Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam had ONE job. Tyrion has daddy issues. Davos and Mel have hot tension. Dany's Dothraki have Top Ramen. The Unsullied have hype (if nothing else). And Jaime has the key to Brienne's door after beating Super Mario Bros. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Valar Dohaeris" Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 67

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire.  #gotnegativity #booze Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 66 Drunkcast - Season 5 Detox

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The show goes Looney Tunes.  ♪Stannis has a bad day♪ Myrcella dies dramatically in her beloved funcle's arms. Arya's whacked out on drugs. Cersei's new bewbs float. And Guile has the colour-coded spreadsheets to prove it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Mother's Mercy" Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 65

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Close the door and nail it shut!! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "The Dance of Dragons" Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 64

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Olly’s resting evil face. Cockles after a hard night’s work. 4 White Walkers of the Apocalypse. How about them skeletons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Hardhome" Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 63

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we talk about Ramsay’s Lego-people hair and the disapproving beard of Davos Seaworth. Should you have sex while concussed? Khaleesi McCoy is a queen not a Starfleet doctor. “The Gift” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 62

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Rape of Sansa Stark. “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 61

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s gonna be stabbity stab stab if Jon doesn’t go full Jaime. Someone should talk to Pod and Brienne about disguises. Stannis x Jon x Melisandre x Davos 5eva! “Kill the Boy” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 60

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime has a Tarthgasm (and so do we). Mel shows Jon a new way to take one's pulse. Rhaegar is Westerosi Bono. Mace is ace. Sansa is buying what LF is selling... or is she? Barry come back: we were wrong and we just can't live without you. “Sons of the Harpy” [Please note: all podcast-related hate mail should be directed to @guileandsubterfuge] Close the Door a...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Littlefinger as stupid as we think he is? Cosplaying prostitutes. Theon’s looking robust. Renly’s gay and Brienne knows it. Cersei: a character study in stupid. Stannis gives the nod of approval to all of Jon’s murder. “High Sparrow” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 58

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love the show now? (No one is more surprised than we are?) Metaphorical dick measuring in Meereen. Stannis gets hate mail. Damn you, potato boy! Dany’s Unsullied Popemobile debuts. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The House of Black and White” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 57

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Maggy the Frog, more like Maggy the Fox. Tyrion is the Don Draper of Pentos. Mel and Jon ride the creepy elevator of lurrrve, while Brienne carefully polishes Jaime’s sword. We get some of Daario’s backstory and even more of his backside. Everything at the Wall is awesome… until it all goes up in flames. “The Wars to Come” Close the Door and Come Here - Episod...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Balon Greyjoy ever fall off anything? Will Arya throw Needle and hit a (still) rowing Gendry? Dany’s Star Trek dresses get mixed reviews. Jaime’s chest does not get mixed reviews. Stannis Baratheon: what’s under that fur? All we know is, somebody better golden bitchslap someone. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Season 5 Preview. Close the Door and...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Selections from Close the Door and Come Here Episodes 1-35. Horse metaphor origins. Bronn's effing place. Notebook throwing. Spouse Cast. The birth of Nedbert. And everything in between! Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 54

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tywin’s got a new kind of horse metaphor, and Dany gives us a vault metaphor. Just give us a blue rose, ffs! Marg’s boobs are on fire. Robb got Ned’s stupidity, Cat’s recklessness. Nikolaj hints about Jaime and Brienne’s son Mallard. “Valar Morghulis” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 53

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bronn’s Robin Hood Prince of Thieves moment. Cersei x Stannis’s horse = crackship! Lancel is weaksauce? Take this job and shove it—peace out, Sandor ain’t working here no more. Daddy’s home. “Blackwater” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 52

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion thinks Shae is beeyoootifulll. Jaime’s drunk on sunlight…and Brienne. Was Aegon cut as early as Season 2? Where’s Grandpappy Tywin now? Talisa christens Robb King in da Norf, if you know what we mean. “The Prince of Winterfell” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 51

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Come sit on Grandpappy Tywin's lap. Poor Salsa gets her period. Jon's bone gets a workout. Jaime meets a giant lady and he likes it. Plus Season 5 trailer talk!  “A Man Without Honor” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 50

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everybody's losing pieces of themselves. Wildlings know where to put it (bow chicka bow wow). Qhorin Picard. WHERE MY DRAGONS AT?? “The Old Gods and the New” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 49

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Smokey Baratheon wastes Uncle Peaches. Daria, Dorito, Doreah, you say tomato… It must be snowing in Dorne as we defend Emilia, Dany, and even Qarth? And Chicky gets kicked out of fandom in her sports bra.   “The Ghost of Harrenhal” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 48

Game of Thrones 2x04 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Talisa is no Jeyne. Joffrey reads Renaissance Women Weekly. Renly's a peach. Smokey Vajayjay. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Garden of Bones"   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 47

Game of Thrones 2x03 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. BRIENNE BRIENNE BRIENNE BRIENNE BRIENNE! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "What Is Dead May Never Die"   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 46

Game of Thrones 2x02 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If a girl pees in the forest, does LoT think it's the sound of a stream? Goofy Uteri, World's most uncomfortable Risk Table, Clay dildos? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "The Night Lands"   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 45

Game of Thrones 2x01 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Stannis' BBQ on the beach. Medieval pig enthusiasts unite! Ser Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. Robb brings the sass.. and the hot. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The North Remembers” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 44

Game of Thrones 1x10 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. King in DA NORF! Sam’s sweet lady scream. LC Mormont could get it. Drogo gets a happy ending. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Fire and Blood” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 43