Clown People

After a long D&D break, the dragon and elf are going nappy till next time, so the Clowns are back! The Clown Car has seen some shit and had many a narrow escape, so it's time we delve into our personal Top 5's for the WORST CARS (and their drivers) that we encounter on the road, of all time!

The final CONCLUSION of the Wand saga with your humble D&D DUNGEON MASTER (using the term 'master' loosely, fuck you Trevor) TREVOR DION! pewpewpewwwww!

We continue on from last weeks episode of the D&D Campaign "The Wand" written by Trevor Dion (and totally doesn't infringe on any copyright of existing books about magic trustfund kid schools or whatever. Trevor is an LGBT ICON and loves trans people, so he's automatically ahead of the game.)

Happy July pigs! Trevor wrote another D&D campaign for us to try out, so the clowns are taking a break and in our stead, POST OFFICE BOX the sick as hell big ass dragon person and ThunderDick MacPungus the big ass Elf with HUGE balls (no dick) are off on another adventure! Part 1 of 3, LFG.

Brian Sullivan is still within the safe warm walls of the Clown Car and we discuss the intricacies of clamato juice and whatever else!

Brian Sullivan joins the Clowns in the WHAT? THE CLOWN CAR. We discuss the pizza sauce and lore of Espressos in Fitchburg, and we just love him so much and SO WILL YOU, so give a lil listen today!

Trevor is still crumbing up the backseat of the Clown Car, but it's okay because we're HATCHING PLOTS and cooking up SCHEMES in here! Give a listen and follow for more MONEY MAKING TIPS!

Trevor the Crumb Clown himself is back in the Clown Car, and Brieana learned a new SLANG (and totally wasn't hyper-fixated on it AT ALL) - Don't be crumb, come get hip with us today!

Liam McGurk joins us in the Clown Car after we have a delightful day doing our favorite activity: Hitting the arcade! This is the second time we terrorized Fun World in Nashua, NH, and we can't wait to do it again soon, the Truck Game is calling to us.

NO IT'S NOT ABOUT US FUCKING. This is from Thanksgiving you FREAKS. Speaking of freaks, do you know what's in Greek stuffing? Because Brieana sure fucking didn't, and Al let her eat like 5 bites of it. Witness our cultural breakdown today!

PEW PEW PEEEEW It's our 100th episode! We've been putting out at least 1 episode a week (peep our bonus episodes! Over 100 with them included) for nearly two whole years! From our humble beginnings ripping on Maam, to adding clowns to the clown car and torturing poor Trevor, it has been a wild and whacky ride and we thank you for following along! We went live at the Pint (58 Shrewsbury St....

This Beany bitch James Firth joins us in the Clown Car to discuss real American values, hating the police and Candy Land! Put the pepper spray down and give a listen today!

Al and Brieana are biting the bullet and getting down to the real historic nitty gritty and (wo?)man's greatest invention!

Finally releasing this episode with our new regular clown, renowned pig man, ENEMY of women everywhere: Logan O'Brien! We talked about Vegas and whatever else, who knows we recorded this last year so we forgot. Listen to the episode and tell us!

Al and Brieana are back in the car to discuss the intricacies of 90's hit songs about big dumb doofuses! You know what's NOT a jagged lil pill? This episode! Listen now! Okay bye!

Cam Ohh is back in the clown car talking about every gay man's number 1 fandom: ...Star Wars? What a fuckin NEEEEERRRRRRRRD.

Commando Clown Glenn is finally back after a long absence of being lost in the clown-byss! We're glad to have this pig back on the pod though, so give our humble lil catch up sesh a listen!

Brieana continues living in denial of the degradation of her sight, but maybe it's for the best because otherwise we wouldn't have gotten this excellent episode! Perfect for sport lovers everywhere!

TRUE CLOWN CRIME hours this week on CLOWN PEOPLE! No sack of potato or potato adjacent product is safe from our big brain heists!

Brandon is back this week with all kinds of smells and scents! Do you smell your floss?

Introducing new honorary clown: Brandon Pires! What a delight of a man, so happy to have him join the clownosphere. We get to know him and talk about all kinds of stuff like vampires and bloodborne illnesses!

Brieana farted so bad that Alyis is only on this episode for 7 minutes, but that didn't stop us from discussing the wildest Maam scheme to date!

Introducing (Kinda, him and his boyfriend were in Bonus Episode 29) a new honorary clown, Zach Stewart! We're glad to have him around to bring CULTURE and ARTS to the clown car! Listen to this weeks episode to hear all about the play we saw together!

More rants on class from the clowns this week, which eventually devolve into the greatest (dumbest) riff of all time (so far).

This week the Clowns discuss a subject very near and dear to their hearts: bored rich kids appropriating poor culture and RUINING everything with their irony bro bullshit. Also how awesome and ungentrifiable flea markets are!