Clever Name Podcast

Jack is out living his passion of breaking into abandoned buildings, Martin is back from the brink of death and Ryan remembers his childhood as a screech owl solving mysteries in his town. Canada is creating Vaccine factions and more hate speech laws. All this plus a man factures his penis on this weeks Clever Name Podcast          

Martin got clinton'd and Jack is getting his 7th vaccine so Ryan is flying solo and is paying tribute to the man the myth and allegedly shit enthusiast John McAfee, the creator of McAfee Antivirus. Listen along as we find out all there is to know about the insane life of John McAfee.          

People are shooting each other over road rage and front kicking homeless woman, stuck fetish is a lucrative career path and Ryan is still struggling with his bulimia. Ryan took candy from a pedophile when he was a kid and wants to be a tree when hes dead. All this an more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Tune in live on Twitch at 4:20pm every Saturday to join in on the show.           

The biggest slip and slide in the world has an out break of diarrhea, Ryan has bulimia, we discuss Ryan's devastating lost in backyard boxing and our review of hungry bitches the movie. All this and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you want more CNP watch live every Saturday at 4:20pm EST for almost an hour more show or get it all on clevernamepodcast.com

We prepare for the backyard boxing even we have going on tomorrow. Who can can say the n-word is solved through a YouTube video. We find out what people are doing when they are supposed to be working and listen to a man who was bitten in the face by an alligator           

Jack drinks, Ryan hates fun and Martin loves pizza biased domestic assault. This and So much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast          

Ive got a pussy, you've got a dick, lets do it quick is banned in Russia. We play Shock Pictionary with the live chat and we find out if you can break brick with dicks. All this and more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast 

2:44 Martins love for Simple plan is exposed. 11:16 Martin wants a simple plan tattoo and Ryan is just the man for the job. Ryan give his recap of Kong Vs Godzilla. 33:25 Howie Mandel makes porn.           

Non Consensual Fingering, getting high on rotting meat, pooping in bags and vending machine pizza with Dan Z.          

The return of the Ryans wrist lump. We play Guess What's in My Hole 00:31:53 Jack blows our minds with an incredible guess 00:40:37 We find out what a penis plug is and its awful 00:42:01 Buddy Penis Plugs so you can use it with a friend. 01:01:03 What was stuck in peoples butt in 2020 1:16:07 We learn about Pooparoo toys. We play buddy plug price is right 01:30:28 failed ending 01:32:19 Bingo    ...

Gay Martin send dozens of emails and we try to decipher the madness. Crystal loses her weed and Ryan finds it for her. We find out that grenade shaped sex toys are a thing including one with a butthole you can have sex with. The first baby is born with 3 dicks and we find the world most indestructible homeless man.           

2:09 Jack opens the show with more important questions about cake. 10:37 Not only can you squirt milk out of your eye if you snort it, some girls can squirt milk out of there armpits. 15:15 Jack checks his whiteness and things get out of hand (you can probably skip this part). 27:10 Gay martin is back and we try to decipher his latest email. 37:23 We pick our fight of the night fast food edition....

Jack has a pressing question that he found on tiktok. 4:36 Martin had a job interview last week and it went perfectly. 7:31 We crush the answers of the top interview questions. 19:27 We watch three fight videos and pick this weeks fight of the night. 29:31 We listen to the metal version of WAP while a lady pees off a balcony on to a busy sidewalk in eastern Europe. 45:40 The pandemic hasnt shut do...

Dan Z is back after having his eyes open to the flat earth and we get to listen to a man on the verge of shitting his pants for an hour. We learn about the wonderful world of onlyfucks.com when Dan signs up for an account. A man has sex with an Elmo doll and its caught on camera and toys cost 700 dollars now a days. Lastly we finna pull out the glick when we pick the fight of the night. 

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5:35 Jess is back with another shitty video and we check out horny kinky boy.com. 9:32 We check out the listing where you can buy a real shit in a box. 14:50 A guy makes real guns look like nerf guns. 16.36 Martin knows how to use guns because "You play call of duty you know how to handle a gun". 22:35 NASA wants to store cum on the moon. 30:00 Global warming makes your dick smaller so now its imp...

1:14 The amount of fake genitals on amazon is astounding including ones with a man wearing a fake vagina masturbating. 6:34 Ryan has had a lot of brain damage which explains so much. 16:03 Martin thinks he can fight of a murderer while taking a shower and having soap in his eyes which starts a heated debate. 24:11 we watch the video of the streamer (OG geezer) gets stabbed and robbed in an IRL str...

1:54 We are now competing with the Obama and Bruce Springsteen podcast and Ikea Podcast. 11:17 Some people in the world like to get the balls stomped on until they rupture for sexual gratification so we watch that. 25:05 Raging three hour erection may be a side effect of Covid-19. 28:07 Ad Break. 31:55 Police respond to a naked woman masturbating on a car. 49:31 Ryan loves streaking in front of po...

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1:49 We play the first round of Clever Name Podcast Bingo with the fans in the live chat. 9:00 Its Martins Birthday and so he gets to spin the gift wheel to win a prize. 14:00 We listen to the the polish happy birthday. 18:00 We discuss the financial benefits of spraying Gorilla Glue in our hair as a second gorilla Glue Girl emerges. 29:28 We find out what's going on with Bam Margera from Jackass...

0:30 The pre podcast podcast is way better then the actual podcast so visit the http://clevernamepodcast.com to watch the before and after the show shenanigans.10:19 The process of creating the Canadian Fighting leave is underway. 19:56 Black history month assignments have changed ALOT since we were in school. 34:15 A man fights off three robbers with a while at gun point. 44:40 Walt Disney is an...

Flat Earth Dave joins Dan and I to open our eyes to the Heliocentric lies we have been feed our whole live. If you think we are a spinning ball flying through a vacuum Dave is here to convince you otherwise. He explains everything from ice walls to plane travel to why gravity doesn't exist. This did not go how we expected.   Flat Earth Sun & Moon Clock app    https://qrco.de/bbizVA YouTube.   http...

1:50 Ryans complains about his job and some concerning story about work. 10:10 We show our entries into the vagina drawing contest. 29:03 Anal covid tests are a thing and now our home town is testing our sewage to trace cases of Covid 19. 41:25 Clever Name Bingo is now up and running on clevernamepodcast.com. 45:30 We watch Jess's Shitty Video of The Week. 52:22 We watch the Fuck 1 championship wh...

3:40 Ryan is getting closer the his Tom Selleck Mustache and is again pushing Martin to go for the Jared Leto Jesus look. 8:19 Ryan has disgusting neck hair that Martin wants to pluck because "it would be fun". 13:15 We are officially entering the "know your vulva challenge" where you draw a picture of your vagina to win some CBD tampons. 21:39 Vaccination make you gay according to a definitely cl...

Ryan has a problem with piss driblets after he pees and we go down the piss rags for dabbing your dick after you pee vortex. Ryan in now working on his own line. Some lady in the UK finds out that Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy candles are explosive and we find a whole line for dick, ball and cum candles you can buy right now. We play 3 of Jess' Shitty Video of the Weeks and Ryan works to set up the next...