Clown People

The clowns are joined by their most favorite prized piglet Trevor, and we reminisce on the time Brieana brought his sweet summer pig ass to the strip club.

Me and Al were waiting for all the guests who wanted to be on to get good and drunk before coming down, so in the meantime, we read all the reviews of the wedding venue!

Trevor questions his friend group, but what isn't questionable is that Trevor definitely has a Milky Vibe.

Dear friends of the pod Roberto and Laura got married! They had the idea to have us live-pod the wedding - but it's probably for the best we just did it at the afterparty.

Trevor's back and we all ate pizza, so much pizza that the clowns got sick, but nevertheless we persisted and recorded fun funs for you. Trevor of course was FINE because he is a pig man.

HEY NOOOOOW! We have our dear friend Tiny on the pod!

All Camels Are Beautiful.

Brieana had an art show at Electric Haze in Worcester, MA. and she really wanted to do a live podcast to distract from the fact people were going to perceive her dumb paintings, but fortunately Chris let us do it! It was a ton of fun doing it live so we hope to do that again somewhere cool soon!

Brieana has a doctor now and talks about all those weird smells she's gotta deal with, and Al recants a situation that happened at the Pint (Beer Giggles, 8pm every Wednesday night at the Pint in Worcester on Shrewsbury St! LIVE COMEDY! Unless you're a mean old bitch, in which case stay home.)

Some people wouldn't think "Hey, you know who would make a good guest? Your ex-fiancé." But that would be normal people, and this is CLOWN PEOPLE. This episode has Brieana's Ex-Fiancé Scott as a guest, and it has critics (Al) raving "He's a pretty cool guy."

Brieana thought the Runescape grind would end when her spine stopped grinding, but turns out she's back to being FUCKIN' SWEATY. She started playing '07 and has literally never been able to fully quit this game since. It has trapped her soul. The Amish people were right. Anyway, she got recruited into a clan (IT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT. IT'S A UK BASED GAME. GUILDS IS WoW.) via Al&...

PEW PEW PEW PEEEEEEW, Brieana's Highschool friend Elliot has JOINED the clowns for a clown car trip down memory lane!

March 29th was Brieana's 30th birthday yeah woo yeah! It happened to fall on a Wednesday, which is the night we host our weekly live comedy show at the Pint in Worcester, so Jack Hall hosted a birthday roast show for Brieana and afterwards we recorded a special birthday episode with our favorite clownpig, Trevor! Highlights and such from the show within!

We're so excited it's finally time for these episodes to come out! We were on the road last winter, and when we were in Atlanta, GA our good friend Brennan Weaver (BeWe) who is from Chicago, happened to be in ATL the same time we were! So we did what any NORMAL couple would do, and invited him to our hotel room to record and slop down pizza. Enjoy!

Seriously, this circus ruled. If you can check out a flip circus show, go do it. For it for us, do it for the bear, do it for Steve.

We were in NYC almost a year ago at this point, and BOY were we ahead of schedule! Just in time for Al's Birthday that was yesterday! Happy Birthday to our Dear Al! Enjoy the CPP with our good friend Duffy <3

YO WE WENT TO THE FUCKING CIRCUS and it. was. AWESOME. Before you crawl up our ass, there were no animals to be exploited. Just a bunch of acrobatic weirdos and a smol ringleader.

Sup cumpigs, Al and Sam Buck we're RAILING white (black? it was chocolate milk) russians in my office and this is the result of that. I also make fun of Sam Buck and plea to headline Nick's Comedy Stop, but PLOT TWIST! I AM! Catch Brieana headlining Nick's Comedy Stop August 25th 2023! That's right Sam, you're nothing but PROMO FOR ME NOW. PIG.

Sup Cum Pigs, we got another mid bonus episode with mid guest Sam "mid" Buck. Talking all kinds of mid topics!

You know what? YOU'RE driving home from Canada now, and weirdly pinpoint hyper-fixated on Amish people. Anyway, we discuss their delicious, delicious baked goods. Big ups for hand pies.

Sup clownpigs, IT'S A BONUS EPISODE! Sam Buck (of Sam Buck's Bucked Up Podcast, hosted by Sam Buck) took a day out of his busy schedule of writing inspirational Facebook posts and defending himself against H8R's to record an episode with us! We went Black Friday shopping, which is every layer of Brieana's personal hell. 

Brieana is STILL obsessed with Amish people. and if it weren't for the fact that we are STILL in a modern car driving home from Canada, we would probably become one.

What's up clownpigs, we are STILL driving home from Canada this week, and if we didn't hate upstate NY before, we certainly do now! Amish people are cool tho.

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Happy 4th of July! What better way to celebrate than recording an episode while we drive home to AMERICA from Canada! We went to Toronto and saw all kinds of EXOTIC and FOREIGN things and concepts! Mostly Canadian McDonalds stuff. But. Yknow. Glad to be home. USA! USA! USA!