CineMortuary Podcast

EPISODE 85 - We keep picking films that hit a bit too close for home at the moment. Sorry. Remember: HANDS. FACE. FIRE.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BY Dave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 84 - After our diversion on the Starship Enterprise, it's time to go back to our roots with some torture p**n. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCINEMORTUARY: @cinemortuaryWE MADE THIS: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Star Trek: First Contact, according to Dave, is in a lot of parts a "PG-13 HR Giger gothic horror film". So there. Chris will not say the line. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 82 - Bringing in 2021 the only way we know how: with giblets and raw meat. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerWe Made This Network: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 81: William Shatner fights Krampus. Or does he?!?! No, no he doesn't, he sits behind a desk. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An extremely 2020 remake of The Craft gives us progressive politics and incidental magic, which leaves the lads feeling very old and pining for old goth clothing shops. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies. And a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man, has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator, someone to strike fear into the black hearts. Of the same man who created him. The battle between good, and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows, lies a dark warrior. The pre...

EPISODE 78: The lads lockdown with a horror anthology. Prepare for tales of haunted Indian statues, hungry bin bags, and a dead bloke who just really wants a lift. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 77 - Wilson picks a too time-appropriate film as Rob and Dave enjoy life in Tier 2. On the plus side, DOGGO!Hosted by: Dave Walker, Chris Wilson, Rob YeomansEdited by: Dave WalkerTwitter, Facebook, Instagram: @cinemortuaryWe Made This Network: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 76: With the 3rd annual TURDIES ceremony at the end of the episode, Dave looks to ruin Rob's calculations by presenting us with a syntax-loving demon who loves creative casino-based deaths. We wish a million people would listen to this podcast. Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad cho...

EPISODE 75: We are celebrating three quarters of a century of episodes here at the CineMortuary bunker, and as such Rob is treating the lads BIG TIME. It goes down like a smooth glass of Chianti.... It's THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!Hosted byRob YeomansDave WalkerChris WilsonEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

EPISODE 74: Chris is back on the throne and after threatening it for multiple episodes he's finally making Rob & Dave watch Uwe Boll's "Masterpiece" Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance... Oh no...Hosted byChris WilsonRob YeomansDave WalkerEdited byChris WilsonWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 73: It's Dave's pick so once again Chris and Rob ask the age old CineMortuary question... It's not a Horror film though, is it?? It's the sequel that the lads aren't sure anyone needed... BATTLE ROYALE IIHosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 72: Rob has thrown the lads quite a curve-ball this time round and has gone all Werner Herzog on us... Oh my! Hosted byRob YeomansDave WalkerChris WilsonEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 71: Chris makes his long awaited return to the throne with a film that harnesses modern technology in such a contrived way that renowned technophobe Rob's head is on the cusp of exploding! Hosted byChris WilsonRob YeomansDave WalkerEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 70: It's Dave's turn in the porcelain palace and in a ploy to lure Chris out of his exile in Belarus we have the second coming on the podcast of our lord and saviour Nicholas Cage in Color out of Space! Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 69: It's Rob's turn on the throne and its the Ash-free 2013 remake of The Evil Dead. Creatively titled Evil Dead... Chris/THE FALCON is still leading the world's fight against COVID-19 so Michael Cornell is back. Groovy. Hosted byRob YeomansDave WalkerMichael CornellEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

EPISODE 68: It's Dave's pick so its obviously a spin-off of Scanners III... Chris is away fighting crime as THE FALCON so Michael Cornell joins the party! Hosted byDave WalkerRob YeomansMichael CornellEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 67: Annoying kids, Spielberg's worst traits and super spooky curses. Needless to say Chris was not overjoyed with Rob's pick. Hosted byRob YeomansChris WilsonDave WalkerEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 66: Chris loved Rob's Final Destination 3 pick from a while ago so much that he is diving right back into the franchise. Rob's intro technique, multi-vehicle pile ups and White House raids. Just another day at the studio. Hosted byChris WilsonDave WalkerRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

EPISODE 65!Swamp dwelling creatures, green goo, Ted DiBiase lookalikes, atrocious dialogue and force feeding. Must be one of Dave's picks...Hosted byDave WalkerRob YeomansChris WilsonEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 64: It's Dave appreciation week here at CineMortuary Towers and as such Rob gives him the gift of Predator 2.Sequels in the big city, Japanese LaserDisc artwork and 90's nostalgia ahoy. Hosted byRob YeomansChris WilsonDave WalkerEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 63: For some reason HBO decided to remake Attack of the 50 Ft Woman as a TV movie in 1993. Then for some reason Chris decided to pick it for the podcast. Then Dave decided to blow the lads away with his phenomenal football knowledge...Hosted byChris WilsonDave WalkerRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

The Buffy Swearing Keyboard, polar bears, Gitaroo Man, NXT UK York review (about a week too late), admin, Rob not being good at lying and everything else you normally expect on this, uh, video game podcast?!?!Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nicole Kidman's forehead, Greggs breakfast, snow in New Mexico, the Queen's Christmas Day speech, Eurovision, Nickelodeon sitcom bullies, parkour and much more in the sharpish remake of 2009's Let The Right One In. Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited by Dave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuarywww.wemadethispod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...