Clown People

Ey Clowntoots, how are ya? We watched the Penguin (was like, 1.5 stars better than watching Brieana's dad die at least!) while in Montaaaynya, and alls yous needs to knows is, is IT'S PENGUIN TIIIIIME! Heavy spoilers and stretching the good will of music clips ahead!

What it do clownhogs! We saw a gigantic ass and it was life changing, and we talk about BANGIN' so if you know and don't wanna HEAR about our NATURAL MUSK and L O V E, then idk, listen to as much as you can before shutting it off, it's okay we see you when you do it anyway! Spotify tells us EVERYTHING! Fun story at the end for the REAL ONES.

What the fuck is up clowndawgs! This episode was recorded when we were in Montana! Legend says, that small white trash child is still on the sidewalk shoeless, showing people the wrong way to AirBnBs! Other stuff too. Listen today!

What's up clownholes! This episode was recorded PRE-DEED Death (PDD, it's how we denote time now, we're on our own clown calendar) so enjoy this glimpse into what we were dealing with on the way to Montana all those moons ago! Also, and we mean this as strongly as we can, FUCK landlords!

What's up clownpigs, we got a new BIG BRAIN MONEY MAKING SCHEME coming your way, but it's gunna take some big fat BALLS to pull it off! Listen today on Spottles, Apples, or in your Heart!

What's up freaks, today the clowns go over some IMPORTANT anatomy lore! For both the Hutts AND kangaroos. You know they both got pouches? Are Hutts marsupials? Who knows! Listen today!

Happy New Year clown pigs! New Year, Same CLOWNS fartin around and being lil goofs! Listen today and get all kinds of inspiration for your next dream and desire!

What's up clownerinos! We went out to birthday lunch at Tiny's (shout out Tiny's, they rule) and Brieana DEVIATED from her normal order of chicken croquettes! Never fucking doing that again! Let's end the year strong, crash out about gravy with us today!

MERRY CLOWNSMAS EVERYONE! We hope you have as much fun listening as we had ambushing our friends to get their Christmas takes! Thank you so much to Zachary Quinlan, Frank Allen, Gabi Hajos, Alexis Cristaldi, Dan Hall, Austin McCloud, Mark McCalman, Pat Lacey, Doug Guertin, Monica Carroll, Mike O'Brien, Theo Konstantino, Will Smalley, Lil Dickie Swain, Matt McArthur, Matt Bedell, Ryan Shea, Jef...

Whattup clown gang, our boy BOB Holden is in MA! He exists outside of Tampa?! It's a Christmas miracle! Listen today!

WE WENT SWIMMING! This was recorded in the summer (remember the sun? We miss the sun here at clown central!) so take some vitamin D and settle in to our cozy lil pod today!

What's up clownpigs, special development with T-dawg! Still a T-dawg, just like, different now, but still the same ol dumb goofy bitch to us!

Well well well! Look who finally decided to show back up on the podcast! It's that lil pighole T-DAWG! Catch up with us today!

HEY CLOWNS AND SHARKS! Zack Hammond is back with our big pig asses again and we're talkin SCHEMES and PLOTS!!! We're exclusively a schemes and plots plotcast now!

We're getting really into producing fun video content, it's a bit of a slow go right now because editing and stuff takes a lot longer compared to the regular podcast (an hour video is more work than a 20 minute audio only recording? WHO KNEW!), but we're having a lot of fun and hope you enjoy our lets play! Putt Putt Goes to the Moon!

What's up clownpigs, our dear friend Zack is BACK and we're gunna start a compound. ONLY COOL PEOPLE ALLOWED IN OUR COMPOUNND NO ITS NOT A CULT IT'S A MONEY SAVING SCHEME! Like + Subscribe, Sharks!

What's up highbrow Clown PIIIIGS! 11/11 Make a wish! WOW, WISH GRANTED! I WISHED FOR A NEW EPISODE OF CLOWN PEOPLE! This week we debut our new musical skills that Brieana's been working REALLY really hard on! So please appreciate our descent into a new audible artform! We also wonder outloud about the weird kids from school (mostly us and the Bog Kids.) Listen today and tomorrow and foreve...

What's up Clownholes, we watched the movie 28 Years later (and are releasing this episode roughly the same amount of time later) SO SPOILER ALERT! We just kinda go through the movie because we had questions, thoughts, and concerns! Listen today on Spinglebingle or the fruit one!

What's up clownpigs, we have a special episode today to commemorate the life of Brieana's dad, Kevin Woodward, lovingly known as Deed. He passed away on September 1st, 2025, and while the clowns spent time in Montana taking care of everything, we sat down with his friends to collect some fun stories and memories; When we got home, we did the same thing with friends and family, and edited i...

What up Clownpigs, we got Zack Hammond back in the clown car to discuss the scariest topic of all: Al's driving! And some other stuff that's kinda horror/Halloween adjacent! Have a happy Halloween! Not really, but this is the most on-topic you're gunna get outta us! Listen whenever wherever!

Good Morning Clowns! In todays business meeting we discuss big brain tactics, optimized incentivization, and pull the trigger on circling back to the real rockstar of the company: Weeples! Listen on Speeple or Apple or PodBeeple or wherever we're the top #18 Baroque Period Podcast today!

Hello Clownpigs, this week we talk about how scientists are (successfully?) bringing back the Wooly Mammoth - Jesus Christ even extinct creatures can't be free from the shackles of reboots! Even Nature is milking recycled content, UNREAL! Anyway we get into some more deserving deep cuts, IT AIN'T ALL ABOUT YOU, WOOLY MAMMOTH YOU DIVA!! Listen on Spotassic Park or Apple Pods today!

What's up freaks, if you've been a long-time listener then you know we love a little ass song! Jingles! Tunes! No Diddy, YES Ditty! If you're a new listener, this will probably be a good litmus test if this pods for you! ONLY THE STRONG CAN HANG IN THE CLOWN CAR, PIGS!

What's up clownpigs we got Nat and Timmy back on the clown pod to (try) and discuss what we're afraid of and to learn a thing or two so we can be better people every day!

We have gone over 3 years without seeking sponsorships, bribes, or chasing the bag, just good ol free fun for you lil slop pigs - UNTIL NOW!!! Haha just kidding, but we were losing our shit over a new choccy milk that dropped, and we hope one day Unc Dairy can appreciate our unsolicited ad reads!