CineMortuary Podcast

EPISODE 203 - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the corn... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 202 - It's another one of Dave's overly ambitious, not-even-a-horror choices as Gary Daniels tries to be the next Jean Claude Van Damme. Well, Van DAMME does this surprise in places, especially when f***ing BIG VAN VADER SHOWS UP!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 201 - With Dave tied up making sure the subcontractors aren’t filling the new CineMortuary studio with dodgy wiring, Rob and Willy go it alone to tackle the sequel (SPOILERS!) and the wider setup of M. Night Shyamalan’s Unbreakable trilogy. It’s just a shame that the worst thing about this comic-book trilogy is all the comic-book stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

EPISODE 200!!! We celebrate a massive milestone for CineMortuary by reviewing the grimmest zombie film imaginable. Then, we answer questions asked by you; with some special messages from the Film Stories family spliced in-between. Thank you so much for listening to us for the last 9 years. Here's to the next 200 episodes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 199 - Back in the world of Predator for their take on… Lightsabers and Baby Yoda?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 198 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 197 - Sure, these eggs contain killer alien critters, but is it REALLY any worse than how most Easter eggs don't contain chocolate in them anymore? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 196 - With Willy away on Falcon duties, Rob and Dave pick the first eligible film of 2026. Let’s hope it’s not an omen for the year ahead… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 195 - ...and this is why we shouldn't trust AI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 194 - There's nothing to fear but fear itself... and a creaky spiral staircase. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 193 - This means that 29 other Carry On films are eligible for the podcast too. Hide your nagging wives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 192 - Another lovely trip to the OG of horror for us 90s kids. Listener beware, you're in for a scare. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 191 - ...in which we bear witness the biggest monster in cinematic history. But enough about Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 190 - Bill Goldberg's third winning streak was a bit more violent than the previous two. Ho ho hoes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 189 - Just stay back a few minutes until the truck passes by, FFS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 188 - Halloween’s sequel was a continuation, Friday the 13th’s a retread. Elm Street, meanwhile, uhm… Kinda gay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 187 - After the nonsense of War of the Worlds, the lads settle for a diet of meat and potatoes to bring them back on an even keel. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Crystal Lake... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 186 - No one would have believed in the current years of the twenty-first century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures th...

Join Rob, Dave, Willy, and Neymar Jr Yu-Gi-Oh card on a trip down ol’ London Town as Goth Johnny Depp and Goth Helena Bonham Carter do goth pie things (not a euphemism). PLUS, the 8th annual TURDIES awards are upon us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 184 - The best use of a Cube in CineMortuary history until Episode 186. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 183 - Star Wars & Aliens & Bryan Cranston & Space AIDS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 182 - Alfred Loadofcock presents: a slightly knowing sequel to one of the worst films ever made. Sincerity is for the birds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 181 - Predator proves things were better back in his day by having a proper, old school scrap in Native America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 180 - Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the creepy arse motel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 179 - In the quest of winning awards, Willy's choice sticks out like a sore thumb... as in there are thumbs, and Rob and Dave are quite sore about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices