Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Charlie Kirk and his brutal death. SlimFast watched the Charlie Sheen documentary, despite all that was happening. ‘Phillies Karen,’ got banned, and Summer was born on the DAY the Church of Lazlo first aired. Lazlo picks his sporting bets, and Slim is geeked about a new UFO sighting. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your...

Lazlo wouldn’t be a good evangelical preacher. SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the trash talking between Gen Z vs Boomers. People suck, especially in Pizza Hut’s comment section. Lazlo wants to start a business: Amid-Divorce Lawyer. A prostitute slapped Charlie Sheen on the stomach and called him, ‘Fatso.’ Lazlo picks his sports bets after winning big last night. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk a...

Lazlo can’t sleep for the life of him, and is LIVID when Chief fans try to give him a pep talk. SlimFast and Summer are concerned about the hate comments; Lazlo couldn't care less. Lazlo gives parenting advice, “Do not let your kids do anything that would make you not like them.” In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the House Oversight Committee releasing the Epstein Birthday message, the body...

Lazlo and SlimFast debrief this weekend’s Football. Lazlo and Slim predict Summers’ going to be dating someone mega old in seven years. Whose the most hated rock bands? Charlie Sheen was black mailed. Ubers’ are testing out taking cash, and Lazlo can’t understand why SlimFast cares. Lazlo believes anyone who has a headache is a little bitch. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the lottery win...

Happy Friday! EVERYONE has been exposed to the Indigo Girls (whether they wanted to, or not). Lazlo and SlimFast believe Jalen Carter was valid for standing up for himself, if he thought he got spit on. SlimFast asking, “What age should kids get phones?” leads Lazlo to a rant about his ex-wife. Lazlo and SlimFast dream of winning the $1 million lotto, and living together in Costa Rica. In Headline...

It’s starting to feel like fall, and Lazlo gives his modern day dating advice. SlimFast and Lazlo believe men and women can’t be friends. Lazlo is grossed out from seeing the viral video a health clinic posted, and makes Slim mad by comparing his ass to a used car. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo hear Lottery advice, and discuss Trump saying Epstein is a Democratic Hoax, a man who was wrongfully...

Lazlo and SlimFast get into a BIG soup argument. Lazlo purposely leaves his clocks off by a couple minutes, and it’s driving SlimFast CRAZY! How did SlimFast get his pantyhose fetish? In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Florida man who asked to sniff a lady's sneakers, then ran her over. Additionally, how Trump is alive, staples are being found in Texas Roadhouse bread, a 11 year old who...

SlimFast has a comedically large soup collection. Lazlo and SlimFast get heated about the Polish CEO stealing the tennis hat from that kid, and debate if a 4 day work week is worth it. SlimFast and Lazlo place their sports’ bets, and think that Paul Finebaum has stupid takes. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Burning Man, the National Guard heading to Chicago, an Ohio cop that was drunk on...

Happy Friday! Teachers are accusing people of AI, and a student was recently slammed down by a teacher in a game of musical chairs. Lazlo and SlimFast HATE subscriptions. Lazlo and SlimFast come up with the best ‘sexy coffee’ drive through, and pick their sports bets for the weekend. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Catholic school shooter’s motive, two religious leaders that were arrested in De...

Lazlo can’t hear anything; literally. SlimFast is stocked up on Plan B, and Lazlo thinks he secretly wants a kid. Lazlo teaches how to make a crack pipe (and warns not to get too into drugs), and talks college football with NIL. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Minneapolis Catholic school shooting, the FEMA workers who were put on leave, Ryan Borgwardt getting 89 days after faking his...

Lazlo was sick yesterday, and SlimFast does not want to go to the hospital after he literally split his head open. Travis and Taylor are engaged! With everyone talking about it, it's like a happy 9/11. Did Summer also get engaged? Lazlo and SlimFast join the teacher outfit debate that’s on Tik Tok. In Sports, Lazlo gives his picks, and the guys start getting hyped for college football. In Headline...

SlimFast is at war with flies, Lazlo with bees. Gen Z keeps on getting scammed, and are TERRIBLE liars. Avery Johnsons’ family fought in Ireland after K-States' loss, and Slim exposes Lazlo for hitting a woman's car at a Chiefs game. What age gap makes a couple the most likely to stay together? And why is tourism in Vegas going down? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trump thinking about se...

Lazlo goes on a passionate rant as a continuation of his last Facebook post. Summer shares if she' s ever had an STD, and Lazlo is super hyped for college football. SlimFast gives a hack on how to get cheap subscriptions. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Door Dashers’ car that was destroyed over a wrong order, a woman with ALS that was given a voice via AI, Erik Menendez being denied p...

Lazlo and SlimFast HATED school, and Lazlo talks about dropping out. Lazlo and Slim rant about divorce lawyers. Seann William Scott from American Pie is apparently filthy rich, and Lazlo eggs on the mean comments on our Facebook. The guys answer important questions, like, “What should you splurge on?” and “Is porn harmful?” In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the Southern California that man was caug...

Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their first (crappy) jobs. Lazlo believes the government should give a basic living quota that people can live off of; SlimFast somewhat agrees. Is Kansas fun? Lazlo gives his sports betting tips of the day, and recommends we bring back ass kicking. In Headlines, the guys discuss a Florida man that was charged for aiming sprinklers at disabled kids, Russia giving some...

There' s storm sirens going off, and Lazlo and SlimFast genuinely don’t care. If someone was beating up your kid, would you join the fight? Summer rants about her new apartment. Is Lazlo gay? The guys reflect on their sexual awakenings. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Ketamine Queen pleading guilty, the bodycam footage of an Assistant Attorney General getting arrested, a Nashville Cop bei...

Lazlo and SlimFast think the conspiracy about Taylor Swift performing at the Super Bowl is a total reach. The guys get heated over the TikTok Hazelnut Café drama, and Lazlo shares his college football bets. In Headlines, the guys cover Zelensky’s visit following Putin, the Brooklyn club shooting, a Southwest pilot’s DUI, a local PE teacher charged with assault, a hiker trapped behind a waterfall,...

Lazlo’s trashcan has live bees, and now a possum. The guys have a needed debrief after yesterday's consulting meeting. Lazlo tells his gonorrhea story, and SlimFast his herpes story. Anthony Mackie making out with a mystery woman has Lazlo feeling reflective: Is success earned? Or is it given? SlimFast is pissed at the way Lazlo eats donuts, and Little League betting is on the rise. In Headlines,...

Modern technology has made being on parole MISERABLE! Lazlo claims that SlimFast peed himself in court. Are the green dildo’s thrown on the WNBA courts sexist? Or a part of some crypto coin? In Headlines, the guys discuss the postal worker that was sentenced to 30 years after stealing checks and cards, Taylor Swift breaking the internet, Harvey Weinstein may be getting re-tried, Amazon Drones comi...

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo's great grandpa was a HUGE gambler (and, a really good violinist). Concert prices are getting insane. Lazlo and SlimFast go on multiple rants, about fetishes, weed, and abortion, (respectively). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the troops now in DC, the new information about the Austin shooter, Spirit Airlines possibly going out of business, and much more! Stream The...

Today, Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over their khaki-short wearing hate comments, and call each other queer a lot. After hearing about the lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist, Lazlo now wants to be a therapist. Jason Kelce’s big reaction to Taylor Swift's new album reveal was too much, and we support Tyrese Maxey in not knowing how to use a can opener. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over NFL fashi...

We’re back! SlimFast and Lazlo’s moms are driving them crazy with the TV remote, and Lazlo shares the story of the toilet paper his in-laws chucked at his head. Lazlo is way too lax about shipping times for Slim’s liking, and the guys reflect on “Little Lazlo” back in school. In Headlines, SlimFast covers Texas’ push to gain five seats, the CDC shooter, Feel Free and kratom, a man walking up to te...

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about TV's, and say the size of your TV doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it. Kansas University’s new mandate on no-pronouns within email signatures sparks heated reactions from Lazlo and SlimFast. Later, Lazlo goes on a rant about co-parenting, and eating pangolin. In Headlines, they discuss Trumps’ tariff deadline, the manhunt for a Tennessee man...

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their dads’ drinking habits, and how much they love Kenny. Lazlo is pissed that “Feral Child Summer” exists; Just send them outside! Lazlo and SlimFast are confused on why they can’t ghost women, and Lazlo believes the Royals have “the worst offense in history.” In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss James Craigs’ sentencing, the Virginia councilman...

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo got attacked by a swarm of bees. Literally. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss fighting, and if you’re fighting, going for the ear is a bitch move. SlimFast calls Lazlo ‘babe,’ and the guys get into a discussion on cringy vs non-cringy pet names. Lazlo believes canned chicken is absolutely disgusting, while SlimFast is a hardcore advocate. In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent w...