Corey Ryan Forrester

Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

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Corey Ryan Forrester

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Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

A Chickaluki Christmas Carol! 17.12.2024

Hello friends and family! I'm very happy to bring you this Holiday Special! A Chickaluki Christmas Carol is a Southern re-telling of the Charles Dickens classic! I put this out last year, but many of you may have missed it, plus there's no time better for rerunning classics than Christmas! Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...

Ask Corey Anything! 11-1: My Election Mood & What It's Like Raising a Baby in This Political Climate! 01.11.2024

Mandy Sue (In LA!) asked me: In your neck of the woods, or overall, are you feeling hopeful about the election? Also, is it hard to have a baby in this political turmoil? I felt like since this was a multi part question that was far from a yes or no, I should address it in its own video! Here are my thoughts! Also in case you missed it.... all the questions that Y'ALL (Herohero members and those f...

Puttin On Airs Sneak Peak: Pizza and Wine, Oh How Divine! 19.09.2024

Hidy ho, Heroes! Heres you a preview of some of the things in store for you on this week's Puttin On Airs! I think this video highlights that if Trae and I were as passionate about ANYTHING the way we are food, we'd both be millionaires or Noble Laureates lol..... Enjoy! OH ALSO STAY TUNED BECAUSE LATER TODAY YOU WILL BE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH A LINK TO JOIN TONIGHT'S LIVESTREAM AT 9PM EST! Love y'...

Wasting Away Again In MetamucilVille! 09.09.2024

Hey y’all! Full rant video is up RIGHT NOW on the ole herohero! (Click here to subscribe and get 3 monthsfree! https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRH ) Full audio will be up later for free here on the Subby Stack! Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscr...

Park Rant 8/30/24! 30.08.2024

*Video version is up on my herohero! If you havent already joined me over there, use this link right here to get your first 3 months free! Then, you can just knock your Substack Subscription down to Free Subscriber! (I know life is complicated enough, but herohero made me a really good deal and I have a baby now so y’all just go with it if ya don’t mind!😂)* About this week’s rant…. Hey, y'all! Th...

Corey Reads The News! (Not Really) And Then Comments on It! (With Opinions Pulled Straight From His Butt) - 8 - 27 - 24 27.08.2024

This is just the audio… the VIDEO is up on my herohero right now, and if you havent already joined, use THIS SPECIAL INVITE (yes, click this link!) to get your first 3 months free! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Rantin Bout Being an Emotional Dad, C 19.08.2024

In today’s rant, I discuss many things including my gratitude for ALL OFF Y’ALL in regards to the launch of my new column in the Atlanta Journal Constitution. I also talk about the influence of Lewis Grizzard and share some of my favorite of his book titles and covers. I also brought up a podcast called Noble, which explores a controversy involving a crematorium in Noble, Georgia. …. pretty sure i...

Performing Jeff Daniel’s “Greatest Country On Earth” monologue while out of breath, half dead, and jogging 16.08.2024

Been adding a little spice to my fitness routine: performing famous monologues whilst jogging and fighting for air/my life 🤣 Today’s monologue was originally performed by Jeff Daniels in The Newsroom and was written by Aaron Sorkin while he was firmly up his own butt! Full monologue is up on my bonus site which you can find at WeLoveCorey.com (that’s my herohero!) if you are NOT already signed up...

DISNEY LIED TO US? (Clip From Puttin On Airs!) *Trigger Warning: Animal Deaths and The Word S*icide* 16.08.2024

Y’all consider me plum blown away! (Or is is “plumb”?) We’ve all known Disney could be evil for various reasons but they really leveled up on this one! btw, the FULL episode is up EARLY over on my herohero at WeLoveCorey.com ! have you signed up yet? If not, use this invite to get the first 3 months FREE! https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRH Yall have a great night and thanks...

Rantin bout Popeye, Cocaine, Kissinger, Kamala & Coach Walz! 09.08.2024

Hey y’all! Use this invite And get 3 months free on my new paid site! https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRH Today I wanted to talk to yall bout some fun drug stories regarding Hollywood! I also touch on my shocking enthusiasm for the Democratic Party over the past 3 weeks! Love yall!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access t...

Rantin About The People Who Ain’t Got Nothing Better To Do Than Transvestigate Female Athletes 03.08.2024

Not much more to say bout that. It’s weird, it’s gross, and frankly it’s dangerous. Not to mention flat out DUMB AS S**T cause I know these sumbitches went to school with gals just as jacked and “Tom boyish” that they never once thought s**t about! Anywho, the video for this here rant is up on my herohero… if you aint. heard the news, i’ve signed a deal with them that REALLY helps me and my family...

Rantin' Bout Breakfast, Weight Gain, Body Builders/Body Positivity & More! 23.07.2024

Hey y’all! First let me get some business out of the way… if you have not heard, I am switching my main creative energies over to HeroHero and you all can get 3 months FREE by using this invite link: https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/LKMLIZKZBX I will be posting ALL the stuff you are used to here on Substack, just on a sleeker platform… plus you get a discount AND they have made ME a...

Pastor Petey Responds To Biden Dropping Out Of The Race 21.07.2024

Children of the flock! This week Pastor Petey felt it best to toss his notes aside and call a little audible! Considering Biden’s announcement is all anyone’s gonna be talking about, Pastor Petey figured he’d get his oration out to the Citizens of Chickaluki toot-sweet! That way, for the rest of the week we can focus on providing well needed respites from the political calamity! We hope you enjoy...

*Early Access* Little House Of The Dragon S2E4&5! 20.07.2024

(Episodes of Little House Of The Dragon come out on Saturdays on the Puttin On Airs feed, but BonusCorey.com subscribers get them early and ad-free!) Y’all, things are HEATING UP in Westeros my goodness gracious! The whole world that George RR Martin built is finally coming into view in the second season of House Of The Dragon. Season 1 was certainly a tone shift from the OG Game Of Thrones, and w...

Rantin’ About How My Comedic Instincts Have Changed (Plus The Trump Incident & JD Vance’s Nomination) 17.07.2024

Hey everyone! Today I walked around the park and talked a good bit about the assassination attempt and JD Vance (who I know personally) being picked as VP to Trump. The main thread of the rant though is how I’ve realized lately that I have changed as a person. In a good way I think, but possibly bad for my career… time will tell! Basically my realization was this: I no longer have the need to be f...

Fake The Nation w/Negin Farsad, Chris Gethard, and ME!! (Corey Ryan Forrester) *Early Access* 17.07.2024

Hey everyone! Many of you probably already know and love Fake The Nation, but if you haven’t it’s a tremendous political podcast hosted by the brilliant Negin Farsad! Negin had me and fellow comedian Chris Gethard on for a bonus episode because we were touring together last week, and she was kind enough to let me put it out here EARLY so that yall could hear! we talked about the divide in America...

Rantin’ About That Thing That Happened Over The Weekend (You know the one…{Trump Got Shot!}) 15.07.2024

After babbling about my travel woes for a few brief minutes, I felt I had to talk about the absolute bombshell that happened this weekend. I don’t really know what to say other than what I said in this rant. dark and scary times for America and the world. I hope that you all are safe and feel loved. You are by me! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscriber...

Corey Answers Your Questions! 13.07.2024

Hey y’all! So first off, I clicked something whilst editing this video that every now and then makes me… glow? Don’t know what I did, but couldn’t turn it off, so anyways sometimes in this video I GLOW! lol I took to the chat and asked for questions, you asked em, I answered em, here’s that video! Love yall so much and I CANT WAIT TO BE HOME! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this...

Positive Thoughts To Sleep On! 08.07.2024

Happy late evening, yall! Guess who has bacon grease on both his thumbs and just found out it was Sunday? 👍🏼 this guy! 👍🏼 I was getting all tucked in to my comfy bed here in Muncie Indiana and thought I’d share some kind words before I laid down! Ok… I also mentioned the Bubonic plague, but yall know how I be! Hope your weekend has been fabulous and you’ve stayed relatively cool! When I can sp...

Early Access: Little House Of The Dragon S2E2&3 06.07.2024

This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

Rantin Bout Strawberry Toothpaste And Dino Nuggets or (Who Says We Have To Grow Up?) 06.07.2024

Hey y’all! Today I’m ranting about why I think we need to act more like kids sometimes! Come see me on this 10 day tour if you’re in the area! Thanks to all of you who have upgrades to a PAID subscription! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

*Early Access* Little House Of The Dragon S2E2&3 06.07.2024

Hey y’all Lady Kirby and I haven chosen to do this podcast bi-weekly meaning we will cover 2 episodes at a time (up until the finale, which will get its own episode!) We think this makes the show flow more actually, which is nice cause the main reason we are doing it is scheduling conflicts 🤣 Video will be out later and you will notice we’ve decided on a more casual setting for the… well, set lol...

Me and General Custer are The Same Age (+ Thoughts On Dystopias) 02.07.2024

Good afternoon, friends! Back in the park rantin! Hope yall enjoyed the livestream this past Sunday! Full video will be out later this week! Love ya! ‘Corey Merch: CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

3 Clicks & A Hick: The Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am Part 1! 23.06.2024

Hey Substackers! Enjoy your Friday night entertainment and prepare to be flooded with stories of my Disney Travels from now until next Friday! If you’re not active in the Substack chat, get the app and remedy that! We chat in there on the daily! Love ya! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.su...

Rantin and Motivatin'! 18.06.2024

Hey y’all! Today i am NOT in the park because it is HOT AS HELL! But i’m rantin anyways! Mostly here to give you a little pick me up on your way home from the first work day of the week! I did have a little revelation at the mall though that i wanted to tell y’all bout…. listen (or watch!) to find out what it is! ‘Corey Thanks to the 10 new people who decided to become PAID subscribers on Fathers...

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