Clever Name Podcast

Ryan hates fun, Halloween and holidays in general because everyone is just a spooky poser. We find out Ryan defiantly banged his high school English teacher and we are pretty sure Gay Martin is a pedophile. Mighty bean technology is being used to examine buttholes with a new robot. Mcbroken is an app that tells you if McDonalds ice cream machines are working and we blow the lid of the Gayce Riot t...

Martin has been released from quarantine and ready to discuss wtf happen while he was gone. We recount the last live stream on twitch when we were convinced something bad happened to our unpaid intern jess and we go through the evolution of smoking indoors and Gameboys. Then its time for the third semi annual shock spelling bee. This time we both have shock collars on and get shocked every time Ry...

Martin is still in quarantine so long time fan and unpaid intern Jess fills in to talk about her lucrative used panties business. Enjoy the fun while Jess licks and chews on her microphone while getting increasingly drunk and Ryan struggles to figure out what going on. Turns out vibrators, dildos and butt plugs with cameras on them are a thing but who would have guessed they are easily hackable. A...

The second round of The Celebrity Cancel Pool Draft. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your pick puts out an apology video or statement then you get 50 points. If your pick gets canceled you get 100 poi...

Aaron is back to co host a show like the old days because Martin has been Quarantined for the next 2 weeks. Ryan solves corona virus with zorbs and Aaron is a party pooper that never wants to have fun like jumping out of 30 foot high windows with a towel as a parachute.  We remember some of the classic moments from the show and we watch the original backyard boxing fight. Cute girls get extra slac...

Here is first round draft of the full Celebrity Cancel pool. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your pick puts out an apology video or statement then you get 50 points. If your pick gets canceled you get...

We are back after our virtual trip to Shrekfest 2020 and we have learned a lot. Mainly that we were right about it being a festival of people who like to get drunk, dress up like Shrek and have weird public sex. Martin has a heroin addict serial killer hunting him down in the middle of the night and ends up saving his life. martin has to Quarantine for the next two weeks because of the Polish revo...

Continuing the rapping with some Hillary duff and Ashley Tisdale inspired bars. Martin does know about George Bush doesn't care about black people. We are one of the top donors for shrekfest 2020 and how we have our website hyperlinked on there webpage and thats a terrible idea for them. The webcam crashed for the last time on this show and we take it out back and office space printer that bitch.

We write and preform raps written by Gay Martin and straight Martin writes a rap about Ryans love for Hillary Duff. We are reminded that Ryan cant read and we have the first installment of the Gauntlet Speed Run. Remember to make you horrifying video compilations and send them to me at clevernamepodast@gmail.com and we will react to them on the show. 

Gizmo and Taco start their podcast Clever Name Dogcast by talking about toilet paper pieces that get stuck your asscrack for an excessive amount of time. Martin eats a whole onion and then some gay rap battles happen. Its a really jam packed show. 

Martin is in a Futurama head jar while Ryan is losing his mind because he doesn't know how to run a podcast. If you enjoy audio AND camera problems then this podcast is for you. Its like someone said "hey let try podcasting" and they have no fucking clue what they are doing. But its not that, its actually the 222 episode of a show that has had multiple sponsors and a one point was a pretty good sh...

Martin is at home in his polish school and we finally get Hugo on the phone to tell us some stories about Pablo Escobar. Martin is challenged to a wrestling match by gay Martin to find out who is the one true Martin. The guy who robbed Ryan when he was younger reached out and wants to connect. Finally we guess whats in peoples butts and solve the worlds food crisis.

Squirrels have the plague, people are eating more strange animals causing the spread of deadly diseases, Ryan figures out that squirrels dont evolve from chipmunks and we find out Martin spent every Saturday locked in a boiler room forced to learn Polish.

We finally read the worlds number one comic book Fartnite. Prepare to enter the brown-eye of the s---storm! The kid-tested, Drake-approved cultural phenomenon of the century gets the Keenspot parody treatment in this explosive first issue of FARTNITE! Experience the flatulent adventures of a motley crew of unknown soldiers forced into a Battle Royale where all the weaponry is powered by their own...

Martin really doesn't want Photoshop contest where the best Photoshop of martin wins every week. Ryan solves global warming, space travel and inter-space diplomacy. We check out dragon girls ass after an ass life and we completely forget about fartnite. 

Martin is now running the show and thats why the video quality is flaming trash but when new management takes over there will be some hiccups. We discuss operating on the disgusting fluid bag growing on my wrist. We go through the best "solutions" to my problem. We listen to metallicAI creating new Metallica songs with AI. Then we find the greatest unknown comic book in the history of man "Fartnit...

We are finally here to watch the disgusting video of a man eating a shit covered poutine while we eat lunch. We talk about the generous gift Purolator gave me for risking my life during the pandemic. My microphone turns to absolute aids and I couldnt tell you why. All and all 6 out 10, would do again.

Mike from Bass Grifters is here to take over the show and make some prank calls that make everyone uncomfortable. I really couldnt tell you want happened it was kinda a blur. 

Martins vaping is getting out of hand and we have to put a stop to it the only way that I know how. Watching government sponsored anti vaping ads. So now that martin in 100% vape free we watch a German lady pee on stuff in a grocery store. 

This Clever Name Podcast/ Welcome to an American crossover episode is brought to you by Truck Nuts for Hats. Social distance circles are spray painted in the parks of Canada. Christian is working on the incestual documentary we've all been waiting for. Plus Ryan reads a beautiful poem.

Anthony from Mizcast is here mainly to be disgusted by the gross syrup brewing in my wrist. Inevitably that lead to suggestions of getting a hook for a hand. Now we are in a band together "Stabbing Assholes". Truly a journey we went through.

I have long time listener Skyler on the show and he tries to explain the electric universe to my as if Im seven. Then we have a complex discussion about whether or not you need to wear deodorant (you do). Lastly we stumble on the internet sensation slinky Josh and my life is changed forever 

its not a podcast

Who is Glitch FredBerg? Or Patrick Micheal? sheamus mckillian? Whatever he calls himself hes has a terrible podcast and stand up youtube page. We watch some of the sweet content on this channel and see if we can latch on to gain a little of his extra success. Also some guy downloaded a bunch a child porn cause he was bored, but thats unrelated.  

Martin is now the producer of the show and as his first job he has to talk me off a ledge. Struggling with the podcast compounded with life problems are making it harder to do the podcast every week. Martin has to convince me no to quit. Then we talk about all the guns that have been banned in Canada and how that makes us want them twice as much. Also a lady brews her own alcohol in her bladder an...