Clown People

Brieana and Al rank their top 3 movies to bust out a big fat sob too! What movies make you cry? DO YOU EVEN FEEL? Let us know in the comments on Spotify or Instagram! Weep along on Spotify or wherever you get peaPods today!

Trevor Dion's got a dude date coming up! T-dawg and Cam Ohh join us today and we all help prepare Trevvy for his upcoming super gay dudate. Meanwhile, the B-plot of this episode is the milk is ravaging Brieana's system. Listen on Spotify or wherever you let pods tickle your tiny lil eardrums!

Cam Ohh and Trevor Dion join us for maybe our grossest episode to date! We give our yuckiest food takes, and we end up pausing to go to Wendys to try out Cam Ohh's nugget combination that sounds like a war crime. Discover our verdict and other horrific facts about us within the walls of these 27 minutes. Listen on Spotify or wherever you consume Poddles!

The Clowns are back at resident party animal Roberto's house! He threw his annual Halloween party, and like his other parties we attend, we recorded a special episode of Clown Peoplle with the rotating cast of freaks in attendance! It was very chaotic so we tried something new where we just clipped the highlights of everything recorded and did lil in-betweens, and we think it came out pretty decen...

Get your dick milky with our new episode featuring Cam Ohh and Trevor Dion! Brieana drinks a LOT of milk (in life and throughout the episode) and there totally wasn't any negative repercussions. Listen on Spotify or wherever you listen to Poddingtons!

Theo's still in the clown car and we're all talking about DRANKS and Brieana is SICK and tired of Mocktails. Bring back the pussy discount!

Our favorite lil Greek pig Theo Konstantino joins us in the clown car to record an ON LOCATION EPISODE at the Encore Resort and Casino (in the parking garage below where no one could see us, WHERE WE BELONG.) We talk insulin and gaming (goes together like cookies and milk). Listen on Spotify or wherever you consume PODS (and find us on Patreon! We post early eps, behind the scenes, fun videos, and...

We watched Kaiju no. 8 and the theme song really resonated with us, unfortunately the musician did not. We listened to the whole discography - we fuckin tried. Anyway, riffs ahead, listen now, wherever whenever.

The clowns did NOT get good sleep, but had a long drive, so they started recording to originally complain - I mean, admire motorcyclists, and how 9 out of 10 times they're not driving like total cocks, but somehow ended up on Al trying to teach Brieana the history of Hotel Rwanda? Idfk man, just take an Adderall and listen to the episode.

We're taking Brieana's bit about boinkin' cartoons to the pod - What cartoon did you wanna fuck? Don't be shy, the clowns + Cam Ohh and Nate Hilli certainly weren't.

Do you guys remember those 90's lil childrens shows?! We remembered them with our clown pals Nat and Timmy Weagle with a surprise guest nearish the end! Join us on the path to enlightenment (understanding the concept of Gullah Gullah Island) on Spotify or wherever you listen to poderoos!

What's up clownpigs, we got Cam Ohh and Nate Hilli in the clown car today, and we're* doing our goddamn best to not get redpilled. *Brieana is the only one resisting the redpill-maxxing. Also something about eggs. Listen today!

What's up clown pigs we have our dear clown pals Nat and Timmy Weagle joining us to chat it up and participate in our favorite past time: Singing jingles! Reminisce on how advertisements successfully commandeered our psyche on spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts and find us on PAAATREEEEEEOOOON pew pew pewwwwwww!

You can't get more white trash than a VFW hall'd event. It's our favorite type of event! These halls are very versatile, weddings, baby showers, funerals - they're a real one stop shop for all of life's lil events (if you're trash enough, anyway. It's actually LAW that you must bring at least ONE crockpot of Beans & Weens or else you don't get to see your family...

Today we have a dear guest on, Joe Rogers from Kitsap County Comedy in Bremerton, WA! We had such a good time with him, SO please enjoy the soothing sultry voice of Joe as he recounts a tale of two neighbors and exposure (full frontal and otherwise)!

Nate Hilli joins us in the clown car once again for some more high class culture analysis. We dive deep into the rabbit's hole about gooning and other terms of phrase from the brain rot era. We have become clown pilled. I'm caption maxxing right now. Listen to the episodes to get more in tune with the YOUTH.

Our absolute favorite clown pig of all time Brennan Weaver (AKA: BeWe, Beenis Weenis, BeenWeen, and Nut Neck) joins us on the pod again to spin yarns of CULTURE and WHIMSY! Another top fav piggy, TJ Remec, is also scurrying around on the walls around us. We're talkin' ALL the staples! HVAC! GLUE TRAPS! RELATIONSHIPS (w/DUMB SLUTS)! Let's fuckin go dude, GET IN THE CLOWN CAR TODAY!

Introducing a new regular clown to the clown car: Nate Hilli! He joins us to discuss the intricacies and outracacies of CTE and other BIG! BRAIN! MOVES!

The clown car pulled into Chicago many moons ago, and when we say this might be one of our favorite episodes of all time - We fuckin mean it. Joining us on the pod is our dear dear friend Dan McCurdy, the wonderful Dan Hamel, and the most creative, insane, (and in this instance very very drunk) person we've ever met: Brennan Weaver! Do yourself a favor, strap in, and give this episode a spin t...

Another (what we thought was a) LOST EPISODE - Montana with Deed! We finally got to hang out with him IRL, and he is as Deed as ever! Al talks about his experiences with the locals, and we we're watching GSN. How many clowns does it take to figure out a Wheel of Fortune puzzle? At least three according to this episode.

Fuck you MBTA, but also thank you; Because of your NEGLIGENCE we had to drive Davey Pee back to his home in Boston over an hour away, instead of going straight to mY HOME 6 MINUTES AWAY, BUT! We got this fun ass episode with the sweetest boy to ever enter the comedic realm. We love Davey Pee and you will too!

What's up Clownpigs, we found a couple files that we thought we LOST FOREVER, so not exactly the most chronologically ordered of episodes - but this week we tell you all about our time at Circus Circus in Vegas, from when we were THEREEEEE! Listen to us get disillusioned in real time!

We are so happy to have had the honor of getting the incredible Maya Manion into the Clown Car! We discuss HOT TRENDS in media, like Columbo!

Brieana and Al had to go to Home Depot, and MAN were the verbal tics on full steam the fuck ahead. We got pitched for solar panels (kinda) and brother we were NOT at Home Depot for SOLAR PANELS. Noots and burlts only. We also talk about our new favorite piece of representative media, Love on the Spectrum (the Australian version)! NOICE! NOW THATS NOICE!

The Clowns went to the movies with Cam Ohh to see Yorgos Lanthimos's's's new F I L M, Poor Things! We are CULTURE CLOWNS NOW! I think we discuss the movie for like 6 entire seconds in earnest before going back to our regular Cam rambles.