Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will the Dothraki get hotter? Will they bring back Jon Snow so he can die again? Does Wun Wun attack Hogwarts? Will Balon finally die? Will they stop burning children? And most importantly, will Jaime go out in a blaze of Brienne? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 6 Update - Part IV. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 92

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Cersei ever learn that paranoia will destroy ya? Speaking of destruction, let us mourn Tyrion’s porn stash. Tommen is the Bubble Boy. Spiced wine is the answer for everything and who knew that Robert was the glue holding Jaime and Cersei’s love together? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei III. Close the Door and Come Here...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No bowl cuts for this crowd. Our knees are sore, and our eyes weepy. Finn the Shadowcat -  Eon Rune Chooses you! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 90

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tommen throws pennies “to” the people. Are farts as useless as nipples on a breastplate? Gregor’s a milk of the puppy junkie. This is Cersei Unchained. We’ll miss you most of all, wine. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei II. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 89

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. You may love a Targaryen. Lot’s surprised we’re defending Cersei. Guile calls out the Cersei x Qyburn meet cute. We're all bonding over platonic Shea questioning. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei I. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 88

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Spousecast 2.0 - The "newly" wed game edition! Elevator rides, mosquito bites, and public bathroom stalls!  The married ladies of podcast compete with hubbies in tow for a game of who can embarrass each other the most.  Hosted by the brilliant and cruel duo YD and Guile. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 87

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If you love JB, join us as we explore the ways our favorite couple fulfills some of our favorite tropes. Chicky’s belligerent sexual tension crack. Toepick! Old movies, hip hop couples, all the teen movies. There’s something for everybody this episode - even hardcore horse fans. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Winds of Winter - Speculation. Close...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Get ready for the Great Flood! It’s all Winds of Winter as we talk Lady Stoneheart, Quiet Isle, JB licking their wounds (we know what we said) and more. Warning: Harry Potter spoilers (we’re not kidding) Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Winds of Winter - Speculation. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 85

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Who’s Gonna Live! Who’s Gonna Die! Who’s Gonna Bang! Listen in as we ruin more Disney movies. You don’t need a penis to bring the Wall down. Howlin’ Reed strikes again and so will we if JB don’t have a fucking fuck scene. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 6 Update - Part III. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 84

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Carol Lannister makes her triumphant return. Balon gets a delivery from the Flayer Express. Sam reluctantly his the stair master as the rest of Westeros is rocked in the aftermath of the Red Wedding. Davos is everything (you’ve been warned). Mel makes a quick 180. Dany is white Jeebus and we all want pizza as season three ends with a whimper. Game of Thrones....

Spoilers, profanity Jaime x Brienne. Things are looking up for the Starks! Grey Worm predictably loses the dick measuring contest, but Jorah loses his heart when he choo-choo-chooses Dany. Speaking of Dany, did the Khaleesi get her Unsullieds from the Bargain Basement Bin? The Freys sure know how to cut up the dance floor and these fucking bastards sure know how to destroy our souls.  Game of Thro...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Second Sons play a rousing game of one girl, 3 coins, while Dany falls for Old Daario's smooth moves. Stannis and Davos contemplate a naked Gendry and Mel, while we contemplate which usurper is the penis leech. Shae is relieved to find Tyrion and Sansa's bed-sheets pristine, but did she check the rug? Meanwhile, Sam becomes the Slayer and heroically saves...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In part two of our fan fiction spectacular, the gloves come off as our panelists get to the bottom of their glasses and debate the nature of criticism, the perils of canon (BOOM!), race, gender and which writers deserve to get blasted off the planet (in a good way!). A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones. FanFiction.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 8...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join our panel of Jaime x Brienne fic writers for part 1 of our fan fiction spectacular. Find out who's a bitter fandom queen, who's a stealth editor, and who just doesn't give a fuck. We reveal the secret shame of our early stories and bad teenage poetry and answer the age old questions of Jaime: hand or no hand and Cersei: sister or cousin. Game of Thrones....

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone ships Jaime & Brienne, especially Bart the Bear. Speaking of wildlife, the donkey was only the watcher. The stars align as we hit peak Locke, peak Marg, and peak Tormund. While Tywin works from home, Joffrey is all about the elevator. Selwyn Tarth gets named dropped again while GRRM reminds us that none of this is in the books. WE KNOW GEORGE, WE KNOW...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Be our guest as we discuss season six and Beauty & The Beast: The Besmirched Edition. Take a bite out of Hot Pie's blue frosted wench cookie and settle in as the talk turns to parallel dimensions, missing Salsas, and getting hype. If you're not pumped for the Hodor origin story - get out! And, if we don't get a JB reunion, Guile's going to turn those scripts i...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Some people like to climbf#!k. Some people like to research antlers. Jon & Ygritte climb The Wall as we explain the concept of ice to Eon. Littlefinger expounds on chaosh theory while Loras discusses French sleeves. Join us for some hot hand holding action, torture porn and Tywin & Olenna neither giving nor taking any fucks.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Robb’s got cleavage. Jon has cave sex. Beric waves his flaming sword (not a euphemism). Jaime can’t hide his boner face and Olenna can’t get enough of those figs. Roose is on the loose as we debate who has the better ass and sigh over sweet Shireen and young Gendrya love. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones. "Kissed by Fire" Close the Door and Come Here -...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Harrenhal hijinx. Do NOT trust us with your heir. We bring war to our doorstep. Chicken wings and breasts go flying all over the place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 74

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our narrator Wontkins guides us through the first part of our adventure. Chicky’s horse is overloaded. YD has deep dark secrets. We find a nuncle. Who brought the Frey? Who doesn’t want to talk to the Blackfish? Lady Splice is a lush. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 73

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If we look back, we are lost. Varys is a Ken doll. Joffrey is in macabre heaven. Tywin & Cersei play the Game of Mispronunciation. Jorah comes to the realization that Dany may be out of his league. Jaime hits rock bottom as he hits the bottle of Locke’s vintage horse piss.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “And Now His Watch Is Ended” Close the Door an...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We talk Season 6 casting and filming spoilers. Dude, I’m totally back from the dead. We revisit our favorite textiles in Westeros. Brienne is going down. Check out The Besmirchers. Bolt-On, Cleganebowl, Ghost warging, and Howlin’ Reed? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 6 Update Part I. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 71

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Creepy fish everywhere. World’s most obnoxious game of silent musical chairs. Tommen, can you hear me? Sam is a peeping tom. Dany goes shopping at Crazy Krazzy’s Unsullied Bargain Barn. The whores aren’t the only ones groaning over Pod’s performance. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 70

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our original ep recording is a fail so we wing it. Guile likes man-killing pets. YD will take one for the team with Hot Uncle Benjen. LoT suggests cheese houses and panties. And show! Marg gives most of us boners. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 69

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Marg strokes Joffrey's bow. We find a literal throne of cocks. There’s an anime filter on the lens as Jaime swordfucks Brienne. LoT is ready (or not) to ♥ Locke. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Dark Wings, Dark Words" Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 68