Chismosas and Chainsaws

In this episode, we discuss The Substance (2024), art-- and horror movies specifically-- being political, and the implications of unrealistic body standards that society has for women as we age. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Knives Out (2019), the star-studded cast, and how this is very clearly NOT a horror movie. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Happy Halloween! In this episode we talk about Zombieland (2009), what a guy Woody Harrelson is, and about how surprisingly well this aged. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaw@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010), how many references to other horror movies were in this, and how both of us had the same average rating for the film but rounded differently! Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Companion (2025), what a nightmare AI is, and how funny it would be to do a sports podcast instead. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Lamb (2021), the weird family dynamics involved in the story, and how different OUR choices would be in the same situation. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about MaXXXine (2024), what an icon Mia Goth is, the time she beat the shit out of Kevin Bacon, and what an amazing ending this was to the trilogy. Do the thing, you know the thing! Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we discuss Smile 2 (2024), its similarities to The Ring, and how graphic it is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Better Watch Out (2016), Tony Todd's passing, and the impressionability of young people. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Happy Holidays from the Chismosas! In this episode, we talk about Lodge (2019), religious cults, and what little sh**heads these kids are. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Trap (2024), how much Reyna likes Seleka's music, and how this movie is only good if you're not completely sober. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode we talk about Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (2006), the animation and storytelling aspects, and how unexpected cameos slap. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode we discuss I Saw The TV Glow (2024), how it's absolutely a queer allegory despite Britany gaslighting herself out of seeing it, and how each time she sees it Reyna gets a little emotional. Email us at chismosas.and.chiansaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we discuss The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014), the implications of found footage, and how exploitative this version of "found footage" is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode we talk about Abigail (2024), different sources for vampire lore, and how f*cked up the Twilight series is in hindsight. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode we talk about Smile (2022), the one time a psychotic break isn't just a psychotic break, and how you can't escape your trauma. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode we talk about The Strangers (2008), long engagements, and the Mason murders. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Stitches(2012), how insane it is that all these clowns f*ck, and how creepy the egg thing is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Wicker Man(2006), how pointless this remake is, and how funny it is when Nicholas Cage just starts punching people. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Parasite(2019), how we’re all trapped in a capitalistic nightmare, and how Reyna remains obsessed with this score. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Psycho(1960), how iconic this soundtrack is, and whether or not Anthony Perkins is cute. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Talk to Me(2023), how fun the montage scenes are, and what a bad friend Jade is. Follow on instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Vacancy(2007), how these two ignore red flags, and never would’ve survived any ordeal like this. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Boy(2016), how much Brittany doesn’t like creepy dolls, and our mixed feelings on the plot twist. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this special Halloween episode, we talk about Clue(1985), how iconic this dialogue truly is, and how much we love Tim Curry. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!