Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlo gives an update on his son, and won some serious dough from the games last night. Lazlo tells the story of playing poker with Will Ferrell and George Wendt. Would SlimFast and Lazlo join a scream club? We’re starting Horror Movie Friday! The guys cover the breaking NBA news. In Headlines, the guys cover the breaking NBA news, ChatGBT becoming a browser, a man running for senate covering up a...

Thanksgiving is like warmup sex for Christmas. And, you should never go to a party with a ‘loaded chamber.’ Lazlo and SlimFast read the ‘men diagram' for dating apps. What things from back then are now luxuries? We called our attorney and asked him a really important question; Can you wear a penis costume in public? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys talk about the soccer dad tha...

Lazlo thinks Halloween is for children, and Slims’ friend got diarrhea at a Halloween Party. As a kid, Lazlo had to walk with friends to keep from getting attacked by the Oakland County Child Killer. What happened to Baby Lisa? Men have been ‘Bathroom Camping’ since the beginning of time, and attractive people get a lot more advantages. A company came out with a toilet camera that analyzes your bu...

Lazlo's ex-wife is staying with him for the week. Jonathan Cain is leaving Journey; Is there anyone who gets hotter as they get older? Slim is so weird with his cabinet food. Lazlo places his sports bets, and Shohe i Ohtani is AMAZING with last night's 10 strike outs and 3 home runs. Slim gives advice on how to get better answers from AI. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how someone may ha...

Sabrena Morgan, Co-Founder of Transforming Criminal Justice, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to share her incredible story. From meth addiction and dealing drugs, to surviving being shot in the head, to serving time in federal prison, she now co-leads a nonprofit helping formerly incarcerated people rebuild their lives and adjust back to soci ety. You can find Sabrena Morgan at @sabrenamorgan (Tik Tok) a...

Lazlo's son went through surgery, and people who film their kids’ post-surgery are weird. SlimFast almost yelled at a lady going to a food bank. RIP Ace Frehley, and there's now a Brewers Karen. Lazlo places his sports bets, and loves going to the strip-club mid-day. In Headlines, the guys discuss the three guys in Halloween masks who threatened a Virginia woman, the Florida teen who faked his own...

SlimFasts’ the Joe Camel of Kratom. What's with all these women teachers hooking up with students? Slim got a warning from his neighbor. Lazlo and SlimFast are DISGUSTED by women' s bathroom (and periods). SlimFast gave himself a sponge bath, and Lazlo places a lot of money on a sports bet. Would you re-do your college years? In Headlines, a lady got stabbed in Marshalls due to a slow line, Erotic...

With the new controversy with the Blue Valley School Teacher, Lazlo and SlimFast admit to riling up kids in his school. The guys reflect on ’Tuesday with Lazlo,’ and talk about becoming ‘empty nesters.’ Lazlo and Slim HIGHLY recommend Task. What's the scariest movie of all time? Was ‘Oscar’ banging Slims’ mom?? Courtney Love was a lead singer for Faith No More??? In Headlines, the guys discuss the...

We’re back! Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Lazlo' sons’ torn ACL, and the man causing a scene on Slims’ honeymoon plane. Lazlo rants about the refs always saying ‘upon further discussion,’ and Slim is heavily against having stickers on your car if you want to avoid road rage. In Headlines, the guys discuss the helicopter crash in California, the multiple homecoming shootings that happened in Mississip...

Lazlo and SimFast worry (at least, somewhat) about medical bills. Lazlo was given a note by everyone in the 4th grade saying they don’t like him, and Lazlo and SlimFast are Tunnel buddies. What do women see as red flags, early on? College is EXPENSIVE, and Lazlo picks his sports bets. In Headlines: Tyrese Gibson (from Four Brothers) has a warrant for animal cruelty, ChatGBT got a kid in Missouri b...

Lazlo’s son tore his ACL, and SlimFast and Lazlo debate whether men and women should have the same physical tests. Go Tigers! Lazlo strongly advises people to keep their shoes on at work and finds the after-parties at weddings cringe-worthy. After hearing about the announcer who called the Alabama Honeybees “the face of Ozempic,” the guys wonder if he went too far. In Headlines, the guys talk abou...

Lazlo grills SlimFast about his upcoming wedding; Why hasn't he said anything?? Bob gave Slim ‘The Prenup Talk.’ What do you start dreading doing once you're older? ChatGBT now has parental controls, and Mr Beasts’ newest video shouldn’t be that controversial. KFC’s ‘ Great Great Great Nephew’ leaked a secret recipe, and it leads the guys to think people are humping couches. Younger people don’t d...

How did Lazlo get his ex-wife to watch football? And what were parents feeding their kids in the 80s and 90s? Jeriney pays us a visit! SlimFast and Lazlo discuss dating app expectations, and Lazlo shares the stats on how likely your kid is to be yours (spoiler alert: it’s low). Lazlo and SlimFast are blown away by how many country singers have “Brian” or “Bryant” in their name. In Headlines, Lazlo...

David Bell, one of Kansas City’s top defense attorneys, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to answer all the big questions—like, “What do I do if I hit a DUI checkpoint?” and "What's a case you had that should be a Netflix doc?”

SlimFast didn’t get donuts, and Lazlo and Summer are BUMMED. What are Lazlo and Slims’ “Don’t knock it till you try it,” life hacks? Lazlo and SlimFast brainstorm questions to ask a Defense Attorney. Wichita was voted as the least friendliest cities?? And SlimFast heavily agrees? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trumps’ order with Tik Tok, Hegseth calling top military leaders to a meeting,...

Lazlo and SlimFast have a much needed debrief after yesterday's corporate meeting. The guys have different opinions about Gary Cohen getting onto a Mets’ player for leaving a game for Charlie Kirk' s funeral. Lazlo can’t stand Church bands, and is blown away by current apartment prices. Lazlo places his bets, and SlimFast and him get in a debate over Salvy. In Headlines, the guys discuss the new u...

Lazlo and SlimFast still have hope for the Tigers. With new information about the CEO Coldplay concert, Lazlo is tired of people getting fired for having sex. Tommy Lee seems to be in every band, and there may be a new supergroup on the way. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the breaking news at the Dallas ICE facility, Jimmy Kimmel’s opening monologue, a Missouri woman found guilty of tryi...

Lazlo won big last night. Is the Rapture coming today?? Slim and Lazlo reflect on their cynicism. Slim has a whole arsenal of stink bombs, and a stripper jumped off the stage and punched Lazlo in the nose. John Cena has the guys reflecting on parenting. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss a tiger handler (Ryan Easley) being mauled, Jimmy Kimmel’s return, Trump and the FDA claiming Tylenol cau...

The Chiefs won! (Thank God) D4vd’s case is seriously insane, and Slim’s into his cousin? Lazlo is too? What is r/MyBoyfriendIsAI? And Lazlo says that women’s porn is rom-coms. Andy Reid and Travis Kelce are beefing again, and the Rams had a crazy game. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Murdoch possibly buying TikTok, the large black bear that showed up at a New Jersey Dollar General, Canadi...

Katie Czyz, Director of AI Integration at BlueConic and New York Times–published author of "Learning to Tell the Truth to Those I Love," joins Lazlo and SlimFast to talk about epilepsy, people’s evolving relationship with AI, and how AI helped her cope with the mental toll of her medical diagnosis.

Lazlo and SlimFast discuss transferring schools, and how Summer needs to improve her call screening. People like the taste of gasoline? And SlimFast tried anti-freeze. Slim gets upset looking at hate comments; Lazlo thinks he's a little bitch. An old lady got scammed by an ‘astronaut running out-of-oxygen,’ and sent over 6k. What were Lazlo and Slims’ dads’ common remedies when they got sick? In H...

Lazlo and SlimFast talk Ozempic. There's been so many movies that have the potential to be an AMAZING sequel/reboot. With kids moving away for college, Lazlo gives advice on loneliness. Slim is completely blown away when he learns about the OnlyFans BOP House, and how much money they make. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Jimmy Kimmel’s show being pulled, the now identified dead teen in D4...

Lazlo and SlimFast talk about how tedious vacations can be. What are different ways people attack each other online? Lazlo is cracking up about fake Facebook articles, and rants about current news stations. Lazlo and SlimFas are extremely shocked, looking at the cost of groceries and cars now. In Headlines, the guys discuss the text messages between Charlie Kirk' s killer and his roommate, the jud...

Lazlo and SlimFast are mega sick, and Lazlo gives his parenting take on school-attendance. The guys reflect on their relationships’ with their siblings, and Slim admits he betrayed his brother, big time. The new generations don’t know the feeling of getting pranked called, and Lazlo makes his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss how the Colorado shooter was active with online neo-nazi group...

Lazlo and SlimFast believe that once you hit 40, your ‘check engine’ light turns on. Lazlo and SlimFast answer important questions like, “What are some porn fantasies that actually end up amazing?” And, “Would you turn in a co-worker or family member?” Nick Wright calls in to talk sports with the guys. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo react to the breaking news regarding Charlie Kirk’s killer, Tru...