Clever Name Podcast

Jack, Martin and Ryan shoot the shit about the semen retention army and breathing through our balls. Kids are beaning things and but its all a 4chan conspiracy. Double double clothing is coming to Canada and Ryan cant wait to get some and we all cut our dicks off to stop the apocalypse.

Its Ryans Birthday and we celebrate without Jack this week. Jack is posting suicidal shirtless pics on instagram. We play Bad Dragon Guess who where we guess from our favorite dragon related dildos. We find out who is the true king of the animal kingdom, the answer will shock you. Lastly and man shits, cums and pees out of his asshole and doesnt see a problem with it.                             ...

Jack is missing again and we find that some of his Instagram post may be directed towards us. The man who injected a woman with his cum is in jail for 10 years but the video of his attack is released. Cup of Noodles released carbonated pussy broth and we try to get our hands on some. Only 40% of People admit that they would have sex with robots and monthly Taco subscriptions are coming to a town n...

Unc_PePe Joins the show to fill in for Jack and shoot the shit with the gang. Everything from naked woman driving through an active shooting and a man shows his displeasure of the mask laws in Vancouver, BC. If you enjoyed this Go Follow Unc_PePe at https://www.twitch.tv/unc_pepe Blake at https://www.twitch.tv/leapinlisardtv and Ryan at https://www.twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast                    

Ryan, Martin, Blake And Jack play a game to find out what classic movies has Blake seen. We find out the glory of Bambi 2 and the importance of family. Then Blake sucks the goop out of Ryans wrist. This and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.                    

Dan Z  is back and we find out that he has his own "gay martin" and we go over his messages. The Canadian Supreme Court is full wears Santa Suits, Space Raptor having sex in space and recapping Ryans worst nightmare. All this and more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast. If you want the full episode go to https://www.clevernamepodcast.com/clever-name-bonus          

Gay Martin and Jack have a "rap battle", Ryans coworkers are going postal, we decide the winner of the Bad Logo Contest and we go through the rest if the list of amazing ideas we will never do. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you want the full episode go to clevernamepodcast.com.          

Ryan melts down over technical difficulties, Blake got too drunk last night and passed out on his lawn, Martin is working overtime and Jack is sad. Everything lines up for an amazing show. Ryan may lose his job if he doesnt get vaccinated, Gay Martin his coming for Blake ass and we look through the list of things to do that we will never get done.           

Jack is back and brought sexy back, Blake joins us again to to let us know about the guard monkeys in Trinidad and Tobago. We read some the best inspirational quotes Jacks Instagram page has to offer. We read through the best selling novel The Crested Gloves written by Ryan King. Lastly we have a few ideas that the shark tank guys would die for.           

Blake joins us on the show this week for the intervention beauty pageant and to decipher Gay Martins manifesto. We discuss future backyard fights and the worst logo ever created for the show. If you can make a worse logo send it to clevernamepodcast@gmail.com or post in our discord.                    

Ryans Wrist Lump is back with a vengeance and Ryan tries to convince Martin to drain it for him. We look over the court case of the man who was caught with his pants down, in a barn oiling up a pony but he promises its "not what it looks like". A man is released after a few consensual backyard castrations and a girl is selling her "love" online with nfts. All this an more on this weeks Clever Name...

Gay Martin is back with his completed manifesto, we had a tornado hit our town and destroy houses and Jack is caught is a flood. We spit ball some ideas for backyard fighting and much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast           

Jack is back from getting vaccinated in an abandoned warehouse, Ryan takes another crack at the clever name podcast shock spelling bee and Martin gets a new job. We come up with new backyard fights we could do and Jack tried to defend peoples use of the n word. All this an more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.          

Jack is out living his passion of breaking into abandoned buildings, Martin is back from the brink of death and Ryan remembers his childhood as a screech owl solving mysteries in his town. Canada is creating Vaccine factions and more hate speech laws. All this plus a man factures his penis on this weeks Clever Name Podcast          

Martin got clinton'd and Jack is getting his 7th vaccine so Ryan is flying solo and is paying tribute to the man the myth and allegedly shit enthusiast John McAfee, the creator of McAfee Antivirus. Listen along as we find out all there is to know about the insane life of John McAfee.          

People are shooting each other over road rage and front kicking homeless woman, stuck fetish is a lucrative career path and Ryan is still struggling with his bulimia. Ryan took candy from a pedophile when he was a kid and wants to be a tree when hes dead. All this an more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Tune in live on Twitch at 4:20pm every Saturday to join in on the show.           

The biggest slip and slide in the world has an out break of diarrhea, Ryan has bulimia, we discuss Ryan's devastating lost in backyard boxing and our review of hungry bitches the movie. All this and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you want more CNP watch live every Saturday at 4:20pm EST for almost an hour more show or get it all on clevernamepodcast.com

We prepare for the backyard boxing even we have going on tomorrow. Who can can say the n-word is solved through a YouTube video. We find out what people are doing when they are supposed to be working and listen to a man who was bitten in the face by an alligator           

Jack drinks, Ryan hates fun and Martin loves pizza biased domestic assault. This and So much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast          

Ive got a pussy, you've got a dick, lets do it quick is banned in Russia. We play Shock Pictionary with the live chat and we find out if you can break brick with dicks. All this and more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast 

2:44 Martins love for Simple plan is exposed. 11:16 Martin wants a simple plan tattoo and Ryan is just the man for the job. Ryan give his recap of Kong Vs Godzilla. 33:25 Howie Mandel makes porn.           

Non Consensual Fingering, getting high on rotting meat, pooping in bags and vending machine pizza with Dan Z.          

The return of the Ryans wrist lump. We play Guess What's in My Hole 00:31:53 Jack blows our minds with an incredible guess 00:40:37 We find out what a penis plug is and its awful 00:42:01 Buddy Penis Plugs so you can use it with a friend. 01:01:03 What was stuck in peoples butt in 2020 1:16:07 We learn about Pooparoo toys. We play buddy plug price is right 01:30:28 failed ending 01:32:19 Bingo    ...

Gay Martin send dozens of emails and we try to decipher the madness. Crystal loses her weed and Ryan finds it for her. We find out that grenade shaped sex toys are a thing including one with a butthole you can have sex with. The first baby is born with 3 dicks and we find the world most indestructible homeless man.           

2:09 Jack opens the show with more important questions about cake. 10:37 Not only can you squirt milk out of your eye if you snort it, some girls can squirt milk out of there armpits. 15:15 Jack checks his whiteness and things get out of hand (you can probably skip this part). 27:10 Gay martin is back and we try to decipher his latest email. 37:23 We pick our fight of the night fast food edition....