Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Happy Tuesday! SlimFast is closing in on adopting a new dog, and Lazlo accidentally set his trash can on fire. We also got a resolution to the expensive car repair from yesterday! Lazlo and SlimFast debate underground aliens, and Lazlo believes Slim is ‘a grey.’ SlimFast and Lazlo talk about what it was like to interview Courtney Love, and her offering to officiate Lazlos’ wedding. In Headlines, L...

Happy Monday! Lazlo has a car problem that made him borderline suicidal. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief on the best shows/movies to be watching right now. A new study came out about how long adults stream per day; And, while people romanticize life before technology, Lazlo and SlimFast push that the internet is the best. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the guy from Michigan that just started stabbing...

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over the money Lazlo won gambling. With Hulk Hogans’ death, Lazlo reflects on his love of WWE while growing up. Lazlo uses AI to analyze what to say to women and co-workers, which leads the guys to discuss what women like to be (and what not to be) called in the bedroom. Lazlo gives his betting recommendations for today, and the weekend. Lazlos’ son missed...

Happy Thursday! What types of exes do Lazlo and SlimFast have? SlimFast and Lazlo discuss corporate red-flags, and how impressive it is to work a 9 - 5 job. There' s a new Tik Tok challenge, where kids slam into a door and run away; Lazlo and SlimFast think they're gonna get shot. As a nation, what celebrities do we owe the biggest apology to? In Headlines, SlimFast introduces The Wallstreet Journ...

Rest in Peace, Ozzy Osbourne. Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Ozzy’s best eras, and Lazlo's sisters’ love of old rock. Lazlo got someone money through betting yesterday, and his son badly hurt his ankle, but still wants to go to Margaritaville. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss catfishing each other, sexting, and the fact that everyone that hates them on Facebook have the most wrinkly cargo shorts....

Happy Tuesday! Lazlo and SlimFast open up with show and movie recommendations, and Lazlo reflects on how much his old boss and him screamed at each other (and somehow he still liked him?). Lazlo and SlimFast debate the best gas station. The guys discuss if kids are truly going outside anymore with phones now being every where, and what technology will be extinct in the future. In Headlines, SlimFa...

Happy Monday! SlimFast is getting a new dog, and Lazlos’ ex-wife randomly dropped off two cats. Lazlo is TIRED of the sympathy towards the CEO's wife from the Coldplay concert. Then, “Would you date her?” Lazlo gives advice on where to go if you want to date the craziest women in the nation. With new sex stories coming out from Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck shouldn't feel ashamed. Lazlo talks about...

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on healthcare; Why do people even save money in the first place? The guys dive into the Coldplay concert that revealed a CEO’s affair. Lazlo discovered ‘Throning,’ a new Gen-Z term for dating, and people are getting really excited about the Fleetwood Mac rumors. The guys enter a heated debate on which donut place is the best, and brainstorm a new business....

Happy Thursday! With the flash flooding today, Lazlo ended up pushing a shopping cart out the street that SlimFast and Summer ignored. How much money would it take for you to be with your father? Leave your spouse? Play Squid Games? Embarrass yourself on Live TV? Lazlo and SlimFast review Shane Gillis’ ESPYs performance, and Lalzo tells the story of living in a borderline haunted house. In Headlin...

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo tells the story of Dr. Jay, and warns to not mess with women who are into witchcraft. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief the All-Star Game, discuss learning sports while growing up, and times’ people have run into hot teachers outside of school. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up Dan Serafini being found guilty of murder, the questionable existence of the Epstein list, the Amer...

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast get hyped for tonight’s All-Star Game. They get into a conversation about inequality - and, what is considered okay to say - and Lazlo admits he has a real problem posing for headshots. The guys also get introduced to Labubu's and the new Gen Z-coined term “Y2K Skinny.” They debate whether being a Disney Adult is a relationship deal-breaker, and in Headline...

Happy Monday! This weekend, Lazlo went to see the new Superman movie and Incubus concert - and somehow, they both turned political. With James Charles' newest controversy, the guys get taught internet drama. Which accent is the hottest? And, who had a standoff with their mom over swiss cheese? Headlines-wise, SlimFast introduces the continuing Texas floods, MAGA being upset about Epstein, the litt...

Happy Friday, everyone! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share iconic stories from the past. They talk about early radio days and Lazlo's time in prison with Sugar Bear, Papa Chulo, and Urkel. Lazlo and SlimFast bond over their love of gambling. A discussion about Love Island contestant, Cienna Ortega, leads the guys into genealogy—and a rant about what you can and cannot say. SlimFast also runs through...

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast want to know; Did Mayor Q subtweet us? Does he hate us? Lazlo and SlimFast talk about what their favorite cereal is, and Lazlo's Ozzy Osborne album was wrongfully dubbed the “Diarrhea of a Crazy Man,” by his mom. SlimFast introduces headlines to Lazlo, like the deadly Texas floods, Alex Jones crying, a drunk golfer trying to fight former NHL player Nick Tarnasky,...

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share stories of partying with different bands that were touring. Lazlo hypes up DrunkJill and supporters online, before diving into the things older people need to do to appear like they take care of themselves. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss current rent prices, as well as share stories about what it was like working an ‘hourly’ job. In headlines, SlimFast...

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast admit that they hate mandatory corporate meetings. Lazlo may need hearing aids, but refuses to get them, and with Slim planning his wedding, the guys’ talk about relationships. Headline-wise, SlimFast introduces Alex Coopers’ boo’ed baseball performance, Matt Cameron leaving Pearl Jam, the 27 year old that was killed after firing at a US Border Control stat...

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about times in early-radio when someone attempted to bribe them, and odd jobs that might actually be fun. Ozzy Osbourne and Steven Tyler sounded actually really good at the Black Sabbath farewell. SlimFast runs through breaking headlines with Lazlo, including the recent floods in Texas, Elon Musk’s potential new political party, and the deaths of Michae...

Happy Thursday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss baseball betting before diving into the debut of the new adult Chuck E. Cheese attraction, Chuck’s Arcade. In headlines, the guys discuss Diddy's reaction post-verdict, Bryan Kohberger updates—including how his family may be reacting to his guilty plea deal—and the rumor that Travis Kelce can’t read. Lazlo also shares the story of when he met Micha...

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss and unpack the criticisms Lazlo faces online, along with some suspicious fan encounters from over the years. Lazlo and SlimFast dive into today's headlines, including the breaking news of Diddy’s verdict, Lululemon’s lawsuit with Costco, and Bryan Kohberger’s expected plea deal. SlimFast also introduces an article that lets people rate restaurants...

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo immediately comes at SlimFast for his bald head, and then debates patriotism. The guys discuss jobs that don’t seem too unappealing; like standing in line for rich people, and pushing people into subway cars. Lazlo and Slim dive into Title IX, and the most recent cruise-ship incident that has occurred (no, not poop-cruise). Lastly, the guys dive into the line you can an...

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Jeff Bezos’s wedding in Venice, and his mysterious relationship with Sydney Sweeney. Lazlo and SlimFast debate whose America’s sweetheart - Reese Witherspoon? Julia Roberts? Plus, the guys discuss what Lazlo would do as a crisis manager, and if kids are truly able to have a ‘90’s Kids Summer’ now. Lastly, they call Poncho to hear about the shock o...

Happy Friday! ** SlimFast asks Lazlo what he would do in a cannibalism or starvation scenario; Lazlo opts for crashing a car** After much discussion, the guys come to the conclusion that Ozempic doesn't seem too bad.** Lazlo and Slim discuss what their worst nightmare is - which, surprisingly, David Spade has experienced.*** The Supreme Court is making some big decisions** Lazlo and SlimFast refle...

Phone call at the end of the podcast! ** Today, Lazlo and Slim figure out they have a bad track record with wild animals. ** Lazlo met WHO at his son’s baseball game?!**Love Island cyberbullying allegations lead the guys to call their own cyberbully, Squirrel. **Lazlo and Slim discuss the “princess treatment” lifestyle.**Lazlo reminisces on times he’s been reprimanded at work.**

**Today, Lazlo and SilmFast talked about Hippie parents vs Nixionites, and handling grief.** There’s another viral incident with a passenger on a plane** Lazlo and SlimFast unpack the public debate over the potential new stadium**What would Lazlo and SlimFast do if one of them went missing?** Lazlo and Slim discussed Trump cussing on TV**People want AC/DC to retire; Lazlo and SlimFast think they s...

*There are plenty of people living a life of broken dreams. The world needs more people who refuse to dream in the first place. *I like Ted Danson. Is he a nepo baby? *Slimfast and his fiancé have to put their dog down today :( *The prosecution has rested in the Puff Daddy trial. *Raise your hand if you know someone who lost a partner to Supertramp. *Lazlo can't seem to remember the date of 9/11....