CineMortuary Podcast

EPISODE 210 - It's time to crown our 9th annual TURDIES awards. Kane Parsons, the director of this creepypasta Youtube adaptation, was 12 years old when we started CineMortuary. Part of the Film Stories Podcast Network: https://filmstories.co.uk/film-stories-podcast-network-shows/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EPISODE 209 - Welcome back to the pod, creepy James McAvoy, as Rob makes Dave suffer through another grim bit of viewing... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 208 - Dave goes back into the DVD bargain bin-- oh hang on, straight to the DISH Network (???) to pick yet another shitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 207 - The Dark Universe MUST CONTINUE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 206 - Over 200 episodes in the making, we finally confront one of Dave's most hated films. But was he wrong all along...? No. No, he wasn't. It's f***ing awful. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 205 - If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhoodWho you gon' call? (Ghostbusters... again.)If there's somethin' weird, and it don't look goodWho you gon' call? (Ghostbusters... in exactly the same way we did 5 years ago) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 204 - CineMortuary has been replaced with The Dark Universe Podcast, a multi-year 164-part project that will exhaustively cover the biggest franchise that dominates cinema to this date. In part 1, we cover the first of many, many films as Tom Cruise stars as the one of the most iconic characters in storytelling history… “Nick”. Oh he’s a jewel thief and he’s called “Nick”, just got that on...

EPISODE 203 - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the corn... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 202 - It's another one of Dave's overly ambitious, not-even-a-horror choices as Gary Daniels tries to be the next Jean Claude Van Damme. Well, Van DAMME does this surprise in places, especially when f***ing BIG VAN VADER SHOWS UP!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 201 - With Dave tied up making sure the subcontractors aren’t filling the new CineMortuary studio with dodgy wiring, Rob and Willy go it alone to tackle the sequel (SPOILERS!) and the wider setup of M. Night Shyamalan’s Unbreakable trilogy. It’s just a shame that the worst thing about this comic-book trilogy is all the comic-book stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

EPISODE 200!!! We celebrate a massive milestone for CineMortuary by reviewing the grimmest zombie film imaginable. Then, we answer questions asked by you; with some special messages from the Film Stories family spliced in-between. Thank you so much for listening to us for the last 9 years. Here's to the next 200 episodes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 199 - Back in the world of Predator for their take on… Lightsabers and Baby Yoda?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 198 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 197 - Sure, these eggs contain killer alien critters, but is it REALLY any worse than how most Easter eggs don't contain chocolate in them anymore? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 196 - With Willy away on Falcon duties, Rob and Dave pick the first eligible film of 2026. Let’s hope it’s not an omen for the year ahead… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 195 - ...and this is why we shouldn't trust AI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 194 - There's nothing to fear but fear itself... and a creaky spiral staircase. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 193 - This means that 29 other Carry On films are eligible for the podcast too. Hide your nagging wives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 192 - Another lovely trip to the OG of horror for us 90s kids. Listener beware, you're in for a scare. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 191 - ...in which we bear witness the biggest monster in cinematic history. But enough about Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 190 - Bill Goldberg's third winning streak was a bit more violent than the previous two. Ho ho hoes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 189 - Just stay back a few minutes until the truck passes by, FFS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 188 - Halloween’s sequel was a continuation, Friday the 13th’s a retread. Elm Street, meanwhile, uhm… Kinda gay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 187 - After the nonsense of War of the Worlds, the lads settle for a diet of meat and potatoes to bring them back on an even keel. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Crystal Lake... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 186 - No one would have believed in the current years of the twenty-first century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures th...