on this lovely Monday morning! As per usual, I wanted to share something with yall that I MYSELF needed to hear! Hope yall have a great day… see ya later this week! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Children of the flock happy Sunday to us all! This week the message was once again inspired by a prayer request from one of Chickaluki’s citizens! But perhaps best of all, we were surprised this week with a special Hymn from Chickaluki’s favorite Mamaw, Aunt Lita herself! Hope yall enjoy our service, and remember you can pick up official Chickaluki merch (including Pastor Petey Apparel!) at CoreyS...

Oooh oooh also I go on a side rant about how much I love King of The Hill! (It relates to a question, I promise!) Hope yall are having a wonderful Thursday! I’ll see you tomorrow with more Tales from Chickaluki and Pastor Petey will round us out as usual on Sunday! Thanks for being here! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus ep...

Hey yall! While researching for another project, I ran across this delightful little fun fact about The Queen Of Comedy Lucille Ball that I thought yall would enjoy hearing! Have a great day yall and be careful getting home from work! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey friends! Little buddy here wanted to check in with yall and tell you his exciting news! Hope yall are having a wonderful day, and we’ll see you later on! Love ya! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Children of The Flock and Citizens of our fair city of Chickaluki, welcome back to Pastor Petey’s place for yet another sermon! We apologize especially to those on the east coast for this being a night service, but in the spirit of us all still recovering from stuffing our faces to the gills on Thanksgiving, it made sense for all of us to sleep it off one more day! Today we took YOUR prayer reques...

Hello friends, family, and citizens of Chickaluki! We are happy to bring you the first edition of The Chickaluki Times Free Press! Well… the first digitized copy, but still! In this paper you will learn a little more about our fair city, and also get to hear from Sister Tasha once again as she is our official Film Review Corespondent! We appreciate those of you who pay for the subscription to the...

Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is back and he worked long and hard on today’s sermon for ya! This one is about family, food, friends, and most importantly… picking your battles! I hope you enjoy the sermon as well as the new additions to our program up top! For those of you who can’t always listen, Pastor Petey has written out the transcript of his message which can be found below! Have a won...

Hey yall! Happy Friday! Today I spend the first 4 minutes reading yall a little excerpt from our new book Round Here and Over Yonder! For all of you who have already consumed the book in some way or another, fret not, because afterwards I gave some positive affirmations and then went on a long winded rant about people who SUCK! Thanks for being here, and reminder that the latest episode of Puttin...

Hey yall! My sister just called me to fill me in on a local scandal currently unfolding in my hometown and I thought I’d share it with yall on the off chance you love small town gossip as much as us 🤣 Goes without saying that I didn’t mention any names, but boy is it juicy!! Love yall! Hope yall enjoyed me and momma cookin fer ya! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this wit...

Hey yall! From A.I. to The Superman Universe to Bruce Springsteen, Prince, and Dolly Parton, we cover a lot of ground today and answer some really great questions asked by YOU! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey gang! Apologies for the lack of “content” but I currently feel like absolute run over dog s**t! I suppose I’m only checking in so you don’t forget I exist, or worse, think that I’ve stopped trying to entertain! As soon as all these demons expel themselves from my chest, head, brain, and other places, I’ll be back trying to make you laugh! Before I took ill, I had begun outlining the next audio...

Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is back once again walking through the woods and bringing you the good word! Today (along with keeping you up to date with what’s going on within Chickaluki City Limits) Pastor Petey touches on the virtue of leaving your phone on the other side of the room from time to time! thank you all for joining us, and remember.. the offering plate is always going around!...

Happy Halloween, y’all! To celebrate, here is the spooky finale of our Colonel Cornbread Saga! Did who you thought did it actually done it? (that makes sense if you say it in my voice!) This has been so much fun and I can’t wait to start on the next audio drama for y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryan...

Must you know someone personally to feel the sting of their death? It wasn’t the case for our parents generation when JFK was killed. It certainly didn’t matter to us that we didn’t have a personal relationship with Robin Williams. As for Matthew Perry, knowing his personal struggles with demons is undoubtedly having an emotional affect on a great many of us. Listen to this rant while I try and ma...

Hey yall! Today’s story is about the time I made a fool out of myself in front of some very powerful people! Stay tuned for the epic conclusion of Colonel Cornbread, which will drop on Halloween! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hello friends! Monday got ya down? Allow me to help! Hope yall have a great rest of your day and I’ll see ya tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey yall! I just recorded this walking the streets of our nations capital on account of I noticed something: I see less protests than I’ve ever seen here! In this podcast, I run through a couple theories as to why that may be! Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hello Parishoners! For those who missed this week’s livestream, here it is in audio form! Video will be up later this week for those who would rather enjoy it that way! Love yuns! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey yall! Sorry for the cursing but I’m on one today and wanted to let you know that I love ya! I’ll see ya tomorrow. Thanks for being here! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey, y’all! First off: how the hell are ya? Secondly: for some reason I have been logged out of my substack app and it won’t let me back in, so that’s why i’ve been oddly silent in the comment section, and in the chat… I hope to have this rectified soon and i’m sorry for appearing as if I’m not around! The Braves are about to play The Phillies and while it’s very possible they will lose the series...

Title says it all! Love yall and hope you are having a great day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

This week, against Auggie’s will, he and Colonel Cornbread have to follow a lead to the local church because Annabelle assured them the Pastor was one of the few who knew the Ruby’s whereabouts. After a fire and brimstone service on The Ten Commandments, the duo are able to interrogate the Pastor, and learn some new.. lets say..”wicked” information! Thanks for listening, and if this is the first y...

Hey Paul! Me and Robbie watched Thursday night football and recorded our conversation! We thought to ourselves “what better time to put it out than DURING Monday Night Football?” Lets face it, this will probably be more entertaining! We love you, Paul…. and we also love anyone else who listens to this…. especially if your name is Paul! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with o...

Children of the flock! Happy Sunday to us all! For This week’s sermon, Pastor Petey shares The Parable of The Insulated Water Cup! Thank you all for your perfect attendance, and remember that the offering plate is always going around! Have a glorious day, and may the good lord shine his ever loving light on all your football bets today! Amen This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this...