Clever Name Podcast

We finally read the worlds number one comic book Fartnite. Prepare to enter the brown-eye of the s---storm! The kid-tested, Drake-approved cultural phenomenon of the century gets the Keenspot parody treatment in this explosive first issue of FARTNITE! Experience the flatulent adventures of a motley crew of unknown soldiers forced into a Battle Royale where all the weaponry is powered by their own...

Martin really doesn't want Photoshop contest where the best Photoshop of martin wins every week. Ryan solves global warming, space travel and inter-space diplomacy. We check out dragon girls ass after an ass life and we completely forget about fartnite. 

Martin is now running the show and thats why the video quality is flaming trash but when new management takes over there will be some hiccups. We discuss operating on the disgusting fluid bag growing on my wrist. We go through the best "solutions" to my problem. We listen to metallicAI creating new Metallica songs with AI. Then we find the greatest unknown comic book in the history of man "Fartnit...

We are finally here to watch the disgusting video of a man eating a shit covered poutine while we eat lunch. We talk about the generous gift Purolator gave me for risking my life during the pandemic. My microphone turns to absolute aids and I couldnt tell you why. All and all 6 out 10, would do again.

Mike from Bass Grifters is here to take over the show and make some prank calls that make everyone uncomfortable. I really couldnt tell you want happened it was kinda a blur. 

Martins vaping is getting out of hand and we have to put a stop to it the only way that I know how. Watching government sponsored anti vaping ads. So now that martin in 100% vape free we watch a German lady pee on stuff in a grocery store. 

This Clever Name Podcast/ Welcome to an American crossover episode is brought to you by Truck Nuts for Hats. Social distance circles are spray painted in the parks of Canada. Christian is working on the incestual documentary we've all been waiting for. Plus Ryan reads a beautiful poem.

Anthony from Mizcast is here mainly to be disgusted by the gross syrup brewing in my wrist. Inevitably that lead to suggestions of getting a hook for a hand. Now we are in a band together "Stabbing Assholes". Truly a journey we went through.

I have long time listener Skyler on the show and he tries to explain the electric universe to my as if Im seven. Then we have a complex discussion about whether or not you need to wear deodorant (you do). Lastly we stumble on the internet sensation slinky Josh and my life is changed forever 

its not a podcast

Who is Glitch FredBerg? Or Patrick Micheal? sheamus mckillian? Whatever he calls himself hes has a terrible podcast and stand up youtube page. We watch some of the sweet content on this channel and see if we can latch on to gain a little of his extra success. Also some guy downloaded a bunch a child porn cause he was bored, but thats unrelated.  

Martin is now the producer of the show and as his first job he has to talk me off a ledge. Struggling with the podcast compounded with life problems are making it harder to do the podcast every week. Martin has to convince me no to quit. Then we talk about all the guns that have been banned in Canada and how that makes us want them twice as much. Also a lady brews her own alcohol in her bladder an...

Jack Thomas is back and is ready to get us to a level of wokeness we could never achieve on our own. First he tells us about how you cant prove 5g towers arnt causing Covid 19 so we should burn them all down. Then we find out that a comet is heading to earth and the only one who can save is Bruce Willis. Dasani is so gross that people would rather not have water than drink it. And finally, manhole...

Stuttering John has a podcast. Who is a Stuttering John? No one really remembers. We try to uncover that mystery and who could possible be listening to this shittastrophy of a podcast. This show he has Jason Ellis, the only saving grace to this episode, on the show so he can sit there and listen to John talk about himself. We listen to this so you dont have to. 

Christian and I have officially started a new podcast called Welcome To An American. Mainly just a propaganda for truck nut for hats. Check out the new podcast on most places you get podcasts or on Clevernamepodcast.com. Then we talk about the big swinging dick of the week Dana White attempting to create a real life mortal kombat by taking all the fighters on the upcoming card to a remote island f...

We found the guy who cured corona virus. With a few simple steps you can do at home you to can cure the nasty virus according to the Belarusian president. Plus we find that the person that is benefiting most from the virus is Bigfoot. Hes roaming freely without fear of running into humans and hes getting more confident. And a company is donating all of its fetish supplies to help fight corona. Jam...

Jack is back to tell us how to change our lives, cure our gayness and debate the percentage of apple juice in my apple juice. Jack tells us all about how "jilly juice" is a crock of shit but he has the cure to everything behind a pay wall. Let him be your Tyler Durden 

Martin is here to show off his new nazi haircut and drop some semen based knowledge. Everything from strangers injecting people with their semen in public to and man growing a homunculus with his semen from a chicken egg. We find out how Martin is dealing with Corona virus and Ryan has an unwanted passenger in his car.

Welcome to the newest business venture of the clever name podcast corp. Truck nuts but for hats. Its a simple concept with big implications. The worst part of leaving your massive lifted pick up truck is that know one know how much of an alpha you are because they cant see your truck nuts. Now that problem is solved! With this simple addition to your hat people will never question how much of an a...

Dan is back to talk about his ocean city trip and the trouble its created with the city. Dan is basically the star of Restoration Garage which is in its 6th season and is carrying Discovery Channel at this point. We talk about the second coming of cupped farts and how we can monetize them. We watch a video of how crazy it is the drive in a foreign country and listen to the pant moistening sounds o...

For the 200th episode I have finally achieved my podcasting dream of receiving erotic fan fiction from "Jessica Taylor". To add an extra layer of embarrassment I have brought my mom on the show for the first time. She reads and critiques my erotic fan fiction, we talk about embarrassing childhood stories and I finally get an answer to whether or not I was an accident. All this an more on the 200th...

Tony has finished up down the pipe and is here to teach us about how to be american again. Christian takes over for Tony and we cover everything from how sweet Tommy Lees hog is, to Micheal Rappaports lucrative Cameo career, President's grooming children, the npc in the simulation are are glitching out and much more on this episode of Welcome To An America 

So Martins got no job or maybe he does, no one really knows anymore. So his obvious next step is gay porn so we look at his playgirl spread for last weeks issue. Then we reminder the time Ryan banged Dans mom and look at the photos followed by Dan pissing in his own mouth. Real action packed show. Dont wanna miss this one.

Id like to formally welcome you to an American. We have Christian here to tell us why Canada and all other countries are lesser than American. We deconstruct some Canadian conspiracies including Canada harboring Sasquatch and the Queen stealing kids. 

Martin is here to help shed some light on the magic that is Hugo our co worker. We do our best to describe the walking meme we work with every day. Then we try to decide what will happen for the 200th show and if we come up with the right questions Ryan will bring his mom on the podcast. Also a new fan has started photoshopping people from the podcast into gay porn and Ryan is very enthused. Then...