Church of Lazlo Podcasts

A lot of people are divas in radio, and things are tense in Lazlos’ house. Lazlo doesn't care where he puts his seamen. What are the times you thought ‘you’ve made it?” Lazlo really wants the Throne one, SlimFast does not. Slim is the ‘Godfather of Kratom,’ but does not recommend 7-OH. In Headlines, the guys discuss Kristi Noem getting fired, Brittney Spears getting a DUI, new Trump allegations co...

It’d be a crime to not listen to Limp Biscuit in the morning. Lazlo gets hydrant-like puke if he takes too much kratom. Lazlo and SlimFast discover ‘low income eyes,’ ‘trailer park cheekbones,’ and ‘high body count hair.’ Would you drink with your friends? RIP Lou Holtz. Women get IBS more than men?? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Kristi Noem getting grilled, a mom who got in trouble...

The Sopranos was HUGE back in the day. Lazlo will pay Slim $500 if Brooke calls his mother a hooker. Does SlimFast have a chance with Reese Witherspoon? Lazlo thinks he does with current-day Brittney Spears. Lazlo and SlimFast thirst over a Louisiana Mayor that slept with a 16 year old. Slims’ girlfriend was in 4th grade when he was in his 30’s (probably). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss...

SlimFasts’ wife and mother fought (again), and Lazlo and SlimFast debate (ex) in-laws. Was Jimi Carrey replaced? The airport theory is BACK! Baseball is BACK! Please stop mobile ordering, SlimFast is worried about not getting the right subway sandwich. Lazlo is dreading learning to re-walk, and SlimFasts pees’ smells like cinnamon rolls. In Headlines, the guys talk about the recent Iran attacks on...

If you’re talking to someone in the hospital, maybe stay away from the phrase ‘buy a coffin.’ Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the US-Israeli strikes on Iran. Lazlo was disappointed to find no hot chicks with beads when he was in the military. There was an awkward moment on a TX local news station. SlimFast has a new True Crime story (kinda). Is Travis Kelce going to the Giants? Stream The Church of Laz...

The full, uncensored interview with Gavin Rossdale, lead singer of Bush. Don’t miss The Church of Lazlo Big Night Out on May 8th at Azura Amphitheater with Bush, Mammoth, and James and the Little Gun. Grab your tickets now at 989therock.com!`

Everyone has one uniting want; To jack off and get high. Have you ever knowingly given someone an STD? The guys discuss the new Kansas law affecting transgender people's ID. What's moderate masturbation? The guys get excited for baseball. Gavin Rossdale calls in! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Deadpool Killer having a big fan base, Hilary Clintons’ deposition about Epstein, and much...

If you ‘feel’ a diet coke, you’ve never smoked crack. Lazlo's son is ‘cats in the cradling,’ him. The Kansas Men's Basketball team (probably) knows where Baby Lisa is. Whores are people! SlimFast begs for a car. What is ghostlighting, and why does Lazlo and Slim love it? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Bill Gates hooking up with Russian whores, CRAZY D4vd news, a guy poisoning his roommat...

SlimFast has a business idea for Lazlo, and we’re now #3 in America (behind a guy named Chicken wing). Whats' the thermostat game? Lazlo wants dancers to get on those poles. There's some great grunge music coming out. Lazlo places his sports bets. Should Slim bring back country physic? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trump's State of the Union, US Men's Hockey, a strip club that moved rig...

SlimFasts’ car autopilots to his mistress's house, and EVERYONE needs a Slippery Sam The Tax Man. We got a NEW true crime story. Never trust a guy named Caleb. The Iowa University Frat video is so funny - and, now going viral. Lazlo doesn't believe John Davidson at the BAFTA, and thinks it was a marketing scheme. Lazlo and SlimFast debate if the Hunter College Professor was intending to be racist...

People stay in Kansas City for the whores. Why is JellyRoll getting cancelled? And what is the new ‘ChineseMaxxing’ trend? Lazlo calls out our weatherman, and Scott Parks. The USA Men's Hockey game was CRAZY! In Headlines, the guys discuss the people believing Epstein is alive, a Mexican cartel boss being killed, the Blizzard of Brooklyn, the man who got shot at Margo Lago, the Circle K lotto scam...

LAZLO MAYBE KNOWS THE SUSPECTED TRUTH ABOUT NANCY GUTHRIE! If you’re starring in a movie, you NEED to practice running. Lazlo wants to be a divorce consultant. What's the current drama with TLC's pregnancy show? If you’re a serial killer, you should take one for the team. IN Headlines, the guys discuss the 11 year old who killed his adoptive father going to court, Obama and Trump talking about ali...

Lazlo responds to the sports criticism on Reddit. Would Lazlo and SlimFast be sell outs, giving the opportunity? Chacho got a yellow light. The new ‘Hidden Valley Ranch,” jingle is trash. SlimFasts’ dog can always tell when he's had sex. Where is baby Lisa?? The first ever Youtube video is now in a museum, and all Minecraft Youtubers ended up being pedos. In Headlines, the guys discuss Former Prin...

Lazlo gives a health update, and rants about his mom. Are you participating in the great lock in?? Bring back MySpace! Can we leave Mark Zuckerberg alone? Lazlo believes there should be a universal age where you become an adult. SlimFast gives his daily Nancy Guthrie update. Should Mr. Beast give $100 million to ECU? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you ge...

Lazlos’ self governor makes him puke. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer are all in the market for a new car, and Slim only trusts women doctors. Kristi Noem got a pilot fired for forgetting her blanket. Canadians don’t get popular in Canada until the United States likes them. What are the hardest sports, ranked? Lazlo thinks K-States Coach Tang getting fired is not deserved. In Headlines, the guys discu...

Lazlo is cynical and Summer is not. Lazlo doesn't know what state his ex-wife lives in, and gives the lore behind his cat. SlimFast is nicknamed ‘beat off,” and the boys reflect on past producers. Lazlo vs a Kangaroo; Who would win? Or Kangaroo vs wolf? Lazlo and SlimFast bet on the Olympics. There are huge mistakes happening with Nancy Guthries' case, and SlimFast remembers when Kurt Cobain died....

Lazlo and Chacho are ignoring doctors’ advice. Lazlo gives expert advice on how to get Slims’ wife out of the, “Why don't you have kids?” questions. Ace Hardware has AMAZING pies. With all of this Epstein and abduction news, did we forget about Minnesota? Lazlo has a heated opinion about the Norwegian who admitted to cheating on his girlfriend. RIP James Van Der Beek. Stream The Church of Lazlo po...

BREAKING! New details on Nancy Guthrie!? Lazlo took his son golfing, and can SlimFast please stop with the fart/poop stories? If you’re betting in hockey, you might need gambling help. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Canada School Shooting, Kid Rock saying the Turning Point USA performance was out-of-sync, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spoti...

Lazlo gossiped about slimFast at B Dubs, and might become a Michigan State game. It’s red Tuesday! The guys give insight on Super Bowl ratings. What sucked in the 90’s? Lazlo and SlimFast scheme on the best way to hold someone for ransom. In Headlines, the guys talk about Ghislaine going dino bone hunting with RFK Jr, Savannah Guthrie' s plea for her mother, and much much more! Stream The Church o...

SlimFast literally fell through the ceiling. Lazlo and SlimFast catch up on the Nancy Guthrie updates. Would you bet 33k on The Super Bowl? RIP Brad Arnold. Can Gary leave us alone??? In headlines, the guys talk about Trump dissing Bad Bunny' s Super Bowl performance, Lindsey Vonn getting hurt, and a huge update with Ana Kepner, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podca...

Lazlo's youngest is figuring out what to do post ASL surgery, and his oldest doesn't have a curfew. Driver licenses are so confusing, and Lazlo believes in global warming. Lazlo finalizes his Superbowl bet. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss Nancy Guthrie’ kidnappers demanding bitcoin, Georgia parents getting investigated for letting their 6 year old scooter to a park, Trump’s controversial...

Lazlos’ had the same fashion since high school, and SlimFast got in trouble with his boss. The Superbowl is not allowing specific ads’. National-shower-with-a-friend day doesn't align with Lazlos’ magic shower, and he stuck tweezers in an electrical outlet. The rhetoric around the Superbowl Half-time show is tiring. Can an ugly hooker help with getting it down? In Headlines, the guys talk about Sa...

It’s crazy that Lazlo was basically on the brink of death. Smoking is on the rise. What makes you feel old? Men keep weird things in their notes apps (especially SlimFast). If Lazlo and SlimFast (and Denzel Washington) ruled the world, it would be so perfect. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the ransom note connected to Nancy Guthrie, Jill Biden's ex being charged with murder, Bill Gates s...

Moving to a big city can be isolating, and Lazlo talks about college costs. The Clintons and Trump are like Harry Potter. How much money do women make? In Headlines, the guys discuss the current search for Nancy Guntherie, the fallout of more Epstein files being released, Fraternity members getting arrested for hazing, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spoti...

Lazlo and SlimFast answer some questions from listeners, submitted via Instagram. Missed the chance to submit? Follow us on all socials, @TheChurchofLazlo. Also! Don’t forget to stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!