Clown People

We're still at Alyis' house (from last summer) and we ate our pizza and decided to call my dad (Deed. You have mom and dad, we have Maam and Deed.)

Last summer we visited Alyis' house in Baltimore MD! He has no central AC.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YA BUNCHA PIGS! What a fantastic episode to drop on this special day of days.  SCENE: Me and Al, nude, in bed at a very cheap hotel, empty domino's box on the dresser.     Wipeout is on the TV, and we already took our melatonin and trazadone. The TBS reboot of Wipeout is playing softly on the TV illuminating our greasy flaps splayed out on the 100 thre...

This whole episode was recorded over the course of a whole ass day! We got whack ass Subways in Franklin MA, scary fields in rural CT, and amazing hotel cable commercials! Our sanity just devolves, so check it out.

Al has an older brother, I have a little brother, we talk about em! Brothers!

We witnessed a brutal assault in a holy house of weiner, and then talked about some of the physically largest WEEN WEENS on earth.

In this episode, Brieana really shows off her big galaxy brain genius plans to solve world hunger when she was but just a young ( but somehow definitely way too old) child!

Trevor is still in the car and my upholstery will never recover.

We got our favorite dickless pig Trevor Dion back and in the Car/Studio! During the time of recording, he was in full swing producing comedy shows with (former ?) NBA Celtics player BB Glenn. Please listen even if only to find out what this man's hype music is, because pals: we were not ready. PART II Out tomorrow!

Oh boy you guys, we have not just one pal joining us today... but T W O! Sam Buck lives up the road from me, and Nichole Auclair is a dirty quahog clam from Rhode Island that we like to hang out with/pressure wash from time to time. We went to Wal-Mart and did all kinds of stuff today. #RhinoToe #IceSkate

Some may say the ideal location to record is a professional studio. Some may say if you don't have that, a padded closet or perhaps even a car would work. Some may say an Applebee's is inappropriate, acoustically unideal, and just an all around, across the board bad place to record spoken word media. Well we're dumb as shit so we recorded inside of an Applebee's. Third wheel on our date and give t...

Al had to go to the ER because his big ol dumb tooth was hurtin', and other stuff!

We got our bud Trevor Dion today and we talk about his lesbian grandma and whatever else this pig likes!

Talkin' all kinds of shit bout genitals and other stuff. Just give it a listen pig!

Al takes Brieana onto a date to a bowling alley that is now closed as shit, and they played Tekken. RIP Mason's. 

We did a crossover episode! Danny Killea had us on his podcast Dinner At Your Place? And it was so refreshing we had to have him on ours so he could tell us he thinks *checks notes* gay people *checks again* fuck donkeys??? Or something, I don't know, guess you'll just have to listen. Okay love you all bye!

Clowns on the ground doing field research into the world of Spicy Mtn Dew, and many of others life's little regrets.

Maam has FINALLY MADE HER DEBUT ON THE POD! 45 hole ass minutes of MAAM being fucking MAAM all up on the mic, much to her chagrin.

We talk draft Mountain Dew (as is the high cultured pigs way) and Brieana wants to eat an onion out of Al's bussy (WHAT??? I do not remember this being canon.)

This episode was originally supposed to come out in a few months, but I have to release it now or I'll die. Please enjoy the greatest story ever as told by our massive friend Johnny Tylers!

We talk crawly creepies, and Maam flips a fuckin truck dawg.

Brieana, Al, and the gang recorded a podcast during Roberto's annual Halloween party. He was on molly, his neighbors mad as hell, and we deep dive into all kinds of hot button topics. Give it a listen, it'll be just like you were there if you had cool friends! I even edited out the person who lost their phone + gramular of coke and made us stop to look for it!

Al ate too many seabugs and almost did a turd, AND Craig Robinson??? In the same episode? (he's not a guest) (YET.) Find out more HwHaaAaAaaAAt

If it ain't Arbor Day, it can fart on my pig balls.

Mr. and Mrs. Goldflaps describe how difficult it is to be a dang ol' rich elite pig in this climate (the climate is hot because the rich ruined the environment).