Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

YOOOOO AIRHEADS!!! Little House of The Dragon is BACK BABY! Here is Lady Kirby and Lord Corey with thier instant reactions to the EPIC season 2 opener of House of The Dragon! (apologies as this was supposed to come out earlier but Lord Corey's wife Amber quite possibly broke her ankle and.... well, life, ya know?) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or ge...

Good day, fair citizens of Chickaluki! Our good friend Stumpy Winslow is working on the latest edition of The Chickaluki Times Free Press, but pointed out to me that since we’ve had so many new subscribers since the first edition, it might be prudent to put it back out to catch everyone up to speed! I agree with Stumpy! For some of you this will be brand new, but I’m sure the others won’t mind a b...

Well Substack Fam, we had a little accident at the house, but you know me… I had to make something out of it 🤣 So for your Friday night entertainment, I hope my wife’s extreme displeasure brings you much joy! P.S. AS I WAS UPLOADING THIS she said “b***h go get me some hotdogs!” And I was like Amber you gotta save that for when we are rolling 🤣🤣🤣 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discu...

Well y’all, I may be biased but i think we had a HELLUVA good time on tonights livestream! Thanks to all who made it, but for those of you who couldnt whether it be cause of work, kids, or just time-zone differences…. heres the full livestream! Forgive any hiccups, i was also playing producer! ‘Corey and Petey! Thanks to all of you who are PAID subscribers! And a big thanks to Zach, Aria, and Kim...

Hidy, folks! This week on the program we are using my favorite superhero as our starting point! The Dark Knight himself! Do we end up getting to old Sh*tler in 3 clicks or less? Tune in to find out! And also stick around for the after show where I nerd out even more on Batman/Comics/movies! Love yall! Thanks for being PAID subscribers! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this...

Happy Friday, y’all! today I ranted about God and “god moments”…. little things that make you question your beliefs and what not! Also there is a water crisis going on in Atlanta that I didn’t know about so naturally i blame…. THE ALGORITHM! Y’all have a great day and thanks for subscribing! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonu...

Hey y’all! Not sending this as an email cause I don’t wanna blow your inboxes up with something so pointless, but I HAD TO RANT AND RAVE about my past 3 days just so I could get it off my chest and move on with my life 🤣 Anyways this rant explains my absence. Technology betrayed me! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus e...

Hey, y’all! Today I did an impromptu live stream because I had some stuff I wanted to say regarding mental health and what not! I’m sure that some of you were there, but for those who weren’t, as promised I downloaded the livestream and am sharing it with y’all here for a little saturday night entertainment! I know it SOUNDS like it would be depressing, but I think I kept it moving and entertainin...

Hello friends from ACROSS THE WORLD (so crazy that that’s true!) for your Friday night entertainment, may I present yet another installment of 3 Clicks & A Hick! This week our starting point was legendary Vaudeville and Movie Star Lincoln Theodore Monroe Andrew Perry…. Better known as his stage name/character Stepin Fetchit! This takes us on a journey that eventually leads us into Norse mythology!...

Hey y’all. I shared this on Social media, but I know that some of you aren’t on there. I’m sharing it here because I know a lot of you are like me and suffer from Depression/Anxiety/Another form of mental illness. I’m sharing it here in case it needs to be heard: Grayson Murray was just 30 years old. He is no longer with us because of mental illness. First let me say that I’m torn up for his frien...

Good Sunday morning, Citizens of Chickaluki! (or Happy Saturday night to ya Paid Subscribers!) Brother Corey told y'all that once his wife got done with school he'd have more time to put out some extra fun stuff, and dog gone it if he ain't done and filmed Pastor Petey and turned my sermon into a Picture Show! Whole lot went on in Chickaluki this week, so we hope you enjoy it despite having to see...

Hey, y’all! As you know from the Substack Chat (if you’re not on there, you really should be… we have fun!) Yesterday on Twitter I posted 5 Stories about myself with one of them being false and asked folks to guess which one was the lie! The stories were as follows: 1.) Adam Sandler is the one who told me Hugh Hefner Died 2.) Mel Brooks sang to me on my 30th birthday 3.) I was arrested at Talladeg...

Happy Sunday, y’all! (or Saturday night for ya paid folk) Tis I, Pastor Petey and I’m so happy to be back with you fine Chickaluki citizens today! Up top we have some announcements concerning our most recent covered dish supper, as well as our Little League ball teams (or rather, an announcement concerning the PARENTS! You know who you are!) Once again we must pray for Deacon Ricky and of course o...

Hello to the 2 people on this Substack who MAY care about Golf! I chose not to send this out as an email because I know my audience and know that the majority of you DO NOT CARE, however I LOVE TALKING BOUT GOLF SO IM PUTTING IT OUT 🤣 INSANE Saturday at The PGA Championship today! Here’s my instant reaction to it! Enjoy if you’re into that! Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to di...

Hey substackers! If you DO NOT want to hear about boobies and dudes shoving gas nozzles up their poop holes, please skip this rant 😆 You've been warned! I am merely reporting the daily news, so don't shoot the messenger! Love y'all! Thanks to all who have upgraded to a PAID subscription this week! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access...

Hey yall! As you’ll come to know by me literally mentioning it at the beginning of this video, I recorded this LAST WEDNESDAY and was supposed to put it out last FRIDAY, but in my sick stupor I forgot! Today on 3C&AH we do our best to get to Hitler’s Wikipedia page using perhaps the greatest rebounder of all time as our starting point… The Worm himself, Mr Dennis Rodman! Learned a lot doing this e...

Hey y’all! Here’s the audio from this week’s essay in case you were holding off to hear it in my voice! Or hell, if you just wanna enjoy it again! And to all the new people who subscribed because of this essay, WELCOME! I also appreciate everyone who bumped up to a paid subscriber and are now supporting this publication for the price of a cup of coffee a month! It goes a long way, and I really app...

Hey yall! Today I’m in the park talking about HYPERFOCUSES! Both the negative things about them, as well as something I personally find very beneficial! Don’t have ADHD? You’ll probably still enjoy/relate to this because it’ll remind you of someone you know who does 🤣 Thanks so much to everyone who upgraded to a PAID subscription this week! Love all of you and see ya later! ‘Corey This is a publi...

Children of the flock! Happy to be back with ya this Sundy (or Saturday for those paid subscribers!) preaching the word and keeping you up to snuff on the goings-ons in our humble little town of Chickaluki! This week Pastor Petey touches on Cyber Trucks, sycophants, Rap beefs, Margaritaville and more! We hope you enjoy, and as always thanks to those who threw some scratch in the offering plate thi...

Hey friends! Surprise, Surprise… I ranted in the park today! Topics include: Being in a good mood Being in a bad mood A dude who pissed me off at Sam’s Club Cracker Barrel The world sucking How awesome Mel Brooks is! Thanks to everyone for being here, and those who gave upgrades to a PAID membership this week! You all rule! Love you very much, and I hope you enjoy this rant, as well as this week’s...

Hey gang! Today I took to the park to rant about fast food burgers and the stranglehold some of the brands have on society…. Ok, mostly the stranglehold they have on ME 🤣 Then at the end of the rant, I talk briefly about the importance of staying diligent when it comes to your mental health… an area in which I’ve recently failed miserably! Love yall and thank you soooo much to everyone who has up...

Hey yall! That picture of Marjorie Taylor Greene hanging out in the Battlefield behind my house has recently made the rounds again, so I figured we’d go visit the tower and do some sight seeing! Hope yall are having a great day! Thanks once again to those of you who upgraded to a PAID subscription this week! Means the world! See yall later! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss...

Hey gang! First off, no, this isn’t 20 minutes of me talking about the death of Prince (though I definitely could) but rather me finding out it had BEEN 8 years since he passed, which really put a lot of things in perspective for me because that means The WellRED Comedy tour began 8 FREAKIN YEARS AGO! Anyways, this is more a rant of appreciation and gratitude! Love you all, and thanks to all of yo...

Hey Substackers! Hope you’re having a wonderful Friday night! Had to hop on the mic to share the epic conclusion to the local street preacher who fell in a drain (that’s in the running for my favorite sentence I’ve ever typed 🤣) In the middle of the rant I had to make an announcement of sorts, so apologies for the boredom… feel free to fast forward to me talking about Long John Silvers trying to...

Hey, y’all! How goes it? For those of you who are new round here, 3 Clicks & A Hick is where I play the famous Wikipedia game “3 Clicks To Hitler” (I prefer not to use Hitler in the title, so there ya go, lol) Anyway, today, I decided that we would start with John Wilkes Booth’s dad, Junius Brutus Booth! Like many of you, I have been thoroughly enjoying the show Manhunt on Apple TV, so I’m on a bi...