Clown People

Sup Cum Pigs, Brieana's best friend in the world NATALIE has JOINED THE CLOWNS! She talks about diet and how bat-bullshit insane Maam and her medical/dietary advice is! 

Whats up clownpigs, Brieana took a shit that was so horrific, it inspired physical consequence. AMONG OTHER THINGS. Listen today!

Pig Cum Sups, WERE AT JACK HALLS HOUSE! We were gunna talk about stuff, AND WE DO, but a piece of shit chunk of COCOMELS TAFFY ripped out my fucking crown. It's fixed now but DUDE. BOO. BOO AT YOU, COCOMELS.

Happy one-year to us! We've brought you delicious 20 minutes of yumyums week after week, SOMETIMES MORE, for a whole ass year now! What better way to celebrate than this week's episode; We have honorary clown Glenn joining us, with our other semi-regular pigfart, Sam Buck! Enjoy the riffs you WORMS.

Easter has come yet again, and just as Jesus rose from his cave or whatever, Brieana rose as EGG HUNT CHAMPION. [sic] Alyis is our clown on the ground, joining us for festivities!

We got pulled over in Shirley, MA by the ULTIMATE TOWNIE. We're not saying this man was slow, but even Roberto could beat this mans spoken words per minute in a foot race.

This ones for anyone who's ever asked us "OMG SO HOW WAS THE ROAD?!?" For everyone else... Idk, listen anyway for funny stories from Florida and shit. Tales within!

Our sweet, beautiful, little baklava Greek pig pal Theo Konstantino joins us in the #1 top 1%'r car studio to record an episode 3X LONGER AND THICKER than our average episode.

ALL BOUT BAMA TODAY BABY! Talkin' the mouth breathiest weebs you ever done did seen, we're talkin WALMART tragedies, taaaalkiiiin FEARS. Give a listen, give a follow, give a kidney. Love you bye!

Oh boy oh boy, it's an episode with top honorary family clown, Alyis! Clown on the grounds comin at ya from Baltimore! The whole city needs milk! We got some intense (for us, mid by B-more standards) stories from the beautiful Charm City.

We are S T I L L in Trevor's trashy clown car. We talked about the hot pepper show I put on at THE PINT in WORCESTER (Shout out Marco and Matt), some people think it's a bad idea, but dumb assholes choking to death from a vegetables natural defense will never not make me laugh. SO MUCH milk was consumed.

We're STILL in Trevor's car, we're never gunna get the smell out of our clothes and/or/also skin. Some say, to this day, Trevor still has 5002290 dicks drawn on his windows, and on a foggy night you can see them.

Cum Sup Pigs, it's a bonus episode! This time we all learned an important lesson all comics have to come to terms with at some point: You don't need to say yes to every gig. To pass the time on the 700 hour drive to western, MA we recorded a pod with our buddy Tim Ciampa! 

We're still in Trevor's trashy clown car, and Al's ballsack smells HORRIFIC. We tried to talk about literally anything else, but it all kept coming back to smells. Between Al's balls, Brieana's farts, and Trevor's natural musk, this episode STINKS.

Good lord, this week we have Trevor "Dickless Pig" Dion, and BOY does everyone get under Al's skin. He HATES microwaves, and will be the only clown without stage 4 radiation poisoning APPARENTLY. 

Our favorite pig (Fuck you Trevor) Glenn joins us again! We talk about family secrets (oOoOoOo), Glenn's ridiculous co-worker, circumcision, and more! Give us a big ol listen you sloppy slut.

Sup cum clowns, it's A BONUS EPISODE! We called Deed again and hoo boy, friends, it was a doozy. Deed in FULL effect. E N J O Y.

Glenn joins us again, and this time we're talkin sack, baby. Balls, Kinks Drugs, MOTHERS? Give it a listen you dirty lil fiends.

What's up clown pigs, it's a bonus episode! This was recorded BACK IN AUGUST, did you know Brieana's mom and dad have birthdays only one day apart? CONVENIENT! Maam and Deed were BOTH put on the call, like the worst timeline of the parent trap. ENJOY!

The clowns here at Clown Central for Clown People Podcast are pleased to announce our SECOND honorary clown, Glenn Ginish. The first was Trevor Pigdick Dion, but I don't think we made a big deal about it because fuck you Trevor, you pig. ANYWAY, Glennifer comes from Rhode Island, so he is a disgusting trash person, but we love him anyway. Tomorrow is Brieana's birthday, so celebrate by listening t...

Phil never got the toast.

Oh for what yonder doth the Nookie break? Brieana and Al discovered the dumbest show about awful music on YouTube, and we cannot recommend it enough. 

What's up cumpigs, we have another STEAMING BONUS episode for ya! Our good pal Phil Sullivan has joined us at the Denny's in Worcester to record some hot content for you to enjoy. Will Phil ever get his toast? Some say he's still waiting for it. Phil's in a solid contest with Glenn for the most sultry voice to be on the pod! This was recorded super long ago so some of the info is a lil outdated, i...

Me and Al "taught" a "comedy" "class" to "kids" (scary teen/adults) at Job Corp, and here's what WE learned. Clowns on the ground doing field research into alternative schools and cafeteria food. 

We were stuck in traffic so standstill for so long I had Al jump out and grab the pod stuff because I had I R E . Clowns on the ground, coming at ya!