Clever Name Podcast

We ask AI to tell us what our soulmates would look like, Europe is going through a heat wave so we play a game of what kills more people than not having AC in Europe and we complete the final goal for the mouth of June by premiering the music video for Shitting My Pants. Dodds joins to present his new segment "Pour Decisions", then Dodds gives some drunk motivational speeches and Ryan an...

The boys are back together and Blake joins us this week to recap Dodds getting wild, Blakes concert and Ryan's experience with a little person. Ryan's Neighbor overdosed and we play Ryan's dads p*rn comments game for the one and only time ever. Ryan completes the entirety of the gay song parody of "forever" by Drake, Kanye, Lil Wayne and Eminem. Finally, Artty has given us a...

Aliens are just a cover up for how awesome salves were. We open up our package from Autoblow and have a life changing experience. Neo home robot and we play another round of the Mongolian throat singing game. This Is the edited version of the show, if you want the FULL version check out Podcastaregay.com and subscribe today.

Women are evil to each other, we are doing the first ever annual online game of skate, Ryan got an email from the RCMP and he is on the Epstein list now. Ryan has new pit viper energy and was complimented by the youth, we rank the different types of fathers for fathers day and we recap our monthly goals. We have 5 BRAND NEW trading cards to add to the collection and we have an amazing sponsor to a...

Ryan is back from a funeral and had some weird experiences, we make our living wills for what we want to happen when we die. We have another million dollar idea to pitch to the shark tank guys and we see what lil windex is up to. This and so much more on this week Clever Name PodcastBUY TRADING CARDS: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQ FULL SHOW: https://www.clevernamepodcast.com/ LI...

Hot Dr Pepper is great for those cold winter days. So Martin drinks a hot Dr Pepper Ryan left in the back of his car for a week. Ryan hates seatbelts and the fascist government is forcing the people to use them and Ryan only dates crazy. We do another round of shock Karaoke to help us hit the high notes, we are 3/4s the way through our gay song parody of Forever and we do the last edition of whats...

Dodds joins us to talk about @billyisterrible seeing our Stuart Little Card, and spot some bars to see if we can get a feature. A fan has made an edit of the "forever" gay parody, Dodds cheats at our version of head bandz and we make our list of goals for June. Ryan gets lint stuck in his ball hair, Dodds defends Luke Bryans new Ai slop song and we check in on the fanime convention where...

Ryan has been fighting with Indians on the internet again, we have been rejected from the Norman Polycule and Ryan gives us another example of the things he thinks of at night. Ryan has become a famous rapper and has wrote some new bars for us and we have a fresh pack of trading cards just released. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. BUY TRADING CARDS: https://0www.paypal.com/ncp...

We are still riding the high of last weeks episode trying to figure out who sent us a box of stuff from Buffalo. Hilary Duff drops a sports illustrated photoshoot, hot Dr. Pepper is disgusting and They Boys Josh Dubs and Mully Open another pack of our trading cards. Ryan has an embarrassing secret to expose and the auto blow is creating jealousy. All this and so much more on episode 528 of Clever...

Ryan is having a bad week and is upset at Canadian Tire for almost killing him, China is lying about the amount of people they have in their country and Shrek rave is back and we plan to attend. We receive an unmarked box to our PO box with no return address and it is filled with some amazing gifts. And finally Ryan performs one of the greatest song parodies ever created.

Ryans stalker Gay Martin has sent a few voice messages in response to "false martin's" new song. We find a new revolutionary kick starter product that allows you to listen to music through your butthole. Martin is caught at a mall taking pictures of women changing and Ryan gives us another edition of "things i think of at night". All this and more one this weeks Clever Name...

Its time for the annual Great Long Distance Sh*t off. We drink laxatives and eat taco bell, last one to sh*t wins. Gay Martin send us a werid email and we turn it into the song of the summer. A spot has opened up in a polycule so we fill out the form to join. The guy who made heelys has passed away and robots are being built for torture. All this and way more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Ful...

Ryan has another embarrassing story that will be edited out of the public version of the show. Ryan was pulled over by the cops and has a new technique to get out of a ticket. New gay identities just dropped and Ryan now identifies as a Murdered Indigenous Woman. We open BRAND NEW trading cards from the CNP TCG and we check out some easter traditions from Martins homeland of Poland. BUY TRADING CA...

Ryan pulls the same April Fools joke he does every year and had a moment with an Indian gas station clerk. A new visa scam involves pretending to get robbed to extend visa status and Ryans cat Brian ran away from home in the freezing cold. China has a drink with Ryans favorite ingredient, Ai is the future of movie making with the new hit film titty killer 5: Zero G and the Junos have the greatest...

We are joined by Dodds to drink our shipment of Australian alcohol. We go to the kitchen and create the first ever drinkable chick-fil-a meal. We force it into our bodies by any way possible. Ryan gets drunk and tries to identify hamburgers and Dodds some drunken stories. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

We have ZERO technical difficulties and everything runs smooth. We play reverse charades where Martin is given instructions to act out in order to guess a prompt. We check out the hit band "i hate the Beatles", Martin blind ranks his favorite countries and we receive an amazing package from  @wick__actual . New cards just dropped in for our clever name cards and we create the "dickathlon" series o...

Ryan has a Kuato on his balls and feminine c*m, we play another edition of everyones favorite game "the sandwich game" and give away some free clever name podcast card packs. Guessing the mugshot with the crime and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast BUY TRADING CARDS: https://0www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQ FULL SHOW: https://www.clevernamepodcast.com/ LIVE SHOW: https...

Its Martins Birthday and we find out he has aids. We open some gifts sent to the PO box and Martin has some of his dreams come true. We are sent some classic Australian goodies that almost make Ryan vomit. Blake joins us to play Smash or pass with Olympic athletes and so much more on this weeks Clever Name PodcastBUY TRADING CARDS: https://0www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQ FULL SHOW: https...

This week we find out who polish people hate, why valentines day sucks and Ryan has a metal break down. We play Oar or Ore and throw out support to the new hit musical Slam Frank. We are presented with a gauntlet of WTF videos this week And so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

We are joined by Dodds again and Ryan is accused of having a yeast infection. We blind rank random things again and Martins favorite polish cafe is closing. We play the Football or Fake name game and try to guess if a name is a real football player or a ridiculous name Ryan made up. We play the new daily game where you try and guess the picture age by the content in the photo. All this and more on...

Ryan, Martin and Dodds start this week by playing the newest edition of Clever Name Family Feud but this time we get all the answers from Blake. We open some mail from the PO box and Ryan huffs some smelling salts. Autoblow has spoiled us with some new gadgets and we test them out live on the show. All this and so much more on episode 512 of Clever Name Podcast.

We invented the worlds first tater tots cup, ryan teaches u to drink potatos and we hit another one million view clip this week. Martin wanted to see tits this week so we guess some celebrities nudes then create the first official tit tier list. We try to master the mug shot matching game and a man is running around Toronto slashing achilles tendinitis. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name...

Ryan has defeated the Chick-fil-A milkshake, soup and iPhones are for gays and women, and we find out that we are middle aged. Dodds joins us to play Whos That Rule 34 game, and we do another round of blind ranking. All this and the a man makes the weirdest scrambled eggs ever on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

We give our hot takes on people calling their boy friends and girl friends "Partner ". Canada has continued Ryans childhood tradition of keeping kids in "autism cages". We play the classic game "British Food Or Shit" where we guess if a picture is of a pile of shit or food british people eat. We check out the summer of 99 festivel and see who is performing and fginally we get a new email from Ryan...

Ryans Family is passing on the tradition of giving black santas for Christmas, We found Thick Liz's house and they have been reported to the bad tenants Facebook group. Eve Jobs is worth switching to apple products, we are now the most pro Israel podcast on the planet in order to cash in on the 7000 Israel is giving to be a pro Israel influencer. We try to match the mug shot to crime on last t...