Clown People

Hey clown pigs! Episode 1NICE comin at ya! We recorded this while finally on our way home from trekking the wild wild midwest, and boy were we READY to lay down in our home nest! Listen today!

The tantalizing conclusion of the Sex Dungeon Pizza Party saga! We recommend listening to the last two episodes (or just playing them for like, 30 seconds, or going to an apple store and loading our pod up on every device and letting THOSE play for 30 seconds), but to recap: We did standup in an active swingers club and boy was it a lot! Zack Hammond joins us! Listen today! PS: Can't believe none...

We're back to continue to saga of the Blue Room! We recommend listening to last weeks episode, but if you're just TOO FUCKING COOL, to recap: Us clowns and Zack Hammond performed stand up in an active swingers club and have some whacky shit to tell ya!

Have you ever been to a swingers club? Have you ever performed stand up comedy in a swingers club? We sure as shit didn't, UNTIL WE DID! A bonding story for the ages, us clowns have our dear pig Zack Hammond on as we go over all the wild and whacky stuff we XXXperienced!

Boy oh boy are we excited to introduce our newest clown pal, Mr Zack Hammond! He is an absolute delight, listen today!

You ever wanna live in a tiny hut in the high way median? What a silly question of course you do, who wouldn't, that is a totally normal thing to day dream about! Anyway we talk about that and other road stuff because we have highway fever or whatever now! Listen today!

We got our ears PROFESSIONALLY cleaned and tested by our new pro bono earball medical professional, TJ Remec! He is one of our favorite road clowns and is an absolute sweetheart, please enjoy and listen (responsibly, ear health is very important!) now!

What's up down clowns, we have a very special pig in the clown car today: Brennan Weaver! AKA BeWe, AKA Benis Wenis, AKA Been Ween, AKA The greatest promoter of Josephine's Wine Bar, a wine bar that doesn't serve wine! In between Josephine's plugs, we talk about why he's alone! We love him! You will too! Listen now!

What's up clowns, when you spend as much time in the clown car as we do, we start developing opinions and such on the stuff we see along the way, SO ENJOY! Our Top 10 list of Roadside Attractions! What weird shit do you like to look at in the middle of nowhere?

What up clown holes, we visited some really neat and magical spots in sunny ol Florida and we wanna tell ya all about em! Listen now!

What's up clown pigs! We got a bonus episode for ya today introducing a new clown, Jeff Zamaria! We love him v much but realized we skipped, like, the basic info stage of friendship, so join us in getting to know our darling pig friend! Heard it here first, folks! Okay love ya byeeeee!

What's up clown pigs we're back in the clown car with dear sweet boy Bob Holden! We talk pets and energy drinks and whatever else! Give a lil listen, it's only 20 minutes, ya freak! What else you got to do!?

We finally have our dear sweet pig pal Bob Holden in the clown car with us! Please listen as he recants his harrowing tale with the ceaseless hiccups! Available on spotifungus or whatever you listen to pods on!

We're hanging out with Mr MF LIPPS still in Pinellas Park, land of ground condoms and sunshine! Listen today or tomorrow or whenever, wherever you listen to poderinos!

What's up clown pigs, we were down in one of our favorite places St. Pete FL, and we got one of our favorite lil sunshine pigs on the pod, Joey Lipps! Listen now or whenever, wherever!

What's up clowneroos! We have one of our dear pals back in the clown car, the incredibly talented and wonderful Jack Grady!! We talk about our various disabilities and ding dongery while hanging out in his neck o' the woods- beautiful, shiny, ol' Cleveland!

This episode we're not talking about juggalos, different kind of clowns, different kinda ice! Listen today if you're cool, all narcs please go queue up to be dropped into a meat grinder!

Man oh man, WHATS UP YA BUNCHA CLOWNS, we really delve into ancient war history (the gulf war and early 2000's R&B) this episode and we have a great time! Listen to us to take a whacky break from the CURRENT war history that's happening! Haha! Everything's fine! Ha!

What's up ya pigs of clown, we're talkin bout all kinds of culinary arts this week! We also re-did the food pyramid to better reflect the world we live in, you're welcome!!!

What's up clown pigs we talk about the banned book list and get into some DEEP RABBIT HOLE SHIT (Pringles lore) - Listen today or you and your family is cursed for the next 10 years!

Our bowels are still in conditio extremitas, so listen to our plight and also a fun story about the weirdest man who wanted a tuna sub or we're gunna shit all over your house!!! Share to 10 friends to save your carpet or get shitted on!!!

We watched Severance (just the first season, we're caught up now though, holes!) and delved into the wackiness we would do if we got severed! Spoiler alert for the show, ya been warned!

We watched Heart Eyes and had a visceral reaction. Spoiler alert: we hated it!

We watched the movie Companion (so if you haven't seen it yet and don't want spoilers, I guess... get over it and listen to the episode anyway? uwu) and we talk about what we would do in a Companion situation! Autobots, roll out!

Brieana surprised Al with a romantic dinner date to the prestigious Golden Corral! They had SUPREME ITIS and Al threw up in front of the Pint shortly after we wrapped recording. Pretty hot stuff! Enjoy this episode in your buffet of pods wherever you get em while they're hot!