Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlo makes fun of SlimFasts’ zits and Summers' hair roller. Nothing's worse than a cheater who doesn't win. D4vd was BAD at covering up his crime, and the Royals are finding ways to lose. Do we want a guy from Ohio State running the country? Lazlo feels bad for not comforting Charlize Theron. Jami Gertz has the best sex scene of all time. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spot...

Jon Ham has good advice. No one remembers Harry Caray. D4vd was FINALLY arrested, and Lazlo wants to stop talking about dead kids. Did Brock Lesnar actually retire? SlimFast wishes you a happy 4/20! Lazlo does not. Everyone is from Virginia, and crime rates are down due to (probably) abortion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Christian Rock bands are fighting with churches, and Slim is confused by influencers. Lazlo would shoot SlimFast if he was drafted into war. “Secretary of War,” is not a cool title at all. Lazlo is the original founder of the manosphere, and the guys talk to Vern. Hegseth quoted our opening intro. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is sleeping with Slims’ mom, and tells the stories from his record label. RFK Jr collected a raccoon penis. If it's not on The Risk map, Lazlo doesn't know where it is. Does diet coke cure cancer? Lazlo and SlimFast argue about tax day, and Slims’ moving to the middle of nowhere to a trailer. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts ‘candy’ is gross. Lazlo is adamant he can win a fight against a female pro-fighter. A guy roleplaying as a wizard broke into a house in California. Lazlo HATES Summers; Sushi Bake. A deputy was found scrolling on Sexy Singles, and Katy Perry allegedly assaulted Ruby Rose. Lazlo buys man yogurt, not chick yogurt. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever y...

Don’t use your divorce attorney as a therapist. Lazlo wants the doctors to push him in the water, and could probably make the High School JV Golf Team if he tried. SlimFast LOVES it when fireworks go wrong. CVS should round DOWN for sick children. A man set a lady on fire, and there's a bill trying to get kids off social media. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wher...

Kids pick up on a lot. Is Mike Vrabel cheating? Everybody's shaking each other's shacks. Lazlo HATES space wizards, and the Royals are moving downtown. Mayor Q, listen to Lazlo and put a casino in Kansas City. New game! Melania or Latka from Taxi? There was a stand-off AND someone got run over by a bearcat. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your pod...

Is AI going to allow a 3-day work week? Lazlo and SlimFast don’t think so. It’s a win-win that Jason Whitlock talked crap on-air. Lazlo lost his job after hitting a guy with a phone. SlimFast found out the salary of the guy who burned down the California warehouse. ANOTHER hooker got arrested, and the Ketamine Queen was arrested. The guys talk Royals with Vern, and discuss Iran. Stream The Church...

SlimFasts’ job is to make Lazlo comfortably high. Lazlos’ not afraid to punt Twister, and explains his big experiment for America. The guys have never been so excited for GOLF. Is there a ceasefire? The replacement for Steven Colbert was finally announced. Daddy’s giving Slim a baseball. Lazlo can’t wait for Juggalos and MAGA people to meet. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Sp...

Lazlo got an MRI, and MICHIGAN WON! SlimFast promises to stop talking about Nancy Guthrie. Does getting on Ozempic cause divorce? A school board member was caught on mic calling a student hot. There's a huge rise in AI artists and AI Ads. Aliens have been confirmed to be totally real, and SlimFast has joined a new club! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you...

Jesus probably missed a couple Thursdays of praying. If you’re a celeb and came out as a Republican, you automatically have an advantage. There's a real life Dexter, and Lazlo places his bets on the championship tonight. Lazlo and SlimFast CANNOT hear. How much is it to buy a house, nowadays? Alcatraz is possibly re-opening, and the guys are very pro-divorce. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on...

How much does it cost to get a 90’s equivalent of a 3k car? Legal driving ages are confusing. What things did you like as a kid? SlimFast and Summer roughly explain Lazlo the recent Lawrence drama. Tiger Woods’ DUI bodycam footage was released. A new parenting hack is going viral that will stop your kids from having tantrums, and Lazlo gives the weekend sports bets. Stream The Church of Lazlo podc...

Lazlo refuses to share his doctor with SlimFast, and Lindsey Mac (from Fleetwood Mac) got attacked. Would Lazlo recommend joining the army? The guys talk to Josh Vernier about the Royals. Lazlo HATES space and wizards. SlimFasts’ house is getting foreclosed on, and he's moving in with Lazlo. Lazlo gets forced into a Birthday celebration (and even puts on a party hat). Stream The Church of Lazlo po...

DTF St. Louis is completely unbelievable. There's HAS to be an increase in teachers who have sex with their students. Alan Rickamn was not the best singer, and Barbie Dream Fest is the new Willa Wonka experience. Most people are not okay with you killing their dad, and Lazlo's adamant that the government should give everyone a living stipend. Would you eat a nail for $15 million? Stream The Church...

A thousand dollars gambling is not that much. Tiger Woods got a DUI. SlimFast and Lazlo respond to Reddit. Do people actually enjoy getting up early? And who is putting their penis on people at Wholefoods? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We wanted a four-day work week, not five. Lazlo tells the story of finding out his sister was a STEP-sister. Lazlo's in someone's dream blunt rotation. Why do people in Michigan sound like they're from Chicago? There's new audio of Bryan Kohberger talking about the murders. What are some lessons adults need to learn? Disappearing for 24 years doesn't seem too bad. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcas...

Lazlo is fighting to get money for his kids' college. What's the difference between magic underwear and a rosary? Lazlo used to bully a girl when he was 7. When was the first time Lazlo and SlimFast saw a vagina? Meta was sued TWICE in the past couple of days. Should restaurants have dress codes? Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Vern from 96.5 The Fan about the Royals. Lazlos' is not threatened by meeti...

'The Business’ is hard to stay in. Lazlo feels bad for the drunk suburban dad that got beat up by Alan Ritchson. Lazlo finally bought something about Temu. Sora AI is going away, and streaming services to watch baseball are getting out of control. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Iran. Slim was ‘a little bummed’ when Ozzy died. There is a rise in people pushing their spouses off cliffs, and Lazlo places...

Lazlo can’t access a college fund because of his ex-wife. In the beginning, Lazlo had no clue that Nick Wright and him would be so close. No matter how rich you are, we all still have to take out the trash. Lazlo and SlimFast deeply debate the mechanics of arresting a quadruple amputee. Golden Coral is not all that it's hyped up to be, and Slim never visited the little person he beat up in the hos...

We’re back from spring break! The Veterans hat SlimFast got Lazlo saved him SO MUCH money. It’s hard traveling with a teenager. ABC is losing a ton of money with cancelling the Bachelorette, and KU took a huge loss. There's Barbies with Fentanyl in Independence, MO? SlimFast rants’ about being a dad for a week, and gives his true-crime updates. Lazlo does NOT believe Chappell Roan. Stream The Chur...

Is Lazlo nervous about his kid traveling alone? Lazlo's pro people joining the manosphere. The guys talk about pooping (and masturbating) while traveling with your family. No matter how cool you are, your kids will always think you're a dork. Would you keep driving if you hit someone on an e-scooter? Lazlo HEAVILY disagrees with the proposed Kansas Law to get rid of phones in schools. Stream The C...

SlimFast remembers when he was Lazlos’ twink, and Lazlo's involved with an investigation. Kathy Ireland is now poor. How does Lazlo feel about Joe Burrow dating Jessica Alba? Why do people go on float trips?? SlimFast gives updates on the current conflict in Iran. Mike DeRosa didn’t ‘misspeak,’ he tried covering his mistake. The guys who made Ozempic are going broke. Stream The Church of Lazlo pod...

Lucky Stripes are the least of Lazlo's doctors’ worries. SlimFast has a new true crime story, and Gen Z is obsessed with JFK Jr. Lazlo has the most insane insurance story. Do the guys like self-help books and gurus? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo' s painting his house to look like a whore house. The Olympic baseball games have some really good players, like Aaron Judge. RIP Tommy Decarlo. Lazlo couldn’t care less about aliens, and Tous looks hot and miserable. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the deceased GA Teachers wife not wanting to press charges, Ticket Masters’ settlement, a new possible kidnapping scandal, Timothee Cha...

Radio back in the day was STRESSFUL. If you had a crystal ball, would you rather save Nancy Guthrie or know everything about Epstein? SlimFast want’s Lazlos’ son to go to Nebraska. RIP Country Joe. Where did Alfredo come from? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about a Georgia teacher that died due to a senior prank, MCI getting shut down due to a threat, Nancy Guthrie and Iran updates, Rhianna...