Reyna Martinez

Chismosas and Chainsaws

Tv EN ↓ 197 episodes

Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.

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Reyna Martinez

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Latest episode

Apr 27, 2026

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Episodes

Anna and the Apocalypse: This is Nae Disney 09.12.2020

No, that’s not a typo! In this episode, we talk about Anna and the Apocalypse(2017), how much Reyna loves the combination of horror and musicals, and how much Brittany loves the accents. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Hereditary: A Family Tragedy 02.12.2020

In this episode, we talk about Hereditary(2018), how iconic Toni Collette is, and what we’d do in Peter’s situation. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Get Out: Racists are Everywhere 25.11.2020

In this episode, we talk about Get Out(2017), how it’s truly a masterpiece worthy of more than one Oscar, and how every actor in it really is amazing. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In The Tall Grass: It’s Not Just a Boulder, It’s a Rock 18.11.2020

In this episode, we talk about In The Tall Grass(2019), how confusing the time travel involved is, and whether or not we’d go into the grass. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Christine: Hell Hath No Plymouth Fury Like a Car Scorned 11.11.2020

In this episode, we talk about Christine(1983), how this movie has a killer soundtrack, and the big differences between the movie and the book. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

The Purge Election Year: You Don’t Watch a Purge Movie for the Writing 03.11.2020

In this episode, we talk about The Purge: Election Year(2016), how it’s far too relevant, and we talk way too much about politics. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Nothing Beats Tim Curry in Fishnets 31.10.2020

Happy Halloween! In this bonus episode, we talked about The Rocky Horror Picture Show(1975), how hot the entire cast is, and how iconic this movie still is 45 years later. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Halloween: The Film Debut of an Icon 28.10.2020

In this episode, we talk about none other than the original Halloween(1978), how iconic Jamie Lee Curtis was and continues to be, and how people should generally answer the door if you hear someone screaming to call the police. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

American Horror Story S1 Halloween: Back When Ryan Murphy Had Original Ideas 21.10.2020

In this episode, we talked about episodes 4 and 5 of the first season of American Horror Story(2011), how much Reyna hates Ryan Murphy, and how much Brittany wants to protect the women in this season. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Delicious Roadside BBQ and Headcheese 14.10.2020

In this episode, we talk about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974), how genre changing it was, and how much screaming there is in this movie. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

The Houses October Built: Blair Witch But Worse 07.10.2020

Trigger warning, there is some sexual violence that’s pretty strongly alluded to in this movie, nothing too graphic but a warning nonetheless. In this episode, we talked about The Houses October Built(2014), how it just wants what The Blair Witch Project had, and what a letdown the ending is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

The Silence of the Lambs: Substitute Human for Beef 01.10.2020

Happy October! In this episode, we talk about The Silence of the Lambs(1991), how cool Jodie Foster is, and what human flesh allegedly tastes like. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Final Destination 3: Reasons to Not Use Tanning Beds 23.09.2020

In this episode, we talk about Final Destination 3(2006), how it’s basically the same as the first with no new twists, and how Ben Franklin probably sucked. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

The Shining: The Worst Social Distancing Experience Ever 16.09.2020

In this episode, we talk about The Shining(1980), how great the soundtrack is, and how Danny and Wendy really deserves better. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Child’s Play: The Only Karen We Care About 09.09.2020

In this episode, we talk about Child’s Play(1988), what a cute kid Andy is, and whether or not Chucky has the strength of a man or a doll. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Insidious: More Kids and More Demons 12.08.2020

In this episode, we talk about Insidious(2010), how similar it is to Sinister, and how much Reyna hates Patrick Wilson. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy’s Revenge: No Homo But... 31.07.2020

In this episode, we talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge(1985), how it’s truly one of the gayest horror movies out there, and what a great scream queen Jesse is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

The Babadook: Sometimes You Gotta Stab Your Mom 23.07.2020

In this episode, we talk about The Babadook(2014), how this mom deserves a break, and how neither of us could be parents. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Paranormal Activity: Ouija Boards Are Never the Answer 15.07.2020

In this episode, we talked about Paranormal Activity(2007), what a douche bag Micah is, and how it’s crazy what someone can do with a small small budget. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Misery: Kathy Bates is an Icon 08.07.2020

In this episode, we talk about Misery(1990), how iconic Kathy Bates is, and how neither of us knew Rob Reiner was a director. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com

Happy Death Day: Men Aren’t Worth It 01.07.2020

In this episode, we talk about Happy Death Day(2017), what a stupid name Tree is, and which of the deaths we’d be okay with happening to us. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

The Rite: A Little Too Catholic 24.06.2020

In this episode, we talk about The Rite(2011), what an icon Anthony Hopkins is, and which of the Popes are cool. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Repo The Genetic Opera: This is a Biohazard 17.06.2020

In this episode, we talk about Repo The Genetic Opera(2008), how Blind Mags truly has big d*ck energy, and whether or not Nathan’s a bad guy. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws!

The VVitch: You’re No Good, Goat! 10.06.2020

In this episode, we talk about The VVitch(2015), how beautiful Thomasin’s hair is, and what an icon Black Phillip is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Prom Night: Every Movie Deserves a Choreographed Dance 03.06.2020

In this episode, we talk about Prom Night(1980), what an icon Jamie Lee Curtis is, and how familiar those songs at the dance sound. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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