Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

Hey y’all! Due to a family emergency, I will probably be radio silent for at least the weekend….. didn’t want to leave you all hanging, though, so I thought you might enjoy going back in time four years and listening to the debut episode of my old podcast Through The Screen Door! The opening monologue alone is such a time capsule of an era that seems SOOOOO much longer ago than it actually was! Ho...

Happy Sunday Substackers! I hope this message hits your hearts as well as it did when it left Pastor Petey’s! Yall have a blessed day and hug ya loved ones! Merch: CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey Yall! I posted this yesterday…. Or so I thought! It wound up in my drafts! Oh well, here we go again! Happy Friday and I hope your weekend kicks ASS! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey y’all! Got a real quick story for yall today that cracked me up so much I couldn’t keep it to myself! Normally I’d give a teaser on what it’s about, but every time I try to write one I fear it will ruin the pop 🤣 Enjoy! See yall later! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/sub...

Children of the flock! Hope you are having a wonderful Sunday, and if not, may Pastor Petey’s words put you in a better place! Thanks for being here, yall! As some of you may have realized, you haven’t gotten an email notification this week…. I’m trying something out! The “Content” on this Substack will still be coming as usual and will be posted… but I will now only have them sent out as email no...

Hey yall! I was on Doug Loves Movies this week and Doug asked me what the best movie of 2023 was…. Because of the nature of the show, I had to be brief. Yall know me though, I had a LOT more to say, so I decided to tell all of it to your ear holes! What in your opinion was the best movie of 2023? What was your FAVORITE movie of 2023? (Could be the same answer.. mine wasn’t though!) What’s the best...

Hey yall! Today I’m blabbing about dreaming big, how Turbo Tax has been screwing us behind our backs, and how I disagree with people who say that shows like All In The Family could be made today! Before the rant, I try my best to lay out a lesson I got from a book I’m reading… An Empire Of Their Own: How Jews Invented Hollywood Neal Gabler really wrote something special and if you’re at all intere...

Hey Substackers! Pastor Petey is coming to us today not only with a sermon, but with a Monday motivation!! A two for one baby!! Hope yall are having a wonderful day. I love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey yall! Out for a stroll in the woods and thought I’d share my brain exercise of the day 🤣 Hope yall are having a wonderful weekend! See ya tomorrow! Merch: CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

For the first part of this park rant, I talk about Grandmas obsession with fattening you up even when you’re in your 30’s! If you’re only here to hear me talk about silly folk like Elon Musk shitting on diversity, you can skip to about 12 minutes in! Love yall! Merch: CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, vis...

Hello Friends and neighbors! This week, Pastor Petey is preaching on Common Decency and sharing as his testimony today a story of a gas station experience gone wrong! We appreciate all of you who leave 5 dollars in the offering plate every month, and remember, if you want to show more appreciation for the work we do here, you can contribute to the bulding fund by sending a donation on PayPal or Ve...

Hey y'all! Needed to speak on some feelings that have been pouring out of me ever since I found out I was named one of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME! This is not a rant tooting my own horn, it is a rant about mental health and how the human brain (or at least mine!) works! It is also a rant filled with much gratitude to you all! If you’re purely looking for something funny, feel free to...

Hey yall! For a little friday night chuckle, I thought I’d share this story of me attempting to eat dinner last night that played out perfectly like an old joke told on the Ed Sullivan show 😂 I’ll definitely see yall sunday, and ill most likely see yall tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforreste...

Here’s Jerry Mander’s latest campaign video! Goes out to everyone on socials tomorrow but Substackers get a first look! Love yall! Thanks for subscribing! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com Hey y’all! As a little treat, here is tomorrow’s WellRED Podcast early and ad free! We discussed all the Katt Williams bombshells and The Golden Globes situation! Hope yall enjoy! See y’all tomorrow!

The right Reverend is back to catch you up to speed on what's going on at the church! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey y'all! I took to the chat seeking questions, and lo and behold you provided! Answering everything from comedy related questions to personal stuff! Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey yall! After a brief introduction where I talked about Christmas hangovers and decorations, I launched into a subject near and dear to my heart: nuance and context as it pertains to comedy! Hope yall enjoy, and if you’re in Asheville I’ll see you TOMORROW NIGHT at The Grey Eagle! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visi...

Hello friends and family! I'm very happy to bring you this Holiday Special! A Chickaluki Christmas Carol is a Southern re-telling of the Charles Dickens classic! This audio dramedy is best enjoyed using headphones! I was gonna wait and put this out Christmas Eve morning, but then I realized that many of you would be up later on the weekend and might like a treat! I really hope you enjoy this, as I...

Hey y'all! Today I'm babbling about all my favorite things to watch this time of year! What are yalls? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey Substackers! Today I’m in the park rambling about overeating during the holidays, and how to avoid confrontation with mouthy family members! Love yall, and happy holidays! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is back to his roots in this one! By that I mean he delivered an unedited stream of consciousness covering a variety of topics dear to his heart, prayer requests for the citizens of Chickaluki, and preaching an inspiring message! We love ya and we will see ya this weekend at Zanies in Nashville! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other...

(Fret not, non-football fans… this isn’t all about football:) Today we lost an absolute Tennessee Titans legend and one of my favorite football players as a kid… Frank Wycheck. Frank was only 52, but as we know, the damage done to these athletes bodies (especially in his day, before the helmets were made safer) is often just too much. On a positive note, and to celebrate his life, I thought I’d sh...

Hey y’all! For your Friday night entertainment, I decided to spruce up my normal Park Rants into a video for you to enjoy! Topics include Elon Musk’s Cybertruck, Panera Bread’s Lemonade, and this comment a lady left me on Instagram that is really buggin’ me lol. Y’all have a lovely night and I’ll see ya later! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or...

Hey yall! Back at ya with another park rant! Hope y’all’s day is going great and hey by the way… my old podcast Through The Screen Door is coming back soon! If you aren’t already, go subscribe wherever you get your podcasts…. But just so you know, paid subscribers here on this Substack will get episodes early and AD FREE! Happy Tuesday everybody… see yall later! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If...