Clown People

Trevors back in the clownosphere this week to discuss how he is less cool than most, if not all, octopus and octopus adjacent creatures.

Al slept way too long and doesn't feel good, his brain has finally molassestized into a sugary goo tumor. We also rip each others hairs out. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

The clowns are getting EXISTENTIAL this week because of some slim jims we saw at the gas station. What happens to our cured meats when we die?!

Brieana hyper-fixated on something stupid in the local town group again, which led to the discovery that Al doesn't know what Lisa Frank is. Unreal!

This week we narrowly avoided being part of a poly-fuck pit in the Ralph's Rock Diner bathroom, a harrowing escape indeed! To make up for it, we show all you boned up weirdo's what you're missing every night by going over our nightly routine!

We took part in local politics despite the fact we very obviously did NOT belong, because fuck those yuppies who think they're gunna tell us where we can and can't park our clown car full of trash!

The exciting conclusion of The Airship has everything you need, ACTION! DRAMA! BOOFING! Listen now!

Happy New Year! The Clowns continue the chase of Alexandria in hot pursuit of the Clown figurines and THE ORB (More importantly - the Clown figurines). Al achieves some personal goals, and the plot's thicker than Trevor's big ol' ass!

We hope you all had a good holiday, our gift to you is Part I of what may be our favorite episodes ever recorded! Introducing: THE AIRSHIP, a heist DnD story by Trevor Dion.

Trevor wants to run his own podcast idea with us, and it involves playing Dungeons and Dragons, so this episode is Brieana building her character because Trevor asked her to do it and she never did. CONTENT BAYBEEE!

Trevor ain't shit but nugs and riffs!

Al did a good deed and helped a couple kids in need of jumper cables, and as a thank you they bought him a bunch of movies from the Red Box. The real gift was watching "Prisoners of the Ghostland" and showing Cam the greatest Nicolas Cage scene of all time.

Introducing new honorary clown Cam Ohh! What a delightful man suffering from RBF (Resting Butt Flaps).

True Crime Clown Time! Al's diabete's kit (The Bete Bag, thank you) was STOLEN from an open mic in Worcester, but super sleuth Brieana "Eagle Eye" Woodward teamed up with a wooden bat-totin', hot-dog slanging gangster ass bish (Shout out the Dawg Alley on Millbury St.!) to track it down!

We're back in the clowncar with our bestest pig friend Trevor, talkin' all bout how he finally got himself a lady friend*! Exciting developments in the Dion-dome. *Nvm lol she has since regained her sense of sight and smell. This episodes still fun tho!

The Clowns are still stuck on the movie kick, so we watched Boondock Saints. If you ever want to hate a movie, definitely watch a bunch of bangers by Martin McDonagh and Guy Ritchie, and then the brain vomit of some townie from Conneticut.

The clowns are joined by their good friends Zach Stewart and his boyfriend Anthony Rinaldi, where we try to talk about Anthony's play but move on to something way more important: food!

The Clowns went to Denny's, saw our favorite server of all time, and were shooketh by a male model (we're assuming) who is moonlighting at Dendens!

Recorded after Brieana's big headlining night at Nick's Comedy Stop, the clowns got slopped up on onigiri and recorded an episode with their good pals Matt Bedell and Brian Sullivan!

We rank the top 5 (6 technically) Martin McDonagh movies, plus the Lobster because we REALLY just love Colin Farrell. What a wonderful, wildly weird man.

Brieana's had her little brother on the pod, and now it's time for Al's little sister to join the fray! Family Trauma Bonding ahoy!

The stars aligned and our 69th episode happened to be about Grimace Cum, so I think we believe in religion now.

This is like a bonus bonus episode, because we got Drunkberto and Jamal on the pod, and it's back to riffcity baybeee!

Ever get an earworm so horrific you just keep singing the SAME ONE LINE over and over and over again because you can't physically scratch your brain to get the song out? Well that happened to us, and we had some musical realizations!

The NEWLYWEDS have finally joined the pod, and we talk all about the happenings of their wonderful day full of love and ass sweat!