Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

Hey yall! Hope this post finds you well and having (against all odds) a terrific day at work! Today I wanted to share a story with you all, that for fear of spoiling the punch I shan’t divulge any details here…. Let’s just say, a slightly annoying feller got some karma and I for one experienced massive amounts of Schadenfreude! Before that, I ranted a bit at how annoying I find it when other comed...

Hey Substackers! For your Friday night enjoyment I thought you might enjoy some more facts about America’s first songwriter, Stephen Foster! While researching, I came across one fact on a kids website that I just couldn’t…. Well you know what, just watch the video! Love yall! See ya later this weekend! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get acc...

Hey Substackers! Here’s a little uplifting and fun rant to get you over the Monday blues (hopefully) Hope this makes your drive home a little bit easier, and I hope the rest of your week doesn’t suck! Oh and BTW…. THANK YOU to the 20 new Paid subscribers I got on here this week! Means a lot to me! Yall take care! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers...

Happy Sunday (or Saturday to you paid subscribers!) and welcome back to Pastor Petey’s! Along with several announcements regarding some ongoing investigations in our little town of Chickaluki, Pastor Petey gives testimony of a wonderful human experience he had earlier this week whilst traversing the hallowed grounds at Augusta National! We appreciate you who leave a little in the offering plate ev...

Hey Substackers! So what's going on here is that I was ATTEMPTING to make a very short video for the internet, but because I'm verbose that turned into over 10 minutes so it belongs here instead! My wife has never seen The Matrix, and I get to show it to her tonight… that’s how this whole rant started, but because of who I am… it went many other places 🤣 Enjoy!! This is a public episode. If you'd...

Good morning, Substackers! Here’s something to kick start that work week! Hope this message finds you well, and lord willing with a belly full of biscuits! Skeeew! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Hey Substackers! In today’s Park Rant I ramble about our families recent trip to the Zoo, and the moral quandary such an activity is for me personally! Yall have a great day now! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Good morning and Happy Sunday, Children of The Flock, and all you beautiful Citizens of Chickaluki! We are so glad to have you in the congregation on what, if we are not mistaken, is the first-ever Easter Service here at Pastor Petey’s Place for Parishioners, Both Pompeous & Prolitariate Alike! To say Pastor Petey Perkins had a fire in his belly today would be an understatement! Of course, he’s al...

Hello Substackers! Today I thought you might like a quick little (slightly obscene) moment of tranquility for your drive home from work! I hope you all have a FABULOUS weekend, and I look forward to seeing you all on the congregation at Pastor Petey’s this Sunday! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanf...

Hey Substackers! Here’s your “pep talk” for the end of the week, which also includes some mild sh*t talking! Hope yall are having a GREAT week so far! Love yall! ‘Corey CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is so happy to be with you on this beautiful Sunday afternoon! After the announcements, your right Reverend called out a misdeed directed at him earlier this week in our fine town of Chickaluki… Citizen#1, as I shall call you if you are listening… I hope you know that you were a BUTTHEAD, father god! The sermon today was inspired by a video Pastor Petey saw on o...

Happy Friday, Substackers!! Hope yall have an exciting (or at least relaxing) weekend in store! I’ll be honest, when I click record on these I USUALLY have at least one idea of where I want to go… that was not the case today, but to pat myself on the back, my lunatic stream of consciousness actually got somewhere interesting quick and stayed there!… ok, there were a few detours, but you know how I...

Hey Substackers! So the question was posed on Twitter: What’s your favorite Bill Murray Movie besides Groundhog Day? I decided to play along, and the result was an actual FUN TIME on Twitter…can you believe it? I thought those days were over! The comments on my retweet were actually so fun that I was actually replying to people, which is honestly something I usually reserve for this Substack…. Tha...

Hey Substackers! After a couple weeks on the IR list, my leg is finally healed and I can get back to doing what I do best: rambling about stuff in the woods! Today Im giving a SORT OF pep talk, and I hope you all enjoy it very much! (other topics include cutting toxic people out of your life… but talked about in a funny and charming way, you know how i be 😂) Y’all have a great day and i’ll see yo...

Children of the flock! Pastor Petey is back to spread the gospel to all you beautiful citizens of Chickaluki!! Today Pastor Petey provides a few words to live by when hosting a party! And some that can benefit those just attending! The heart of the message, however, is about letting go of petty grievances when you are DAMN NEAR 40 YEARS OLD!! Yall have a blessed day/work week… we will see ya later...

Hey Substackers! This post was not sent to your email boxes so you’re not going crazy if you thought “I cant find this anywhere!” Ive been trying to cut down on how many I send cause I know it bugs people! Anyways, I was just checking in to say 1.) Petey will be up in the morning and 2.) thanks for all your kind messages, my leg is SOOOOO much better! Anywho, love yall, see ya tomorrow! This is a...

Hey everyone! I'm continuing my scattered train of thought from yesterday! At the 12-minute mark, I finally got to what I wanted to talk about: Elon Musk complaining that the Oscars are now too “woke,” lol. Before that, I once again babbled about gas stations, as I am wont to do! If you aren't into that, feel free to skip ahead! Love y’all… have a great Wednesday! ‘Corey This is a public episode....

Top of the morning to ya, Substackers! I sit here before you, a wounded Dove longing to spread his wings and fly, but alas, tis not to be! For real, though, I am still having major issues with the leg, so I have to figure out how to work from behind a desk! Today’s rant starts with me showing a little footage of the injury AND my first-ever Stone Cold Stunner! After that, I got some things off my...

Hey y’all! For those not active in the Substack Chat, I am still sequestered on my couch suffering from a MASSIVE hematoma on my left leg. Before anyone says ANYTHING, yes, I’m aware that I am too old to wrestle. It has been noted, and I assure you, no one thinks I’m a bigger idiot than myself (ok, maybe my mom and my wife! [two separate people]) Anywho the pain in my leg is actually the least of...

Hey Substackers/Citizens of Chickaluki! Today I’m back in the park and wanted to rant a bit on sort of a parenting “milestone” if you can call it that! After that I got real excited talking about the fact that Naked Gun is getting rebooted so I ranted about Comedy/comedy movies! Hope yall are having a fantastic week so far! Pick up your Chickaluki merch at CoreyShirts.com Thanks to everyone for be...

Happy Sunday night, you fine citizens of Chickaluki! We sure hope you enjoyed our earlier offering of Brother Corey Ryan Forrester’s Comedy Half Hour! Today, our service is kicked off by a song from The Rickey Brothers, and then Pastor Petey, as always, gives announcements concerning the congregation! A Prayer request from Sister Eunice sorta got Pastor Petey fired up, but we will let you hear tha...

Hey y’all! Pastor Petey is out running errands right now so im’m told today’s sermon will be a “night service”! Between now and then, though, I thought I’d throw something your way on this beautiful Sunday that many people have been asking for… my “special” Live At The Bijou!! I put “Special” in quotations because unless my memory is wrong, we had shot these sets as sort of a “proof of concept” to...

Hello Chickaluki citizens and Pastor Petey Parishioners! Pastor Petey is back and fired up! Today we have some announcements regarding Deacon Rickey’s Probation and the status of our Middle School Girl’s softball team and the allegations lobbed against them from those sorry baptists down the street! Before the sermon, Pastor Petey lead the congregation in a prayer for our nation as we head further...

Happy weekend y’all! Today’s rant is in video form and im sharing an old road story about a time I performed to ZERO people at a casino! Big announcement btw…. next Wednesday Feb 21st we will be livestreaming the 100th episode of Puttin On Airs! Subscribe to our Youtube page at WatchPOA.com as that is where it will broadcast at 7pmEST! See yall then! love ya… have a great weekend! ‘Corey This is a...

Hey Substackers! Long time no…. Stack? Today I huffed and puffed my way through the park ranting about a variety of topics including: * Taking Care of parents * Taylor Swift and the Super Bowl (Briefly) * Gambling (briefly) * Donald Trump schlong lickers (very briefly) * Usher (Briefly) The MAIN topic of the rant however was focused on the sheer rush of nostalgia I felt seeing Jon Stewart behind T...