CineMortuary Podcast

205 Live, the Irish, things in a toolbox, staying over at Rob's house, children's hobbies in the 80s, musical guests, Christmas trees in February... We talk about almost everything possible here. Except Michael Myers, who isn't in this film. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zombi 2, also known as: Sanguella, The Island of the Living Dead, Zombie Flesh Eaters, Zombie, Zombie The Dead Walk Among Us, Gli Ultimi Zombi, Woodoo, L'Enfer de Zombies, Zombie 2: The Dead Are Among Us and Nightmare Island. Take yer fuckin' pick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin Bacon's gone, so's Fred Ward, and now seemingly Willy too. Oh lawd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Very #OnBrand for CineMortuary to have a horror Christmas special that's neither a horror or set at Christmas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hope you like wrestling references because bloody hell this episode Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

they're coming to colourise you, barbara Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

*sigh*We head back to psychotropic 1970s horror, via Africa and a New York populated by doves, for a whole bunch of nothing. LITERALLY, NOTHING HAPPENS. WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING? THROW A FUCKING PIE.Spoiler alert: 2019 'Turd of the Year' winner right here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOJAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOJAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOJAWS 3DJAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOJAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOJAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOJAWS 3DAlso, we finally dish out the 'The Golden Turdies', dishing out awards for our first year of CineMortuary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're going deeper underground for our biggest podcast yet. Probably. Maybe. Not. Size does matter, so here's Matthew Broderick being a massive bellend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by the meta-sequel The Town That Dreaded Sundown, here's a podcast about a podcast detailing a podcast that happened in a previous podcast but now has its own podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The lads celebrate reaching a quarter of a century by revisiting the Alien franchise. Here's a HOT TAKE for you: we quite like this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The lads take a bite out of Dracula, hammering home why this sucks. (Jim Duggan intensifies) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A budgie is shoved into the microwave by a lamp. What more do you people want?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get up, come on get down with the sicknessGet up, come on get down with the sicknessGet up, come on get down with the sicknessOpen up your hate, and let it flow into me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Seriously, Dan, you just spent thousands of dollars on a top-of-the-range security system and you won't even check your DVR when spooky shit happens to your daughter, wtf are you doing you utter gammon?twitter.com/cinemortuaryfacebook.com/cinemortuaryinstagram.com/cinemortuaryletterboxd.com/cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The lads try getting back to normal, or as normal as it gets, in the aftermath of Blair Witch: Book of Shadows. Chris has apparently murdered a man, Dave got hitched, Rob's recovering from a 4am McDonalds, and god knows where Big Rich has gone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU LET BIG RICH DO A PODCAST??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You have two choices for the different second film: go to New York or go to space. Thankfully Fin and his shark-specific tornadoes opt for the Big Apple, where he's surrounded by celebrities I think we're meant to recognise. twitter.com/cinemortuaryfacebook.com/cinemortuaryinstagram.com/cinemortuaryletterboxd.com/cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This remake of the TV film - put those complaints away - places us right in the middle of the current wave of 1980s nostalgia. Can we expect something different than kids on bikes clowning around like a bunch of goon(ie)s? Well, Stranger Things have happened.twitter.com/cinemortuaryfacebook.com/cinemortuaryinstagram.com/cinemortuaryletterboxd.com/cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Oh dear. The lads find themselves stuck in a mental institution with only a nun speaking in nonsensical riddles for company. Their dreams are trying to kill them, and even worse, the guy responsible has developed a taste for terrible puns. Can they survive? Or with the dream warriors, they don't want to dream no more, and maybe tonight they'll be gone.www.cinemortuary.comtwitter.com/cinemortuaryin...

So we're clear: the maid's body was in the attic before the married couple's because the maid's sequence at the beginning of the film takes place chronologically after the couple move in and it's their corpses the maid sees as she's dragged up and killed before the couple move in and wait that's not right--www.cinemortuary.comTWITTER: www.twitter.com/cinemortuaryINSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/cinemo...

Part 2 of CineMortuary's unboxing trilogy and Dave's at it again choosing films that are horror in name only (granted the first Blade was quite goretacular). We're too excited from seeing Danny John Jules in a non-Red Dwarf role to care.www.cinemortuary.comTWITTER: twitter.com/cinemortuaryFACEBOOK: facebook.com/cinemortuaryINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

The first part of CineMortuary's unboxing trilogy sees Rob deliver a near-literal turd in a box. That's why we're dipping back into John Carpenter remake territory with the 2005 remake of The Fog - where atmospherics and Jamie Lee Curtis have been replaced by Fall Out Boy and Shannon from Lost. On the plus side, CEX will offer to buy Dave and Chris' newly acquired DVDs for 1p. www.cinemortuary.com...

Our last episode featured a film so obscure, we've made an effort to synergetically put our ducks in a row and target our key demographics in order to enhance the CineMortuary experience. Who'd have thought reviewing a modern film would shoot us into the big time? Now buy our merch.www.cinemortuary.comTWITTER: twitter.com/cinemortuaryFACEBOOK: facebook.com/cinemortuaryINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/cine...

Somewhere in Spain, exactly 500 years ago tonight, Dailymotion was created as a rival to YouTube. But it was a bit bollocks and uncool so everyone forgot about it. What will happen when the king of obsolete formats gives the other two hosts a reason to venture into this ghost town? Nothing but red X's and ten year old episodes of TNA Impact await.www.cinemortuary.comTWITTER: twitter.com/cinemortua...