Clown People

Theo Konstantino joins the clown car, and they all went to KFC where we discovered Theo orders too gruff for Brieana's liking! Listen today and discern who's side your on! Theos, or the right side of history! (Note from editor in chief Al: Brieana really did some tight ass editing and audio production on this one frfr)

April Fools Al and Brieana are in the clown car today with Al trying his best to teach Brieana about all kinds of indentured choclitude and other uncool shit Nestle and other chocolatiers been up to! Learn you something new on spotify or apple or via whatever other capitalist corporation ruining someone's day today!

Nate Hilli and Cam Ohh join Brieana and Al in the clown car where Hilliam had some HOT TEA he was excited to share and we we're lukewarm at best to receive! Play our podcast out of a listening device today! Even if you don't like it, just mute it and let it play, we don't know the difference!

We clowns on the ground here are stoked to finally put this episode out! Back in December when Jack Grady came all the way out to MA for our New Years (Eve of the eve of the eve) show, he was gracious enough to join us in the clown car for a pod! We talk about magic (cards & shit), magic (of SHOWBIZ, BAYBEEEE), and important internet culture! One of the coolest and kindest guys around, what an...

We did the viral (...like 4 months ago. WE HAVE A LONG QUEUE OKAY.) "Hear Me Out Cake" Challenge, but without the cake, and Cam had like 193 picks and me and al had like 4 combined, so really it was Cam just telling us the various creatures and characters he'd like to fuck I guess.

Cait the Clown and Vinny are back again for a bonus episode that really got into who they are as people: Aficionados of slim jims and bidets. Nothing pairs better than cured meat snacks and bumblasters! And nothing pairs better than those two and us, so listen today!

Brieana and Al discussing all kinds of schematics involving pyramids (we're not tryna sell you anything, we really are just scheming for a pyramid in this episode). LISTEN TODAY!

Cait the Clown and Vinny are still joining us to give us more insider tea on professional clownery! They are some of the most lovable people on this planet so please give them a listen and a follow on all social medias! (@CaittheClown)

Okay sharks! Today's episode is Brieana and Al talking BIG BRAIN BUSINESS moves. You want to be a big brain bad boss babe corporate CZAR??? Listen to this episode and follow for more hot money making tips!

Joining us for a very special run of bonus episodes is Worcester's very own local Clown god, Cait the Clown and her partner Vinny! Cait teaches us all about the ins and outs of professional clowning, and we're stoked to finally have a real clown on the pod like 3 years into it. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, HOLES!

Do you remember those lil Foohy monkey erasers? You will NOT believe the chokehold those had on children (or what children had in a chokehold for them)! We're talkin about school store economics and all kinds of whimsical shit! Listen today!

Brieana recants some tales from Middle School as a fat lil meatball girl in a bitchy small town's school system! Listen on Spootles or wherever you hear traumatized lil meatballs speak today!

The clowns are all over the goddamn place today, talkin about anime figurines and online shopping and deli meaterinos and other microplastic infused delicacies! Listen on Sponglefi or UrrplePods or whatever third world app you use to receive our gifts of wisdom!

Some planets alignment was fucked up or something because all the customers that visited Al's family's restaurant were WILDIN for like a week straight. If you work in customer service, our deepest empathies go out to you! Listen on eternal sunshine of a Spotify Mind or whatever app you listen to fart pods on today!

I KNOW KRABBY PATTY IS WITH A K IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS BECAUSE WE MAD AS HELL. We ate the Krabby Patty special from Wendys and now we got never frozen square shaped BEEF with WENDLES. (SPOILER for those who missed out in October of 2024, it was just a regular ol Double Dave burger.) Experience our super serious rage on Spottles or whatever podapp you PREFER!!!!!!

Yeah woo yeah AL FORGOT HIS INSULIN ON CAPE so we recorded a quick lil eppy for y'all! We do a pretty good fat voice and talk about how teeth are bullshit. LISTEN TODAY WHEREVER YOUR LIL FREAK HEARTS DESIRE!

What's up clown pigs! During the early days of the pandemmy Brieana did a show (it's still on the YouTubes lol) called Punch House where there was a theme, and comics pick their fighters within that theme and argue who would win in a fight BATTLE ROYALE style - we tried to bring that back with Hilli, but with some obvious clowny rust and stank on it. Very fun episode, listen on Spinglefingles or w...

Nathaniel Hilliam joined us in the car of clownery to talk all kinds of SUPER SERIOUS SHIT like WORLD HISTORY and the MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX and RIGHT WING POLITICAL AGENDAS. (Lol this was recorded pre-election when being lil irony dingalings was still fun and not foreboding.) LISTEN ON SPOTIFUNGUS OR WHATEVER APP HELPS YOU SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT!

Happy New Year's Eve! Speaking of new years and the future, Trevor joins us in the clown car today and we tried talking about if any of us would ever want to have kids (negative) but we all kept getting sidetracked with monster dump speak (obviously) - technically both things that come out of bodies that are potentially life ruining, so we'll count it as a W. Listen on Spootles or wherever you con...

Merry Christmas Eve everyone! 131 Episodes in and one of the biggest pieces of feedback is "Why are you guys so mean to Trevor?" - The answer is because he's one of our best friends so it's funny, and he's a dirty little piggy who likes it (I mean, *he's a good sport)! But as a special Christmas Miracle and to appease our dearest listeners, enjoy this episode where we had to be nice to Trevor the...

This week the clowns got stuck in an M Dot R loop. What a fascinating, whacky man! Just a fun lil goofy episode for our regular ol lil clown pigs to enjoy <3 COME GET YOUR SLOP!

Al misread an article and he thought that Child of God was on Oprah directly after Sisterhood of the Traveling pants, and he laughed so hard at the thought of those books being presented back to back, we ended up going through the synopsis of both the book and the movie, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Spoilers live here so skip this episode if you don't want Spoilerhood of the Spoiling Spo...

Just Brieana and Al today; We've been on a huge Cormac McCarthy kick because we are BIG BRAIN LITERARY SCHOLARS PEW PEW PEWWWW ACADEMICS, and we both read Child of God and then watched the movie, Child of God directed by James Franco - boy oh boy do we have some THOUGHTS. Spoilers live here so skip this if you don't want this plot that's been out for 50 years spoiled!

Happy Thanksgiving you clowns! We did another clip special since it worked really well for the Halloween episode, and this one features our fav regular clownpig Trevor, my brother Alyis and the EVER ELUSIVE: MAAM! We've never delved deeper into how dumb a human brain can be, and it really scratches that trashy reality TV family itch, so give a listen today! We hope you all had a great food filled...

Al vents about what it's like helping out his extremely Greek family at their extremely Greek Pizzeria in one of the most yuppie-infested portions of the state! Our lil clown hearts go out to every food service industry worker, and we salute you, thank you for your service! Listen on spotify or wherever you bake lil PodPizzas to consume!