Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Dorm life sucks, and Lazlo basically lives with two roommates. Lazlo thinks Will Levis should just own it. Lazlos is going to choose to NOT get into the kindergarten brawl. Would you pay a million to go see Trumps’ UFC fight? Lazlo and SlimFast debate becoming celebrity assistants. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Who the hell is Marilu Henner? And has Lazlo completely given up on the Kansas City Royals? Lazlo and SlimFast have plenty of questions about Mackenzie Shirilla's case. People getting worked up over the Hooters uniforms is just weird, and don't go outside unless you want Lyme Disease. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo was kicked out of radio class, and the biggest road block to success is debt. Jim Teriyaki, the guy who paid kids to beat him up, was actually a predator. Summer' s a furry, and you don't ACTUALLY know a hitman. Clint Eastwood is NOT dead. Manhole is a GREAT gay-bar name. Lazlo has a Pickle Rick throw pillow, and Rashee Rice shouldn’t have pushed the limits. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcas...

Happy Graduation! Little Frankie flew away in the storm. RIP Mark Fuhrman. Would you be a peeping tom in your freeze time? A manager has two jobs; Count the cash, and make sure no teen poops in the fryer. Lyfts’ are MUCH worse than Ubers. SlimFast accuses Lazlo of paying for someone's abortion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Follow the running back, Dave. Lazlo and SlimFast are gonna start a little league baseball team. Everyone's boo-ing AI, and you should NOT watch the new Peacock AI documentary if you’re high. Lazlo doesn't think he could win against Rhonda Rousey, someone left a note on Summers’ car, and RIP Shlitz Beer. Red Button or Blue Button? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or w...

Lazlo's son and SlimFasts’ wife got heckled, and the NFL schedule releases were.. interesting. Don't suggest head if you’re not willing to do the same thing. A husband turned in his wife for sleeping with a student, and a student going to prom showed up in a helicopter. There's nothing like getting swept by the White Sox! SlimFat doesn't know what arugula is, and the most depressing thing about an...

Lazlo is angry this morning. Men, AND WOMEN, please stop wearing sandals. SlimFast has a big, fat crush on Kouri Richins, and Josh Vernier agrees that Witt is killing it in the Royals. Hot or rich? Shawnee Mission High Schools are pushing back against the Department of Education. Did we get solid proof that Bigfoot is real? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever...

Lazlo is NOT a fan of the sourdough Chiefs schedule release. RIP Brandon Clark; Maybe don’t accuse a guy of trafficking kratom. Eminem’s ex-wife is looking a little… rough. PLEASE make sure your dating app picture is updated. The guys place their sports bets, and SlimFast is apparently the new star of The Bear. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your...

Lazlo and SlimFast are sick, golf is impossible, and a guy exploded in an airplane engine. Lazlo tiptoes around hantavirus talk after his controversial COVID takes. SlimFasts’ TERRIFIED of teenagers, and Lazlo would just set them on fire. The Church of Lazlo is open to promote propaganda! And let the people own an airline! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever...

Lazlo and SlimFast sit down with Nate Bukaty to talk about his journey through radio and the path that led him to Apple TV. Bukaty gets the guys excited for soccer, talks about Kansas City history, and gives a look into his writing process for his book Perfect Pitch. You see him for his book signing at Rainy Day Books on Thursday, May 28th.

SlimFast has what fibromyalgia probably feels like, and Lazlo is upset about an Olathe Schools policy. Is hantavirus going to be the new Covid? Prison would be better than the high school boys locker room. Porn has influenced the guys a LOT, and Lazlos’ son tried standup for the first time. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Dianna Russini is a HOT name, and Lazlos' raging over school paperwork. Where are all the forks? And don't risk your life over sprite. Have you ever been dry humped? Karens are BACK! Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Royals Insider Josh Vernier about the recent Royals games and player injuries. If you donate your body to science, be aware that they'll probably be blown up in a La-Z-Boy. Stream The Church...

Unless Tech N9ne is opening, Chacho is not interested in the big concert coming up. Lazlo is SHOCKED at Summers’ lack of direction. A Mom kicked a kid at a youth football game, and the FedEx Killer got the death penalty. Would you make your mom sit in the backseat for your mom? Lazlo has aspirations to be a pimp, and Kansas City is now the worst performing city when it comes to the World Cup. RIP...

Someone not hearing you might be the ultimate defense. The GameStop CEO sounds exactly like you’d expect a GameStop CEO to sound. SlimFast doesn’t own any luxury brands, and the guys think a travel vlogger is a massive baby. Ever passed a kidney stone? Slim’s already planning Lazlo’s son’s grad party. How many Catholic priests are actually pedophiles? And Britney Spears has pleaded guilty. Lazlo a...

Lazlo would OWN high school sports (if he was on the girls team), and cannot deal with SlimFasts small talk today. There are so many horse girls. Amazon is the new Temu. SlimFasts’ grandma was a WHORE, and the Church of Scientology wrote Lazlo a personal note. A 50 Day Bender is not very impressive. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast sits down with his lawyer-brother-dad, Joshua Mathews, to talk about his journey into law, break down common misconceptions surrounding high-profile trials, and dive into the realities of divorce. You can find him at www.mathewsgrouponline.com. To send in questions to ask Joshua during Mondays’ show, message @ChurchofLazlo on Instagram.

Drugs are making Lazlo forgetful, and he is VERY uncomfortable when comedians bomb. Lazlo's son can no longer eat cream cheese because of Epstein. Lazlo' s pretty content with the white-thing he has going. Katy Perry is in hot water AGAIN! Lazlo would like a penis show from SlimFast. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo put SlimFasts’ puppy in a trashcan. A woman unleashed a bunch of bees to avoid eviction. Mike Vrabels’ ‘emergency meeting’ with his wife sounds like hell, and the new details about D4vds’ arrest is crazy. The guys talk Royals with Josh Vernier. There's an alleged weed monopoly in Missouri, and you should ALWAYS watch the first episode of a show before jacking off. Stream The Church of Lazlo...

Please excuse Lazlo while he takes his morning drugs. What's something you learned too late? James Comey is indicted, and the guys go on a rant about the royal family. President Lincoln was throwing around a major penis. We’ve all dated someone who we thought would stab us. Lazlo knew it was over when he had to get rolled oats. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wher...

Lazlo and SlimFast debate…clocks? Feral kids are probably not too happy. SlimFast pooped in a purse to feel loved, and the guys brainstormed how to get away with killing someone. Lazlo gives 60 second advice. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Can people even hear us? The guys talk about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Not being able to move sucks, and not being able to dodge a foul ball sucks even more. What happens when Lazlo takes too long on a smoke break? A Louisianan restaurant is (allegedly) cooking roadkill. Lazlo and SlimFast have no interest in seeing the Michael Jackson biopic. Don’t go to jail in Japan. Stream The Ch...

Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Kansas City’s Ghost Hunter, Marie Jackson. Marie tells the guys about what led her to Ghost Hunting, and what really happened with their paranormal experiences. Her full story is in the book, Ten Feet Under. You can explore her investigations at https://ghostlinkproductions.com/, watch Ghost Link TV on YouTube, and find more content on Instagram @spiritual_gatekeeper

Lazlo and SlimFast figure out how to vote on politics, and talk about the NFL draft. An influencer leaves Lazlo ACTUALLY disturbed. WWE is one of our last true art-forms, and Lazlo saw snakes while tripping. If you’re a pedo or a serial killer, just end it. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts’ wife secretly hates that he takes her car to work. If you want to make money, rob the dorks at the Pokemon store. Celestes’ cause of death was released, and Mr. Beast is in hot water. Josh Vernier talks about the latest Royals losses. SlimFast censored Lazlo. Lazlos’ opening a new strip club called ‘The Blue Circle.’ Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wher...

Morning people get way more respect, and we should have more trade schools. Lazlo and SlimFast are going to open a new building; a hybrid of bars, batting cages, and cobblers. Highschoolers in Topeka took the weinermobile to prom. Some people just show their vagina and poop on the playground. Tipping is out of control. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you...