Clever Name Podcast

The Puerto Rican White Supremist Jack survived after giving out is email to and offering to sext with Gay Martin. Weeks ago we found out about a chastity belt that connects to the internet to be locked and unlocked. Now hackers have held a man ransom by demanding bitcoin to unlock his belt. Jess's Shitty Video of the Week comes the closest it ever has to making Ryan puke. Ryan is ready for the rob...

Before the show Jack is getting loose on acid and now we have our pre and post show podcast videos on Clevernamepodcast.com. Ryan is feeling good about the podcast this week and is motivated to make 2021 the best year for us. Gay Martin sends some more emails so we decide to call him. Jack try's to take over and it devolves into acid fueled madness. Jack makes the mistake of giving out his email a...

New year, new studio, new round of crippling depression. Everyone is sad so Ryan's sad and Gay Martin is being extra creepy. Anthony Sullivan tries to sell us the horse chopper and Martin is buying. Our unpaid intern Jess's Shitty video of the week is getting closer and closer to making Ryan puke so we do a double feature and Ryan has a special gift to show Martin for the end of the show. 

We are LIVE the day after Christmas! While all your favorite podcasts are on vacation its our time to shine. We quickly figure out the pound for pound power level rankings and it turns out Jesus would destroy Goku. Martin tries to get better at describing things through shock therapy we have a re match for the title of speed hentai drawing champ. Lastly we dive deep into the new KFConsole that has...

After a rollercoaster of a week on the Vietnamese improv charts Clever Name Podcast skyrocketed to number 2 then dramatically fell to 16th. To combat this downward spiral we compete in the first speed hentai drawing contest and Jack from the Just Conversation Podcast picks a winner. Martin just came back from shredding the gnarr on the slops and probably cracked his ribs. We listen Gay Martins lat...

This week on the number 5 podcast on the Vietnamese Improv charts the winner of the great stash off is decided by the guy with the greatest mustache we know, Hugo. We call Hugo and he sings us some songs and tells us some stories to bring Martin out of his depression. We listen to some insane Gay Martin audio and try to decide if we want to take the Covid Vaccine. 

Ryan is crushing the Great Stash Off with a thick luxurious mustache Tom Selleck would be jealous off. Gay Martin made some sort of weird music video and we do a full recap of the hit series Sex Factor. We make our picks to be the next big porn star and watch the highlights from the full season. join our discord: https://discord.gg/SZJGCTY

The First Clever Name Podcast Stash Race has officially started and Martin will shave his face to see if he can grow a mustache thicker than Ryans, while Ryan has a month head start. Jack From The Just Conversation Podcast joins us to be our "Young Jamie" and is critical in helping Ryan find his new favorite show "Sex Factor" where 8 amateur guys and 8 amateur girls compete in a house to be the ne...

Its Trans Awareness Week and we decide to spread some education and it almost breaks Martin. Ryan is a certified MD after performing an asperation of his wrist and we watch the video. We try to justify horrible things and check in on what the homeless encampment is doing in Washington. Finally we start planning Martins Spiritual Ayahuasca journey. Full Uncensored Videos on clevernamepodcast.com

Aaron joins us to re-listen to our very first podcast we ever recorded. We slowly find out it was much worse than we could have ever remembered and we spiral into self doubt and shame. Once we are done torturing ourselves with cringe, we fill Aaron in on the Gay Martin saga and listen to more of his rambling audio. Lastly we dive deep on the Gay Martin/ Straight Martin conspiracy.

Ryan is afraid to walk alone at night because a man in a polar bear suit could be around any corner. Gay Martin is pissed at Ryan's incompetence and has gone silent but we read through the backlog of rambling emails trying to understand his creepy insanity. We watch Jess's shitty video of the week and we have exclusive audio of an Irish woman fucks himself for a potato.

Martin and Jess have teamed Ryan is attacked my a crazy guy in polar bear costume at his works parking lot. We listen to more Gay martin audio that is more confusing then ever and we do our first official Jess's Shitty Video Of The Week. Finally we learn that the mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

Ryan hates fun, Halloween and holidays in general because everyone is just a spooky poser. We find out Ryan defiantly banged his high school English teacher and we are pretty sure Gay Martin is a pedophile. Mighty bean technology is being used to examine buttholes with a new robot. Mcbroken is an app that tells you if McDonalds ice cream machines are working and we blow the lid of the Gayce Riot t...

Martin has been released from quarantine and ready to discuss wtf happen while he was gone. We recount the last live stream on twitch when we were convinced something bad happened to our unpaid intern jess and we go through the evolution of smoking indoors and Gameboys. Then its time for the third semi annual shock spelling bee. This time we both have shock collars on and get shocked every time Ry...

Martin is still in quarantine so long time fan and unpaid intern Jess fills in to talk about her lucrative used panties business. Enjoy the fun while Jess licks and chews on her microphone while getting increasingly drunk and Ryan struggles to figure out what going on. Turns out vibrators, dildos and butt plugs with cameras on them are a thing but who would have guessed they are easily hackable. A...

The second round of The Celebrity Cancel Pool Draft. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your pick puts out an apology video or statement then you get 50 points. If your pick gets canceled you get 100 poi...

Aaron is back to co host a show like the old days because Martin has been Quarantined for the next 2 weeks. Ryan solves corona virus with zorbs and Aaron is a party pooper that never wants to have fun like jumping out of 30 foot high windows with a towel as a parachute.  We remember some of the classic moments from the show and we watch the original backyard boxing fight. Cute girls get extra slac...

Here is first round draft of the full Celebrity Cancel pool. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your pick puts out an apology video or statement then you get 50 points. If your pick gets canceled you get...

We are back after our virtual trip to Shrekfest 2020 and we have learned a lot. Mainly that we were right about it being a festival of people who like to get drunk, dress up like Shrek and have weird public sex. Martin has a heroin addict serial killer hunting him down in the middle of the night and ends up saving his life. martin has to Quarantine for the next two weeks because of the Polish revo...

Continuing the rapping with some Hillary duff and Ashley Tisdale inspired bars. Martin does know about George Bush doesn't care about black people. We are one of the top donors for shrekfest 2020 and how we have our website hyperlinked on there webpage and thats a terrible idea for them. The webcam crashed for the last time on this show and we take it out back and office space printer that bitch.

We write and preform raps written by Gay Martin and straight Martin writes a rap about Ryans love for Hillary Duff. We are reminded that Ryan cant read and we have the first installment of the Gauntlet Speed Run. Remember to make you horrifying video compilations and send them to me at clevernamepodast@gmail.com and we will react to them on the show. 

Gizmo and Taco start their podcast Clever Name Dogcast by talking about toilet paper pieces that get stuck your asscrack for an excessive amount of time. Martin eats a whole onion and then some gay rap battles happen. Its a really jam packed show. 

Martin is in a Futurama head jar while Ryan is losing his mind because he doesn't know how to run a podcast. If you enjoy audio AND camera problems then this podcast is for you. Its like someone said "hey let try podcasting" and they have no fucking clue what they are doing. But its not that, its actually the 222 episode of a show that has had multiple sponsors and a one point was a pretty good sh...

Martin is at home in his polish school and we finally get Hugo on the phone to tell us some stories about Pablo Escobar. Martin is challenged to a wrestling match by gay Martin to find out who is the one true Martin. The guy who robbed Ryan when he was younger reached out and wants to connect. Finally we guess whats in peoples butts and solve the worlds food crisis.

Squirrels have the plague, people are eating more strange animals causing the spread of deadly diseases, Ryan figures out that squirrels dont evolve from chipmunks and we find out Martin spent every Saturday locked in a boiler room forced to learn Polish.