Chismosas and Chainsaws

In this episode, we talk about Sinister(2012), how weird Ethan Hawks is, and how Reyna thinks it’s just a worse version of The Ring. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Carrie(1976), how much older these “high schoolers” look, and how truly iconic this film is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In our shortest episode yet, we talk about The Human Centipede(2009), how utterly gross the concept is, and how it does the sub genre torture porn in the worst way possible. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

CONTENT WARNING: we do talk about rape and suicide in this episode. In this episode, we talk about Unfriended(2014), how terrible kids are in high school, and why you shouldn’t keep butcher knives in your bedroom. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

CONTENT WARNING: About 25 minutes in, we talk about the deaths of Heather O’Rourke and Dominique Dunne. In this episode, we talk about Poltergeist(1982), how people think it’s a cursed film series, and what a breath of fresh air it is to have a family to root for. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Heads up: there’s a strange lag for about 50 minutes of this episode due to some connectivity issues when recording. In this episode, we talk about Scream 2(1997), how cool Sidney Prescott still is, and what makes a serial killer. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we discuss The Exorcist(1973), how much Brittany loves being creeped out by Catholicism, and how gross pea soup looks. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Ready or Not(2019), what a badass final girl Grace is, and how disappointing men are. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

DISCLAIMER: neither of us are doctors and our medical advice should not be interpreted as anything other than our opinions. CONTENT WARNING: in this movie, Rosemary does get raped and we do talk about it throughout the episode. In this episode, we talk about Rosemary’s Baby(1968), how Rosemary is constantly led astray, and what a terrible doctor she had. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.c...

CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNING: we do talk about the suicide scene, the homophobic hate crime, and domestic abuse throughout the episode. In this episode, we talk about IT Chapter Two(2019), how Ben is basically the perfect person, and how Bill Hader makes Reyna cry. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Cabin in the Woods(2011), attempt to break down the horror movie tropes, and briefly ramble about Joss Whedon. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about It Chapter One(2017), how amazing Beverly Marsh is, and how biased Reyna’s opinions are on this movie. CONTENT WARNING: we do talk about Beverly’s backstory and childhood trauma about thirty minutes in and that topic goes on for about thirty five minutes. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we discuss The Blair Witch Project(1999) and its cultural impact on everything from most found footage films to Scooby-Doo. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street(1984), how biased Reyna’s opinion is, and how much she loves Heather Langenkamp. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Ritual(2017), how these men don’t know how to deal with their grief and whether or not we’d bow down to the bastard child of a god. Email us with any suggestions or concerns at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about the underrated movie: Jennifer’s Body(2009), how hot and scary Megan Fox is, and how truly iconic and very 2009 the script is. Email any suggestions to chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com

In this episode, we talk about Final Destination(2000). We discuss the icon that is Devon Sawa and how this movie could’ve used a little more Tony Todd. We also now have an email! Email us for any movie suggestions or thoughts at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com

In this episode, we talk about The Ring(2002), how iconic Samara is, how Anna did nothing wrong, and how one of us really didn’t like this movie. TRIGGER WARNING: we do talk about rape during the first half hour of this episode.

In this episode, we talk about Candyman(1992) and how much of an absolute icon Tony Todd is.

Good news: this one’s only an hour! In this episode, we talked about Scream(1996) and how biased Reyna’s opinions are on this movie.

In our way too long first episode, we talk about The Amityville Horror(1979) and what a weird time it was for filmmaking.