Clever Name Podcast

ITS CHRISTMAS DAY!! and we all got each other 3 gifts. One is great, one is alright and one sucks. We do our version of a Yanky Swap, people are getting Me Too'd in the metaverse and now we are all in trouble. We "cum" up with commercial ideas for our new sponsor and we introduce our new segment "Comrade Teaches Russian". We are live every Saturday at 4:20 (roughly) on Twitch and Youtube. If we ar...

Blake Is out this week but we have Christian to fill in and give us sound business tips like, the better a website looks the more you shouldn't trust it. We re cap what has happened to Ray the evil Knievel of Canada. Sony has an executive caught in a YouTube pedophile sting, confirming what we have learned from the Epstein trial. Switzerland is clearly listening to the show because they stole our...

Longshot Bar may still be in play, Ryan is finding perfect sponsors for the show and the whole show is in over its head. We watch a few videos to find the best mom on world star hip hop and we debate the logistics of playing video games on a Tesla. We are live every Saturday at 4:20 (roughly) on Twitch and Youtube. If we are removed or forced to cut something out of the show all episodes will be a...

The full show is back and we have have important news about a man with a mortar shell up his ass. Ryan and Martin play shock tongue twisters while Blake has control of the collars. Ryan sounds like a tin foil hat crazy person for a while and Martin shows us some crazy Japanese movie involving a man with utters, testicle parasites and midget armpit babies. All this and more on this weeks Clever Nam...

Blake is gone for one more week and we have Tiff come on again to fill in. We find out how many screams it takes for you to start caring if someone is being murdered outside your house. The Ghislaine Maxwell case documents have been releases and we play a game to guess what companies and people have been named as defendants. all this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.  We are live every S...

Blake is not here this week and we Tiff on to fill in and we look into the Bang Energy CEO and he is exactly what you think he will be. Ryan has an interesting dream about unscrewing his dick and its concerning. We learn about eunuch who got their dicks cut off for a job and Tiff is driving cunt stocks through the roof. We are live every Saturday at 4:20 (roughly) on Twitch and Youtube. If we are...

We get nostalgic this week and miss the days of watching Jess's Shitty Videos so we pull one out the the archives. We all enjoy watching a butt cyst removal that just doesn't end. Ryan Hears back from a gun range / bar we heard about last week and we all do covid test. All this an more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you want to listen to the After Show go head over to clevernamepodcast.com....

Its Blakes Birthday and he has to play gift roulette. Its also the year anniversary of Ryans Mustache and we remember the good times. An intergender fight happened in Poland and we finally gets some questions answered. A reddit story reminds Ryan of some repressed memories about cum corners. All this in more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

Everyone is dressed for Halloween and Martin is wearing the polar bear costume he used to scare Ryan last year. A man tried to fight a police car in the park near Ryans house and we have video. Facebook is Meta now and the stock of the Canadian material company jumped up cause people are dumb. We find the new male contraception where you ultrasound your nuts in a mini jacuzzi. All this and more on...

We actually did something that we said we would and did a full Bayblade Tournament. If you want to join the next one Subscribe on twitch to clevernamepodcast and get you own bayblade for the tournament. Then we talk about why Jack isnt coming on the podcast anymore. Blake has a ghost in his house and he got a picture to show us. We find out that nose size is directly connected to penis size, so we...

Webster's Dictionary defines A Podcast as a program (as of music or talk) made available in digital format for automatic download over the Internet. That is what this is and if you have read this far then Im worried about how much time you waste and the choices you make. Like you could have been already listening to this episode and nothing that I write here is going to convince you to listen anyw...

Blake and Ryan talk about the wedding that Ryan attended and the odd movies choices Crystal had. Then we have the first annual Miss my strange addiction. We take 5 girls from the show My Strange Addiction and Rank their beauty then their "talents". Only one can be Miss My Strange Addiction 2021

Jack, Martin and Ryan shoot the shit about the semen retention army and breathing through our balls. Kids are beaning things and but its all a 4chan conspiracy. Double double clothing is coming to Canada and Ryan cant wait to get some and we all cut our dicks off to stop the apocalypse.

Its Ryans Birthday and we celebrate without Jack this week. Jack is posting suicidal shirtless pics on instagram. We play Bad Dragon Guess who where we guess from our favorite dragon related dildos. We find out who is the true king of the animal kingdom, the answer will shock you. Lastly and man shits, cums and pees out of his asshole and doesnt see a problem with it.                             ...

Jack is missing again and we find that some of his Instagram post may be directed towards us. The man who injected a woman with his cum is in jail for 10 years but the video of his attack is released. Cup of Noodles released carbonated pussy broth and we try to get our hands on some. Only 40% of People admit that they would have sex with robots and monthly Taco subscriptions are coming to a town n...

Unc_PePe Joins the show to fill in for Jack and shoot the shit with the gang. Everything from naked woman driving through an active shooting and a man shows his displeasure of the mask laws in Vancouver, BC. If you enjoyed this Go Follow Unc_PePe at https://www.twitch.tv/unc_pepe Blake at https://www.twitch.tv/leapinlisardtv and Ryan at https://www.twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast                    

Ryan, Martin, Blake And Jack play a game to find out what classic movies has Blake seen. We find out the glory of Bambi 2 and the importance of family. Then Blake sucks the goop out of Ryans wrist. This and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.                    

Dan Z  is back and we find out that he has his own "gay martin" and we go over his messages. The Canadian Supreme Court is full wears Santa Suits, Space Raptor having sex in space and recapping Ryans worst nightmare. All this and more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast. If you want the full episode go to https://www.clevernamepodcast.com/clever-name-bonus          

Gay Martin and Jack have a "rap battle", Ryans coworkers are going postal, we decide the winner of the Bad Logo Contest and we go through the rest if the list of amazing ideas we will never do. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you want the full episode go to clevernamepodcast.com.          

Ryan melts down over technical difficulties, Blake got too drunk last night and passed out on his lawn, Martin is working overtime and Jack is sad. Everything lines up for an amazing show. Ryan may lose his job if he doesnt get vaccinated, Gay Martin his coming for Blake ass and we look through the list of things to do that we will never get done.           

Jack is back and brought sexy back, Blake joins us again to to let us know about the guard monkeys in Trinidad and Tobago. We read some the best inspirational quotes Jacks Instagram page has to offer. We read through the best selling novel The Crested Gloves written by Ryan King. Lastly we have a few ideas that the shark tank guys would die for.           

Blake joins us on the show this week for the intervention beauty pageant and to decipher Gay Martins manifesto. We discuss future backyard fights and the worst logo ever created for the show. If you can make a worse logo send it to clevernamepodcast@gmail.com or post in our discord.                    

Ryans Wrist Lump is back with a vengeance and Ryan tries to convince Martin to drain it for him. We look over the court case of the man who was caught with his pants down, in a barn oiling up a pony but he promises its "not what it looks like". A man is released after a few consensual backyard castrations and a girl is selling her "love" online with nfts. All this an more on this weeks Clever Name...

Gay Martin is back with his completed manifesto, we had a tornado hit our town and destroy houses and Jack is caught is a flood. We spit ball some ideas for backyard fighting and much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast           

Jack is back from getting vaccinated in an abandoned warehouse, Ryan takes another crack at the clever name podcast shock spelling bee and Martin gets a new job. We come up with new backyard fights we could do and Jack tried to defend peoples use of the n word. All this an more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.