Clever Name Podcast

Jack Thomas is back and is ready to get us to a level of wokeness we could never achieve on our own. First he tells us about how you cant prove 5g towers arnt causing Covid 19 so we should burn them all down. Then we find out that a comet is heading to earth and the only one who can save is Bruce Willis. Dasani is so gross that people would rather not have water than drink it. And finally, manhole...

Stuttering John has a podcast. Who is a Stuttering John? No one really remembers. We try to uncover that mystery and who could possible be listening to this shittastrophy of a podcast. This show he has Jason Ellis, the only saving grace to this episode, on the show so he can sit there and listen to John talk about himself. We listen to this so you dont have to. 

Christian and I have officially started a new podcast called Welcome To An American. Mainly just a propaganda for truck nut for hats. Check out the new podcast on most places you get podcasts or on Clevernamepodcast.com. Then we talk about the big swinging dick of the week Dana White attempting to create a real life mortal kombat by taking all the fighters on the upcoming card to a remote island f...

We found the guy who cured corona virus. With a few simple steps you can do at home you to can cure the nasty virus according to the Belarusian president. Plus we find that the person that is benefiting most from the virus is Bigfoot. Hes roaming freely without fear of running into humans and hes getting more confident. And a company is donating all of its fetish supplies to help fight corona. Jam...

Jack is back to tell us how to change our lives, cure our gayness and debate the percentage of apple juice in my apple juice. Jack tells us all about how "jilly juice" is a crock of shit but he has the cure to everything behind a pay wall. Let him be your Tyler Durden 

Martin is here to show off his new nazi haircut and drop some semen based knowledge. Everything from strangers injecting people with their semen in public to and man growing a homunculus with his semen from a chicken egg. We find out how Martin is dealing with Corona virus and Ryan has an unwanted passenger in his car.

Welcome to the newest business venture of the clever name podcast corp. Truck nuts but for hats. Its a simple concept with big implications. The worst part of leaving your massive lifted pick up truck is that know one know how much of an alpha you are because they cant see your truck nuts. Now that problem is solved! With this simple addition to your hat people will never question how much of an a...

Dan is back to talk about his ocean city trip and the trouble its created with the city. Dan is basically the star of Restoration Garage which is in its 6th season and is carrying Discovery Channel at this point. We talk about the second coming of cupped farts and how we can monetize them. We watch a video of how crazy it is the drive in a foreign country and listen to the pant moistening sounds o...

For the 200th episode I have finally achieved my podcasting dream of receiving erotic fan fiction from "Jessica Taylor". To add an extra layer of embarrassment I have brought my mom on the show for the first time. She reads and critiques my erotic fan fiction, we talk about embarrassing childhood stories and I finally get an answer to whether or not I was an accident. All this an more on the 200th...

Tony has finished up down the pipe and is here to teach us about how to be american again. Christian takes over for Tony and we cover everything from how sweet Tommy Lees hog is, to Micheal Rappaports lucrative Cameo career, President's grooming children, the npc in the simulation are are glitching out and much more on this episode of Welcome To An America 

So Martins got no job or maybe he does, no one really knows anymore. So his obvious next step is gay porn so we look at his playgirl spread for last weeks issue. Then we reminder the time Ryan banged Dans mom and look at the photos followed by Dan pissing in his own mouth. Real action packed show. Dont wanna miss this one.

Id like to formally welcome you to an American. We have Christian here to tell us why Canada and all other countries are lesser than American. We deconstruct some Canadian conspiracies including Canada harboring Sasquatch and the Queen stealing kids. 

Martin is here to help shed some light on the magic that is Hugo our co worker. We do our best to describe the walking meme we work with every day. Then we try to decide what will happen for the 200th show and if we come up with the right questions Ryan will bring his mom on the podcast. Also a new fan has started photoshopping people from the podcast into gay porn and Ryan is very enthused. Then...

Blake is back and forgot how to use a microphone! One major question will be answered, how much would it cost to get your ass eaten by a man. Then we figure out if Blake is an asshole. Spoiler, he is. Then we dive into r/amitheasshole on reddit. we wrap up by finding the first video of Furrys not being degenerates and a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.

The Backyard fighting champ and giant penis Raff is back and is ready to play Guess What Happens Next! A game sent in by a fan named Epsen. We watch the first part of a video and try to guess what coming. If you are a ninja turtles fan you may be a bit disturbed but you wont be disappointed. Then we talk about the crazy teacher student relationship that has ever come out. This teacher is a strippe...

Aaron is back and we talk about the next fraud pod that is out now. We arnt going to do this in a full podcast anymore and will just be on clevernamepodcast and youtube. We discuss the most recent episode one the 9 minute podcast. Then we look into ordering a life like wearable cat heads from Japan. After we watch a video of a drunk man fighting an uber driver and then a police officer. Finally mo...

Id like to formally welcome you to and American. In case you didn't know yet pizza is American. No one cares about pizza outside of American style pizza because its garbage. Italy pretends it owns pizza but their pizza tastes like licking a toe. Merica. Also Canada doesn't know how to milk. Bagged milk is weird and Canada needs to accept it. Looking at boobs makes you live longer. Your welcome. If...

Im pretty pissed off because my place of employment has decided to royally fuck me over. Martin is here to make sure I dont kill myself or going all Columbine of them. After a rage fueled rant we play with the "fight thermometer" and figure what animated characters would kick our ass. Lastly, penis fish. and lots of them. More shows like this on clevernamepodcast.com

Jack Thomas from the just conversation podcast is back to talk about the positive things in life. Specifically global warming, getting herpies and taking a shit after you've already showered. Then we read important news stories like the Japanese department store that asked their employees to where a name take the displayed when they are on their period. This and so much more on episode 190 of Clev...

Christian is back to talk about Ufc 245 on Saturday December 14th. We break down the fights and pick the winners. Play along and pick your winners and see if you can beat us. Mike perry vs Geoff Neal, Peter Yan vs Uriah Faber, Marlon Moreas vs Jose Aldo, Amanda Nunes vs Germaine De Randamie, Max Hollaway vs Alexander Volkanovski and finally Kamaru Usman vs Colby Covington .We also discuss walk mem...

Blake is back and we are talking poop. First another news story about someone throwing liquid poop on someone 3 different times. Then breaking news about how hand dryer are spraying your hands with poop. Then we find out the Mcdonalds self serve kiosks have poop on them. plus there is probably poop on your toothbrush. Mostly shit talking on this episode of Clever Name Podcast

Christian from the Bass Grifters Podcast and we work on finding how the fuck Andy Dick became famous and wtf is Queer Duck The Musical is. Then we talk about the man who tricked nurses into thinking hes a handicapped teen so he could have his dipper changed. Cloned pets, cops fighting an amputee and much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast

Martin is back and we start to discuss open relationships when Crystal joins the show and explains the rules. Then we learn about romance scams from the story of an elderly woman who was in a wheelchair, getting tricked in to sending money to a man who pretended to be in a relationship with her online. We also learn about the increasing homeless attacks in LA including a woman who got hot diarrhea...

Aaron is back to learn how the Clintons make problems disappear. We look at all the people who caused problems for the Clintons who wound up dead. We talk bing porn, Don Cherry, and our favorite Youtubers. All this and more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast

Martin is back because its time to do the dick cheese challenge! but first we talk about a vegan who uses sperm to giver her energy, watch the craziest cop videos, read a study claiming men are funnier than woman and seeing if we can tell the difference between a plant based burger and a normal burger.