Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlos’ weening off oxy. What are the fake local hotspots? Parents are making coaches leave youth sports. With Karen, there's a new name; Josh. SlimFast pees everywhere, and everyone is mad at the Kansas City Star guy. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the man posing as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione, Sean Grayson getting 20 years, an LA Stripper beheading her boyfriend, the current...

Everyone is just like Lazlos’ mother. Neilson released the most watched shows of 2025, and the guys talk about their first cars (and how their dads’ sold them). A facebook deal gone wrong ended up with a pregnant woman getting stabbed 70 times. Is it important to make sure someone with dementia knows they have dementia? The guys debate the Chiefs and Royals stadium. Lazlo is NOT a barb (Nicki Mina...

Lazlo gives Slim advice on how to deal with back pain. Summer got asked for feet pics, and Lazlo thinks Sydney Sweeney hanging bras off the Hollywood sign is hot. Lazlo gets pissed at old drivers, and thinks Belichick got snubbed. Squatter rights make no sense, and Lazlo has the BEST solution. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the fallout of Alex Prettis’ death, Rep. Omar getting sprayed...

Lazlo sleeps 5 seconds a night. Sending a ‘vag vid’ can get you sent to jail? Slim dabbles in celebrity news and asks, ‘Should celebs have a role in politics?’ SlimFast used to be a competitive rollerblader. Bring back millennial optimism! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how Trump and Tim Waltz are talking, a AT&T worker sent himself a customers’ nude, Tik Tok possibly being censored, and...

That was a tough Broncos parlay. SlimFast rejected Lazlo's sleepover request. Do women find men with big penises more attractive or not? Why on earth do people take Lazlos betting advice? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the shooting of Alex Pretti, a stalker judge, Ryan Wedding getting apprehended, the teacher in Emporia who died due to hypothermia, and much much more. Stream The Church o...

Lazlo and SlimFast talk with Parks and Recreation star Jim O’Heir about public perception and hate comments. O’Heir discusses his early career, how he landed his role on Parks and Recreation, and what it’s like to be in the business today. Watch Jim O’Heir on Hulu’s Murdaugh: Death in the Family, Steve Carell’s upcoming show Rooster, and currently at the New Theatre & Restaurant in Nobody’s Perfec...

Release the Lazlo Files! Mark Wahlberg can do no wrong. Everyone is hoarding the groceries, and Lazlo doesn't get it. The guy that stole Lazlo's parking space got sad that Lazlo was upset, so Lazlo confronted him. SlimFast has no heat in his house, so Brookes’ probably going to leave. Would Lazlo give Slim his kidney? In Headlines, the guys discuss Siri pulling Ads’, Tik-Tok finally reaching a dea...

Lazlo remembers when SlimFast had hair, and hasn't checked his company email since September. Lazlo talks about young dads vs old dads. How much money do some men make? Lazlo masterbaites into SlimFasts’ yogurt like, everyday. The WORST EVER snow storm is hitting us this weekend. In Headlines, the guys talk about Anthropics’ CEO saying AI can write 90 % of code in a few months, the Uvalde Officer...

Lazlo’s contagious, and SlimFasts' got it. Summer gives an apartment update, and SlimFast fantasizes about Lazlos’ moms' bush. Do you let your kids cuss? Lazlos' replaced his oven with a bunch of tiny air fryers. SlimFast really wants to be friends with Tommy The Sledgehammer. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo talk about the (possible) D4vd update, Kiefer Sutherland getting arrested, a guy beating...

Right now is THE time to vote against Josh Allen. Summers’ apartment is super duper cold. Who started monetizing water? Slim is making AI videos of his wife with Grok, and weirds Lazlo out. SlimFast is stressed out about the protests in Millennapolis. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump's text with NATO Members, the shooting in Lawrence, Tim Busfield getting 75 letters of support, th...

Lazlo comes out swinging, and is tired of this other morning show guy taking his parking spot. Lazlos’ over of all of these songs being censored on the radio, and debates on when to give kids their phones. The guys place their bets, and make Chiefs fans mad. SlimFast and Lazlo reminiscence on when they got hotdogs together. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Minneapolis, an 11 year old wh...

Lazlos’ oldest son now has a broken finger. Slim is NOT scared to masturbate in front of his parents, but IS afraid to smoke in front of them. Lazlo is beefing with his Karen neighbor. What are people experts in? Should we make fake AI porn for pedophiles for they won’t commit the actual acts? In Headlines, the guys discuss Timothy Busfields' child sex abuse allegations, Trump wanting Greenland, t...

Lazlo has Grinder. Should he do his annual backflip? *Lazlo and SlimFast give roommate advice to Summer; Get drunk and get everyone to hook up. Our Boss is mad at us. Lazlo tells the story of being a DJ for a Strip Club. In Headlines, the guys discuss Jackson County issuing new mandates for police after the Minneapolis protests, a new Chinese app that's making headlines, the ‘hostile takeover’ fro...

Is Indiana a good example of the changes in College Football? Good(ish) news about Lazlo's back! Did SlimFast and Lazo make New Years Resolutions? RIP Bob Weir. The guys debrief the Golden Globes, and discuss the Iranian protests. There’s been a HUGE new update with the murdered Ohio couple. Is Lazlo a psychopath? Lazlo teaches Summer how to make a cr*ck pipe. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on...

SlimFasts’ giving Lazlo ‘allergy medicine.’ Summer is jealous of how Lazlo and SlimFast grew up. What is socially acceptable? If you’re not enjoying your regular football game, you may need to see a therapist. Lazlo's okay with killing a meta-verse hooker, and SlimFast wants a whole year with the body of QAnon Shaman. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the sus phone call relating to the O...

Pork Patty = Slims’ Mom. What' s the worst pain you’ve ever experienced? We are Venezuelan, and they are us! Lazlo had his weiner held in a bathroom, and is going to get a wheelchair with an anime girl. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Ravens coach getting fired, the USA getting 50 million barrels of oil from Venezuela, the different robots shown at the CES Convention, the ongoing investigation...

Lazlo pants are creamy, and SlimFast keeps flexing his outfit. Lazlo wants his kids to push him onto I-75 if he ends up in a wheelchair, and gives advice on managing his kids' grades. Lazlo almost beat this guy up at Disney, and the guys discuss cutting lines. Pete Carrol getting fired is outrageous, and Lazlo places his bets for college basketball. SlimFast tells the story of hooking up with a lo...

It feels weird to be off Holiday break, and saying ‘Girlfriend’ is cringe. Lazlo gives a long awaited back update, and wants to run Venezuela. People say Lazlo’s either too fat or too skinny, and the guys are fascinated with federal holidays. There's no Overland Park in Italy. It’s a GREAT time for betting, and what's going to happen to Travis Kelce? In Headlines, Will Smith is getting sued for se...

Lazlo's Dad worked for organized crime, and Gary Bus ey gave the most INSANE Christmas present. Christmas shopping is stressing SlimFasts’ wife OUT. Lazlo had a plane fly over the Royals that said, “Sluggers a pussy,” Dubai Chocolate was created to cover up a porn act. What's a good quarterback name? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Epstein Files being released toda...

You should never read negative comments; Lazlo disagrees. Do Lazlo or Slim have white trash in their family? SlimFast tells the story of fighting a little person. The guys are hyped for the upcoming games. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the reclassification of weed, Trump's address to the nation from last night, a new viral TikTok trend called ‘bonesmashing,’ Ghislaine Maxwell trying to...

Lazlo and SlimFast practice radical acceptance. Everyone has an old best friend they talk to (begrudgingly), and a Tik Toker is getting canceled for doing an angel tree. Lazlos' getting into Facebook Marketplace, and is now a feminist! The guys want Lazlo's mom to shut her whore-pancake-eating-mouth. In Headlines, the guys discuss D4vd having an industrial incinerator, a 2nd Doctor being charged i...

Why weren’t we on yesterday? Lazlo talks about FMLA. The guys know nothing about their insurance, and Lazlo has two hearts. Summers getting Lazlo and SlimFast wrapped into a scam. Lazlo predicts NO ONE will wear red on Friday, and places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss Sherone Moore's first preliminary hearing, the University of Brown shooting, Rob Reiner and his wife getting stabb...

Lazlo is grumpy, and clears the air about driving on opioids. Lazlos’ mom thinks his pants are too baggy, and the Sheronne Moore situation got a lot darker. SlimFast is geeked about the Buccaneers’ uniforms last night, and Lazlo places his bets on the upcoming Chiefs vs Chargers game. Corporate is asking for Lazlos’ doctors to sign a document for him to work. In Headlines, the guys talk about Disn...

Lazlos’ mom helping is like Little Nathan Lane, and Lazlo rants about Reddit. Who should be the new Michigan Coach? Happy Break-Up Day! In Headlines, the guys discuss the breaking news of Sherrone Moore getting fired, a man saying he teleported into a stolen BMW, a DoorDasher spraying pepper spray onto a bag of Arby's, the US taking Venezuela' s oil tanker, and much much more! Stream The Church of...

Lazlo's son, who is really good with Legos, helped with his clip line. Lazlo and SlimFast tell stories about Mc’ing for big indie/punk bands. Taylor Sheridan is not slowing down, despite what people think. Lazlo and SlimFast are planning a ‘cougar trap.’ What are the most stressful things to decide? Pornhub has released their ‘Most Searched’ terms of 2025. In Headlines, the guys discuss Bonnie Blu...