CineMortuary Podcast

EPISODE 103 - What do you do when you're Roger Corman and you have a massive dinosaur sat in storage? Another Aliens rip-off, of course! HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wmt_network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 102 - AKA: Shocking Dark, here's big balls Bruno Mattei abusing Italy's lax copyright laws to create a film called Terminator II, which rips off Aliens. Obviously one of Dave's picks. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @CineMortuaryWe Made This: @wmt_network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 101 - Season 5 begins with a steamy, erotic, incestuous tale of mislabelled panthers. Strangely not one of Dave's picks. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansCRUNCHER OF KEYSMamba the CatEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @CineMortuaryWe Made This: @wmt_network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 100 - There was only one way we could ever celebrate hitting the century. No crappy 2011 version or video game here, just the bonafide king of horror remakes in John Carpenter's The Thing. Plus a special Q & A and the 4th annual TURDIES awards. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wmt_network (thank you for hosting our non...

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAYThe boys try to walk-through Wes Craven's proto-meta horror film with the detail it deserves. Meanwhile, a white fluffy monster destroys the recording studio around them. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansDESTROYER OF STUDIOSMamba the CatCINEMORTUARY: @CineMortuaryWE MADE THIS: @wmt_network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODIO 98 - Il tuffo di Dave nel bidone della merda raggiunge livelli assurdi mentre sceglie un'altra fregatura di Jaws, questa completamente doppiata in italiano. OSPITATO DADave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansMODIFICATO DADave WalkerWE MADE THIS: @wmt_networkCINEMORTUARY: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 97 - Just because you can release a film about the Antichrist on the date 6/6/6, it doesn't mean you should. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonThe YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerWe Made This: @wmt_networkCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 96 - Get the cool girls, the military and rocket launchers ready as Abel Ferrera gives the 'Body Snatchers' story a distinctly 90s makeover. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @CineMortuaryWe Made This: @wmt_network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 95 - The lads are finally back in the same room together, and face-to-face communication makes bribery so much easier as Dave picks what could be the worst film they've ever seen. Does it even constitute a film? HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansINTRODUCINGMamba the CatEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wmt_network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

EPISODE 94 - Ever hear the one about Warwick Davis and his contacts in the ostrich world? HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYChris WilsonCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wmt_network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 93 - Stepfather II: Make Way For Willy as he introduces the seminal horror series starring Terry O'Quinn to the lads. 'Seminal' as in they had no idea it existed, doodah doodah. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYChris WilsonCineMortuary: @CineMortuaryWe Made This: @wmt_network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 92 - The lads travel to an island where nature strikes back. Hope you're ready for an array of giant cocks. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 91 - A barrel of Trioxin destroys Rob's Internet in the middle of a Michael Jackson-led zombie uprising. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @CineMortuaryWe Made This: @WeMadeThisPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 90 - It's Chonke vs Monke in the greatest fight in the history of ancient monsters. If only those pesky humans would get out of the way...HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris Wilson (R.I.P.)'The Iron Man' Rob Yeomans (R.I.P.)EDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 89 - The finale of the Chris Linay Trilogy™ sees The Best Big Man in Podcasting take the Haunting Henchman of Horror and the Muscle-Bound Meat Man of the Macabre on a zombie-riffic trip to... Norway? Yes way! HOSTED BYChris WilsonRob YeomansSPECIAL GUEST HOSTChris LinaySupport the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:www.patreon.com/wemadethisCineMortuary on Twitter: @CineMortuaryWe Mad...

EPISODE 88 - Chris Linay returns to talk about some children who know all your secrets. Now you're thinking, ''I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.''HOSTED BYChris WilsonRob YeomansSPECIAL GUEST STARChris LinayEDITED BYChris WilsonWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 87 - Graps and Claps' Chris Linay joins us for one of the more infamous sequels in film history. Bad things, sad things, have to happen. HOSTED BYChris WilsonRob YeomansSPECIAL GUEST STARChris LinayEDITED BYChris WilsonWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 86 - It's fookin' pissing it down. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYChris WilsonWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryTechnical note: Dave was suffering from a two-second delay. The audio has been cleaned up where possible. Please contact @dancinghenry if you would like a refund. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 85 - We keep picking films that hit a bit too close for home at the moment. Sorry. Remember: HANDS. FACE. FIRE.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BY Dave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 84 - After our diversion on the Starship Enterprise, it's time to go back to our roots with some torture p**n. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCINEMORTUARY: @cinemortuaryWE MADE THIS: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Star Trek: First Contact, according to Dave, is in a lot of parts a "PG-13 HR Giger gothic horror film". So there. Chris will not say the line. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 82 - Bringing in 2021 the only way we know how: with giblets and raw meat. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerWe Made This Network: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 81: William Shatner fights Krampus. Or does he?!?! No, no he doesn't, he sits behind a desk. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An extremely 2020 remake of The Craft gives us progressive politics and incidental magic, which leaves the lads feeling very old and pining for old goth clothing shops. HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies. And a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man, has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator, someone to strike fear into the black hearts. Of the same man who created him. The battle between good, and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows, lies a dark warrior. The pre...