Clever Name Podcast

Jack has a pressing question that he found on tiktok. 4:36 Martin had a job interview last week and it went perfectly. 7:31 We crush the answers of the top interview questions. 19:27 We watch three fight videos and pick this weeks fight of the night. 29:31 We listen to the metal version of WAP while a lady pees off a balcony on to a busy sidewalk in eastern Europe. 45:40 The pandemic hasnt shut do...

Dan Z is back after having his eyes open to the flat earth and we get to listen to a man on the verge of shitting his pants for an hour. We learn about the wonderful world of onlyfucks.com when Dan signs up for an account. A man has sex with an Elmo doll and its caught on camera and toys cost 700 dollars now a days. Lastly we finna pull out the glick when we pick the fight of the night. 

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5:35 Jess is back with another shitty video and we check out horny kinky boy.com. 9:32 We check out the listing where you can buy a real shit in a box. 14:50 A guy makes real guns look like nerf guns. 16.36 Martin knows how to use guns because "You play call of duty you know how to handle a gun". 22:35 NASA wants to store cum on the moon. 30:00 Global warming makes your dick smaller so now its imp...

1:14 The amount of fake genitals on amazon is astounding including ones with a man wearing a fake vagina masturbating. 6:34 Ryan has had a lot of brain damage which explains so much. 16:03 Martin thinks he can fight of a murderer while taking a shower and having soap in his eyes which starts a heated debate. 24:11 we watch the video of the streamer (OG geezer) gets stabbed and robbed in an IRL str...

1:54 We are now competing with the Obama and Bruce Springsteen podcast and Ikea Podcast. 11:17 Some people in the world like to get the balls stomped on until they rupture for sexual gratification so we watch that. 25:05 Raging three hour erection may be a side effect of Covid-19. 28:07 Ad Break. 31:55 Police respond to a naked woman masturbating on a car. 49:31 Ryan loves streaking in front of po...

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1:49 We play the first round of Clever Name Podcast Bingo with the fans in the live chat. 9:00 Its Martins Birthday and so he gets to spin the gift wheel to win a prize. 14:00 We listen to the the polish happy birthday. 18:00 We discuss the financial benefits of spraying Gorilla Glue in our hair as a second gorilla Glue Girl emerges. 29:28 We find out what's going on with Bam Margera from Jackass...

0:30 The pre podcast podcast is way better then the actual podcast so visit the http://clevernamepodcast.com to watch the before and after the show shenanigans.10:19 The process of creating the Canadian Fighting leave is underway. 19:56 Black history month assignments have changed ALOT since we were in school. 34:15 A man fights off three robbers with a while at gun point. 44:40 Walt Disney is an...

Flat Earth Dave joins Dan and I to open our eyes to the Heliocentric lies we have been feed our whole live. If you think we are a spinning ball flying through a vacuum Dave is here to convince you otherwise. He explains everything from ice walls to plane travel to why gravity doesn't exist. This did not go how we expected.   Flat Earth Sun & Moon Clock app    https://qrco.de/bbizVA YouTube.   http...

1:50 Ryans complains about his job and some concerning story about work. 10:10 We show our entries into the vagina drawing contest. 29:03 Anal covid tests are a thing and now our home town is testing our sewage to trace cases of Covid 19. 41:25 Clever Name Bingo is now up and running on clevernamepodcast.com. 45:30 We watch Jess's Shitty Video of The Week. 52:22 We watch the Fuck 1 championship wh...

3:40 Ryan is getting closer the his Tom Selleck Mustache and is again pushing Martin to go for the Jared Leto Jesus look. 8:19 Ryan has disgusting neck hair that Martin wants to pluck because "it would be fun". 13:15 We are officially entering the "know your vulva challenge" where you draw a picture of your vagina to win some CBD tampons. 21:39 Vaccination make you gay according to a definitely cl...

Ryan has a problem with piss driblets after he pees and we go down the piss rags for dabbing your dick after you pee vortex. Ryan in now working on his own line. Some lady in the UK finds out that Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy candles are explosive and we find a whole line for dick, ball and cum candles you can buy right now. We play 3 of Jess' Shitty Video of the Weeks and Ryan works to set up the next...

The Puerto Rican White Supremist Jack survived after giving out is email to and offering to sext with Gay Martin. Weeks ago we found out about a chastity belt that connects to the internet to be locked and unlocked. Now hackers have held a man ransom by demanding bitcoin to unlock his belt. Jess's Shitty Video of the Week comes the closest it ever has to making Ryan puke. Ryan is ready for the rob...

Before the show Jack is getting loose on acid and now we have our pre and post show podcast videos on Clevernamepodcast.com. Ryan is feeling good about the podcast this week and is motivated to make 2021 the best year for us. Gay Martin sends some more emails so we decide to call him. Jack try's to take over and it devolves into acid fueled madness. Jack makes the mistake of giving out his email a...

New year, new studio, new round of crippling depression. Everyone is sad so Ryan's sad and Gay Martin is being extra creepy. Anthony Sullivan tries to sell us the horse chopper and Martin is buying. Our unpaid intern Jess's Shitty video of the week is getting closer and closer to making Ryan puke so we do a double feature and Ryan has a special gift to show Martin for the end of the show. 

We are LIVE the day after Christmas! While all your favorite podcasts are on vacation its our time to shine. We quickly figure out the pound for pound power level rankings and it turns out Jesus would destroy Goku. Martin tries to get better at describing things through shock therapy we have a re match for the title of speed hentai drawing champ. Lastly we dive deep into the new KFConsole that has...

After a rollercoaster of a week on the Vietnamese improv charts Clever Name Podcast skyrocketed to number 2 then dramatically fell to 16th. To combat this downward spiral we compete in the first speed hentai drawing contest and Jack from the Just Conversation Podcast picks a winner. Martin just came back from shredding the gnarr on the slops and probably cracked his ribs. We listen Gay Martins lat...

This week on the number 5 podcast on the Vietnamese Improv charts the winner of the great stash off is decided by the guy with the greatest mustache we know, Hugo. We call Hugo and he sings us some songs and tells us some stories to bring Martin out of his depression. We listen to some insane Gay Martin audio and try to decide if we want to take the Covid Vaccine. 

Ryan is crushing the Great Stash Off with a thick luxurious mustache Tom Selleck would be jealous off. Gay Martin made some sort of weird music video and we do a full recap of the hit series Sex Factor. We make our picks to be the next big porn star and watch the highlights from the full season. join our discord: https://discord.gg/SZJGCTY

The First Clever Name Podcast Stash Race has officially started and Martin will shave his face to see if he can grow a mustache thicker than Ryans, while Ryan has a month head start. Jack From The Just Conversation Podcast joins us to be our "Young Jamie" and is critical in helping Ryan find his new favorite show "Sex Factor" where 8 amateur guys and 8 amateur girls compete in a house to be the ne...

Its Trans Awareness Week and we decide to spread some education and it almost breaks Martin. Ryan is a certified MD after performing an asperation of his wrist and we watch the video. We try to justify horrible things and check in on what the homeless encampment is doing in Washington. Finally we start planning Martins Spiritual Ayahuasca journey. Full Uncensored Videos on clevernamepodcast.com

Aaron joins us to re-listen to our very first podcast we ever recorded. We slowly find out it was much worse than we could have ever remembered and we spiral into self doubt and shame. Once we are done torturing ourselves with cringe, we fill Aaron in on the Gay Martin saga and listen to more of his rambling audio. Lastly we dive deep on the Gay Martin/ Straight Martin conspiracy.

Ryan is afraid to walk alone at night because a man in a polar bear suit could be around any corner. Gay Martin is pissed at Ryan's incompetence and has gone silent but we read through the backlog of rambling emails trying to understand his creepy insanity. We watch Jess's shitty video of the week and we have exclusive audio of an Irish woman fucks himself for a potato.

Martin and Jess have teamed Ryan is attacked my a crazy guy in polar bear costume at his works parking lot. We listen to more Gay martin audio that is more confusing then ever and we do our first official Jess's Shitty Video Of The Week. Finally we learn that the mitochondria is the power house of the cell.