CineMortuary Podcast

Dark and edgy remakes of your beloved childhood favourites take a disturbing turn as the Banana Splits downright murders people. Tra la la OH SHI--Hosted byDave WalkerRob YeomansTHE FALCONEdited by Dave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This film is so old, the running time of the original film was measured in length. Good thing we measure our wangs in minutes these days. Hosted by Dave Walker, Chris Wilson and Rob Yeomans. Edited by Dave Walker. Twitter: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CineMortuary is your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels... so here's Hot Fuzz?!Hosted by:Dave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe This Made: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With not many options for Christmas horror sequels or remakes, Sirs Yeomans and Walker look at 2006's Black Christmas, the cinematic equivalent of Pom-Bears. Sit down with a plate of skin cookies and enjoy! Hosted byDave WalkerRob YeomansEdited byChris WilsonCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Willy away, Rob and Dave turn CineMortuary into one of those cliché nerd podcasts. Expect talk on The Thing (...2011) with references to Star Trek (...Discovery), X-Men (...the video games), Doctor Who (...the Christopher Eccleston years) and wrestling (...Jeff Hardy).Hosted byDave WalkerRob YeomansEdited byChris WilsonCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about y...

Sorry we're late with this episode. We keep being haunted by memories of that Scooby-Doo episode so, logically, we dug up his grave to destroy the corpse... except Scooby-Doo isn't dead, and who knows whose grave we've dug up oh god--Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispodApologies to: @scoobydooandhisfamily Learn more...

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understandBlobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the landHosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AKA: The Ring vs The Grudge. Finally, a contest worthy of a Wrestlemania main event... or, at least, TNA Hard Justice. Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"There are good podcasts, and then there are RIDDICKulously good podcasts. This was shaping up to be one of those."!!!A new episode every week in October!!!Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

+ THE 2ND ANNUAL TURDIES. We kick off our third year of CineMortuary with talk of Bill Goldberg wearing a wig, YouTube, I Love Horses Magazine, knobheads driving loudly around York at 11pm every night, Heartbeat, libraries, our sponsors NordVPN, and everything else you'd expect from a review of The Ring.!!!A new episode every week in October!!!Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDa...

The lads are buzzing that they've reached 50 episodes. Listen as they fly into one of the big hitters of the horror genre, winging their way through historical Teletext, boking, two Coronation Street tram crashes, pet shops that sell baboons, and whether Geena Davis is hot or not. Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary...

It's terror time again as Scooby-Doo goes full horror with actual zombies and actual witches and actual hot chili peppers. RIKES!Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byChris WilsonWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nurse Ratched eats frogs, deadlifting-shaped aliens bump into each other like idiots, and Dave's grumpy thanks to Rob Yeomans THE BEST PICKER OF FILMS EVER.Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here we have a blossoming relationship in the midst of a brutal war between vampires and werewolves. #TeamMichael #TeamMarcusHosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave,Dave, are you sure? This isn't the one with the face slicing and Slipknot, Dave? Nor the flying zombie dogs shooting guns out of their bums? Is this the right one, Dave? Dave???Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hollywood's violent tribute to Wallace and Gromit takes us to the theme park, tanning salon and the birth of MURICA. Grab a hot dog and untie your horse, you're in for a wild one. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispod CineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The lads are back to discuss NordVPN, noodles, Jeremy Beadle, the boogeyman (or boogeymen), dancing, deadcats, Mick Hucknall, and maybe 2018's Halloween rebootquel as well. Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited by Dave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Straight from the bargain bins of second hand charity shops in Whitby, the lads talk about the cheapest film any of them have probably ever seen. That and backyard wrestling. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker We Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's sleepover time at CineMortuary Studios. Dave's brought the drinks, Willy's brought the popcorn, and Rob's brought this pile of--Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited by Dave Walker Twitter: @cinemortuary We Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave, Rob and Willy travel back to the 1950s to see what the Creature from the black lagoon got up to next. As it turns out, the Creature is alive and starring in Jaws 3D and Shark Attack II.Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited by Dave Walker Twitter: @cinemortuary We Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE lads in THE studio review THE 2004 film sequel to THE Anaconda franchise with THE subtitle THE Hunt for THE Blood Orchid. THE heck? Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited by Dave Walker Twitter: @cinemortuary We Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rob's redemption arc for picking Exorcist II: The Heretic finally comes to an end. Or did it even begin? We forget now. Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited by Dave Walker Twitter: @cinemortuary We Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Slow chemicals, May 19th, Katie Vick, 36 inch penises, Tiny Lister, and much more wrestling-related nonsense as we pay a visit to WWE Studios. It was either this or Leprechaun: Origins tbh. HostsDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEditorDave WalkerTwitter: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A group of unwitting teens are stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit., starring Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbe-- excuse me, what? 1953?! Are you sure?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rob's redemption arc promises to curve up at some point. While we wait, here's some talk on Lincoln (boooo), the WCW Hardcore Junkyard Invitational, Dave's good mic, Shaggy from Scooby Doo, Hull (boooo), ghost-seeing glasses, comedic racism, 2001 face slicing, love, and THE FALCON. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices