Clown People

Oh boy it's Clown People here with a very special guest: Bill Squire! We got to hang out in his cool Cleveland clown compound and we were like "Hey Bill! We have a 20 minute podcast where we just make fun jokes and fart and stuff! U wanna do it?" and he was like "What if we did a *35* minute episode about media literacy and other political qualms?" and we were like "Ok...

WHATTUP CLOWN HOLESSSS It's just us in the clown car today, and Brieana's been helping Maam Doordash! It's like baby driver, but fat as shit! Altercations! Maam lore! What more could you want?! LISTEN TODAY! RATE 50000000 STARS! KISSES!

WELCOME BACK to the big brain money schemes podcast! Whattup pigs it's us in the clown car today talkin' about our most recent time at the carnival! Al gets propositioned! We proposition! It's called COMMERCE, DUMMYS!!!! Anyway, please listen and rate 900000 stars, anything less and your brain smooth as the breeze! KISSES!

What it doooo our clownball friends? Tata promised us a pants where he shit his story, but we're not so sure he's telling the HOLE TRUTH!!!! Listen today wherever you consume fart pods, bonus points if you play it out loud at your work and force all your coworkers to listen!!!

What up clown pigs, episode TWO TWO TWO: TATA TOILET TROUBLES - Letter of the day is T! Which is perfect and just what today's guest needs, it's Elliot Tata!! Listen to this whacky fuck today or whenever!

WHATS UP CLOWNHOLES, hope you're doing well! This weeks emotionally charged episode is all about what AL'S LITTLE SISTER REA DID TO BRIEANA!! ON! BRIEANA'S! BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! Unbelievable, the kids are not alright, and Brieana is never going to beat the allegations it's not just about the cake. LISTEN TODAY!

Whattup clownhogs, we still got Theo in the clown cave today and we're not a visual pod, but we're really taking you on a audio tour of the visuals of the clown cave! THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS! Listen today or UH OH!!!!!! BIG BAD NEWS COMING YOUR WAY!!!! You're gunna think yeah right but when something goes wrong, theres gunna be a lil thought in the back of your head like fuck I...

Welcome back to the death and grieving podcast, we have a very special guest on: THEO KONSTANTINO!!!! Coming at you live right after his mothers funeral! We do all kinds of fun songs because if you're not laughing you're crying, but if you can't laugh then you can SING and then you can laugh so you're not crying!!!! Listen today or have five days of bad luck!!!!

What up clown holes, we got Cam Ohh and Gami Hamjane in the back seat and surprise surprise, it's all about Gabi and her horrific life decisions! We recorded this almost a whole year ago and you'd never know it! Wow! She's excellent at character development! If you are her therapist, please listen to this episode!! For everyone else, listen to feel better about your own life!

We're getting MUSICAL in the clown car today! Special guest in the clown car is Logan O'Brien! What makes him special? Not much other than that he is here with us today still by the grace of god and hidden healthy liver molecules! LISTEN TODAY AND YOULL HAVE THREE DAYS OF GOOD LUCK!

What's up clown pigs, today is Al's BIRTHDAY!!! PEW PEW PEW PEWWWW!!!!! And to celebrate here's an episode we recorded so long ago the friendship dynamic of this group changed about 16 times, so long ago it looped back around and we're all friends again SO ITS NOT WEIRD to have Gami Hamjones and LogieObie in the same clown car!!! Listen today for clout and prosperity!

YEAH YEAH YEAH! We got our dear dear friend Ced Boogie in the clown car today! What an absolute volcano of a man lol, enjoy the episode! If you don't like it, take solace in the fact that immediately after recording, the clown car got T-Boned :D lol

Aughhhhhhh, eugh *burp* hurf durf? Durf hurf daughhh augh. Sorry, tried voice to texting the episode description, but we're in a total fkn food coma from the FOOD EXPO! We finally went and we recorded *IMMEDIATELY* after! Once in a lifetime experience, listen and live a meaty mukbang life vicariously through us!

What up Clownholes, this weeks episode about having a tough time (and boy did we have no idea how much harder it was gunna get later that week! FORESHADOWING!) and how you know what? We LIKE that our life is hard, we think it's FUCKING COOL AND ALSO RAD! We also talk about Yiayia some more because that woman is hilarious. LISTEN ANYWHERE! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

WHATS UP CLOWN HOLES! This week we're clowning on Al's little sister Rea because god DAMNIT Rea how did you fuck up parking this goddamn bad? MY GOD. This episode made us laugh so hopefully this will resonate with anyone who has a FUCKING DIPSHIT teenager in their life! Oh god WE'RE OLD!!!!! Anyway we gotta go say three hail skibidi's and go to bed now. KISSES!

WHATTUP CLOWNPIGS We got a very special guest in the clown car today, IT'S MATT MCARTHUR!!! We talk about Bagpipes and bagpipe accessories and then get into the IMPORTANT TOPICS like M I L K! Listen today on spootles or wherever you get silly ding dong pods!

WHÜTS ÜP CLOWNHOLES! This week it's just us and we're talking about all kinds of hardships we dealt with (a few months ago when we recorded during a blizzard), way too much earwax, and eventually we round out the episode with the GREATEST CULINARY IDEA OF ALL FÜCKIN TIME - Sorry we're such ENTREPRENEÜRS! Keep an eye out for our new RestaÜrant COMING SÜN!

What it doooo Clownholes! We're still in Princess Snowball's palace and this weeks episode we finally hear her out on her A.) Elmo impression and B.) Unexpected love of Nascar! Listen today you fuckin FREAKS! Kisses <3

Howdho Clownholes, we went to Gabini's candyland ass house and recorded with her about all kinds of shit (mostly geometry and like national locations and shit) so settle down and listen to our big brain smart pod today!

How's it going clownpals, THIS IS GREAT NEWS: We're talkin all kinds of BEANS and Yiayia-isms today so hunker down with big ol bowla beans and TUNE IN!

What's up CLOOOOWN holes! HAPPY 6/9! Nicest day of the year! A bunch of months ago we went and saw 28 Years Later: THE BONE TEMPLE and it was fuckin sick dude - DON'T LISTEN IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILARS otherwise idk, listen to get a perfect synopsis and in depth analysis of this film, we are very smart and serious, yes.

Hey hey Clownholes! We met Nate Hanet a few months ago, today he's BACK and joining us is Joe Jensen! We talk about old timey afflictions and how much medical science has grown, and even sing some songs together! It was a rootin' tootin' good time so give a lil listen today! Also check us out on their Pod, Perfect Crimes Podcast!

Hey there Clownpigs, hope y'all are doing well! It's not often that Al is the smart one on the pod, but as seen from Exhibit A: Brieana whistle-cackling every 6 seconds, SOMETHING WAS IN THE WATER this day, but man was it a lot of fun to record! Listen to what is quite possibly the dumbest episode to date!

Auuuughhhhhhhh... Hey..... Hey clownholes, we're in the Clown Cave with Austin (Gabi went home because she's weak of heart and spirit) to record a post-Dennys podcast, and oh my god help us - we have to shit so bad! But Austin was still there and we pulled through to provide another excellent episode of Clown People just for you! Load up on some crazy pancakes and settle in for a real 4D e...

Hey hey Clownpals, Gabini and Austin are still here in the Clown Cave and we finally really get into what each of these eligible partners need to do to become the true prize hogs they're destined to be! Will they take each others (or anyone's) advice? MAYHAPS! Find out today on CLOWN PEOPLE PODCAST PEWPEWPEWWWWW! Kisses!