ChocoLumpia Lessons

It’s Hallows eve my Tribe! Listen in as I discuss stranger danger, more woo woo shit and delve deeper into horror films and the importance of mental health. Don’t eat candy from strangers, it’s weird! 🤡👻🎃 Enjoy!

Ayeo!!!! Wut Up #TCLLT? It’s pre-Mercury Retrograde with a new moon in Scorpio or some shizz. Listen in as my spitfire, New Yorker ass takes you through how to let go of social media, unintentional jabs, walking on the 13, what gets me lit in life, how to prep for 2020 vibes and owning yo shiet. No one elses, just yours.

Hey Tribe! It’s mid-October and I’m talking about all of the creepy thangs. It’s my favorite month so of course we delve into costumes, dreams, and creepy films. Listen in as I discuss tattoo etiquette, the importance of feminine heroines in books/films and my woo woo dreams 😬🤷🏽‍♀️🔮🧹🌙

Burrrrrratttttt!!!! Wut up fam?! Today I chat about cultural appropriation, what it’s like to be mixed, ravers, forced text entry and parenting. I have a lot of opinions...are they for everyone? NOPE 🤷🏽‍♀️ Am I for everyone? NOPE 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ Enjoy!

Sup fam?! CL here! Today I discuss how to celebrate your wins without being a total douche, knowing your worth (and letting other people understand your worth), why I don’t edit, city suckage, and comedians. ‘Ppreciate you guys! 💜

Howdy Ho! It’s almost October fam! That means this year is almost over and people are going to start talking about that new year new me bullsh*t! But not us! We’re revamping today 🙌🏽 Listen in as I share about vision boarding, goals, mindset, self-talk and energy exchanges. There’s a new Libra moon too or something woo woo. Idfk but let’s discuss!

Ayyyyyyooooooo!!! It’s episode 50 and I’m lighting everyone up!!! Ber Ber Ber Berrrrrrrrrr 🔥 Listen in as I explain how the world is doing you a disservice. Let me help you...In my weird disfunctional yet highly functional and logical (but with tons of crass language and imagery) ChocoLumpia way. With love ❤️

Hiya fam! We’re back to our regularly scheduled recordings. Every Thursday! In today’s episode I discuss The Secret to My (Your) Success. Help me, help you. Let’s make this monay 💰💰💰 The featured song in the opener is Bubblegum by YONAKA. I’m obsessed with it and used it in the show I choreographed for MOXIE Theatre. DANCE NATION Aug 17-Sept 15! Per ush, it’s madness here. Welcome!

Omerrgherrrd! I’m back mofos! After a month and a half break, mamas back with some new life experiences to share with you. I’ve missed you and man oh man...Can you feel that full moon energy or nah? Feels as f*ck in this episode but also laughs and cursing af. Shouts out to @PepperJuice for sending me their dope REMIX of “Kill This Love” by @BlackPink. It’s my opener for this episode! ‘Ppreciate y...

Toughen up! Today I reflect on May and how it can choke itself, finding your tribe, the first time I heard a certain curse word and the infamous USPS. Don’t come for me, trigger warnings af in this biotch! Enjoy, ChocoLumpia Lessons Tribe! 💛🤘🏽

Hey Tribe! In today’s episode I discuss why Yoga is important, what it’s like to be a woman and French Philosopher: Sartre. We’ve def gone off the rails. 🚂 Enjoy!

Hey Tribe! What does that title mean?! Weeeeeeellllllll you’ll just have to listen in, won’t cha??? 🙃 Today I discuss cans of whoop ass, when to “not” and how I feel when nice people follow me on IG 😂 ‘Ppreciate you all! ❤️🤘🏽

Happy Easter eve and 420! 🐰🌱 Hug a tree and listen in as I talk about boundaries, owning your life, safety, the bonus to the IG Close Friends feature, road rage...and I have some important questions for my listeners. 🤔 Seriously. I need to know. Email me: BossLady@ChocoLumpia.com Love you guys! 🤘🏽🖤

It’s not what you think 🙃 Sup fam?! Welcome to it-another episode with ChocoLumpia 🎉 Listen in to hear updates on Moth Gate 2019, SJW’s, I get Boston confused with Chicago 😂🤷🏽‍♀️, my Southern gothic life, my thoughts on attitude and why being Jamaican can help everyone. If you’re easily offended, take your triggered pills beforehand 💊 I’m comin’ in hoord! Weeeeeeeeee! ☺️🤘🏽

Hi #TCLLT fam! It’s Thursday! New episode day! Ber berr berrr berrrrrr! 🎉 Today we discuss the point of anything, Economic Karaoke, nightmares, revamping your mindset and being murked by moths. It’s always an adventure! Saddle up, yeehaw 🤷🏽‍♀️

New episodes will now drop every Thursday! Thank you, #TCLLT Tribe for listening, rating, reviewing, sharing and supporting! I have no idea what is happening in this episode because I have ADHD 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ Not really, but probably. It’s the last day of Mercury in Retrograde and mama is feeling it hooord. Also, I know. 1) It’s “Lucha Libre” 🤷🏽‍♀️. There’s that emoji! 2) My German English teacher di...

Welp! I couldn’t fit it all in my last hour so here’s another 😂 I love my #TCLLT so much for supporting and listening to this craziness. Listen in on my views regarding pop culture, why I won’t get Botox and the dumbing down of society. Not as many f bombs as last episode but pretty dang close 👌🏽

Ohhhhhh boy! If you take a shot for every curse word or offensive item during this episode, you will die 😬🤘🏽 Don’t do it! You’ve been warned. Today, I discuss the news, mercury in retrograde, and full moons. I’m on a good one today 😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ Lo siento and also gracias por todo. Tributes, a new song and soundboards, oh my! Don’t get triggered, it’s ChocoLumpia Lessons! 😘

I blame the New Moon 🌝 I’m baaaaaccckkkkkkk! And all over the place with topics but the main focus today is fighting for yourself! Listen in as I rant about resilience, perseverance and mindset shifts...All with love and sprinkled with some foul language and dark humor 😬🤷🏽‍♀️ Thanks for listening! 😘

Rainy days are here again! Pretend we’re sitting on the patio of my fancy af country home, sharing stories about the history of “Ay, u left ur”, silent rage and jizz coffee whilst wearing slippers and listening to the relaxing ASMR sounds of rain! Snuggle up, #TCLLT fam ☔️

Yeehaw! Sup #TCLLT fam?! In today’s episode I sprinkle enlightenment on dat ass. I don’t fk but apparently I’m a minister now so, there’s that. 😂🤷🏽‍♀️🙏🏽 Listen in as I share tips on decision-making and the importance of self-esteem. You is kind. You is smart and you is beautiful.

Oh I’s preachin’ today! Tribe, join me! From IG, to Europe, to driving, to cholas...Join in on the #TCLLT sermon. We’re going to Hell in a handbasket like Toto from The Wizard of Oz all up in dis biotch 🐶🔥 Oh boy, there go the sponsorships 😂😬🤷🏽‍♀️

Sup fam?! I’m worried about this world. But-I think there are enough of us #TCLLT tribespeople to rectify that! I felt compelled to share some tips on safety and speaking up for yourself in this episode. Shout out to @Mala_Munoz of @Locatora_Radio for reminding me to speak on this women’s safety topic 🙌🏽 Please share with your strong females (and males!) 💪🏽💗✌🏽

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Hi Tribe! We gettin’ all woo woo up in here...Tonight I discuss full moons, green people, the crazies, finding your cock, no thank you please energy and being uncomfortable to push through to success. I 🖤 you guys! Thank you for listening. Don’t forget to rate and review! #TCLLT 😘